Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Gimme clocks if I'm late, but if Nick gets jail time, does he Enjoy Prison immediately or does he go home and report to jail later?

If he gets, it is very likely to be a weekend thing.

 

[Swole McPole]

Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him.

It's why the Megan Fox letter comes across as less than helpful to me. Nick ropes in some slapper off the internet to write a letter of support. Another woman who isn't his wife talking about how awesome the swinger/adulterer is. Sure. Fine. But how well can she actually KNOW him? How much time has she spent in his actual presence? I'd be astonished if it's more than two or three days.

On the other hand, you've got all those people who DO know him. People that he worked with when he was a practicing lawyer. Members of his church. Neighbours. People involved in local community projects. People from his homeschool co-op. etc.

Those people are all notable by their silence.

Sure, his wife and his dad are going to say 'Don't send Nick down.' That's what family does, But when it comes to letters in support of his plea in mitigation, the one's that Nick has offered up were as close to worthless as I can imagine.

It's no wonder the guy failed as a lawyer. Poor sap hasn't got a jar of glue.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

My honest vote is that nick gets middle to light sentencing today. No jail time at all. However, I think that will still be good, cause we know how lowcows like Nick get when they win something and eventually go into a L with their boasting and ego hitting a peak.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It's why the Megan Fox letter comes across as less than helpful to me. Nick ropes in some slapper off the internet to write a letter of support. Another woman who isn't his wife talking about how awesome the swinger/adulterer is. Sure. Fine. But how well can she actually KNOW him? How much time has she spent in his actual presence? I'd be astonished if it's more than two or three days.

On the other hand, you've got all those people who DO know him. People that he worked with when he was a practicing lawyer. Members of his church. Neighbours. People involved in local community projects. People from his homeschool co-op. etc.

Those people are all notable by their silence.

Sure, his wife and his dad are going to say 'Don't send Nick down.' That's what family does, But when it comes to letters in support of his plea in mitigation, the one's that Nick has offered up were as close to worthless as I can imagine.

It's no wonder the guy failed as a lawyer. Poor sap hasn't got a jar of glue.

As Potentially Criminal / Sean / Subway Boy pointed out onstream, Nick’s dad’s letter is absolute trash.
There’s barely half a sentence admitting Nick did anything wrong, and the rest is just, “muh grandkids, don’t hurt muh grandkids!”
He hardly acknowledges that a crime even took place, let alone shows any genuine remorse on Nick’s behalf (spoiler: there is none). Its stinks worse than dogshit.

 

[(°▽°)]

Yup. And his alternative education tactics of his children are fair game provided that we don't go off-roading into a separate discussion of whether of not that is something worthy to be made fun of to my eyes. But every time this comes up people get REALLY mad. Then it isn't fun anymore. So they get an automatic win just by making things not fun. Not whether other people find it funny which is pretty subjective and most of this site would be shut down if it operated on that basis alone. So here we are.
Anyways, good talk. Stay safe. Keep your hands and feet inside the ride until it comes to a complete stop. Do not consume with alcohol. Don't feed the wildlife.

If you don't like it just start your own Rekieta thread at home.

 

[Red Frida]

Does that mean Himedall needs to update the OP to say definitively that "Nick gave Audreyrose cocaine"?
Because right now his summary reads as if the true positive of the test is not indicative of how the drug got into her system...

So you're advocating Himedall commit defamation without smoking gun evidence?
We know from the test results that Nick allowed his daughter to be exposed to large quantities of cocaine. We don't know the specifics of how that happened.
Contrary to what you might have read about the forum it's not really the culture here to make extreme assumptions without evidence just because we don't like someone.
For example based on your recent post evidence it's clear you're a faggot who should post less and lurk more. However I don't know the specifics of what your favorite technique of sucking dick for cock is. That's a small but important limitation to what I know about you.

 

[ShinyStar]

Lawyers can do very well in prison because the other inmates try to get free legal advice. I’m sure Nick would even be able to fuck that up by being his charming self.

Nick's likely problem will be that he will continue to deny that he deserves to be in prison. That would mean that he's a bad lawyer, who gets people into prison when they don't deserve it. I see people ribbing him over the issue and him blowing up over it and alienating other inmates.

Nick to drug his daughter and that coke-heads are notoriously bad at sharing their "snow"

Nick purchased cocaine and shared it with at least 3 other people (not counting the daughter), so you are once again saying things that anyone who is familiar with the subject matter of the thread knows are stupid.

And worse than saying stupidly uninformed things, you're acting like people being informed on the topic of the thread makes them overinvolved, you're saying that "no one's talked about this," when it's been analyzed in extensive detail earlier in the thread. You walk in here with a chip on your shoulder like you have some secret knowledge that everyone else in the thread missed, while simultaneously being completely ignorant of the subject matter of the thread, and you act completely surprised when people don't react as if you're the thread's new resident genius.

Go back to wherever you came from.

 

[Captain Manning]

As Potentially Criminal / Sean / Subway Boy pointed out onstream, Nick’s dad’s letter is absolute trash.
There’s barely half a sentence admitting Nick did anything wrong, and the rest is just, “muh grandkids, don’t hurt muh grandkids!”
He hardly acknowledges that a crime even took place, let alone shows any genuine remorse on Nick’s behalf (spoiler: there is none). Its stinks worse than dogshit.

I'm torn between which one is worse.

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit. Which is insulting.

I think "hers" made me roll my eyes harder.

I think Megan's was the least bad because that one probably had the least input from him.

 

[BathTubShine]

2 Hours! I'm locking in a new prediction for my own fanfictionfarms(TM) reasons:
>3 Years probation (2 years supervised)
>50hrs of picking trash in funny vest from roadsides
>No jail

BIIIIG Day today, hope you start the morning with some Whistlepig, which you hid to house#2 during testing period maybe even ease your nerves with some of that Galaxy Gas Goodness?

Cheers CuckPope

 

[Sneed Force One]

I will likely eat my shoe, but I'm a glass half full guy. I enjoy the excitement of believing in a somethingburger occuring.
> 3 Years Probation
> 20-30 hours Community Service
> 12 days in Jail, cut to 10 for 2 days served
I hope the transcripts will show that the court explicitly knows he's been a raging faggot for nearly a year.
Wildcard: FBI Agents show up

 

[not william stenchever]

Just his thoughts and to ponder how did it lead up to this.

Lessons learned: It was the fault of that goddamned Kiwi Farms, Judge Pussy Liqour, Our Wife's family, the entirety of the sheriff's department, the church, and those bastard woodland critters he keeps murdering. Little does he know that it was the crows all along.

 

[Oxyjen]

I will likely eat my shoe, but I'm a glass half full guy. I enjoy the excitement of believing in a somethingburger occuring.
> 3 Years Probation
> 20-30 hours Community Service
> 12 days in Jail, cut to 10 for 2 days served
I hope the transcripts will show that the court explicitly knows he's been a raging faggot for nearly a year.
Wildcard: FBI Agents show up

I admire your chutzpah.

But I’m going to have to be a negative Nancy:
> 2 years probation
> 40 hours community service
> no jail time

Wildcard:

Spoiler

Fight breaks out between streamers / Alogs on courtroom steps

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

A link is up for the sentencing. I'm 30/70 on if it will actually happen.

If Nick's sentencing is streamed, here's the link:

Semper Fidelis to our boots on the ground.

 

[Polyarmory]

If Nick actually goes to jail (), we should make a new poll. Some suggestions for options

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.
• Hedonism III: Candy Yoshi Penitentiary Edition

I originally wrote "what happens to Nick in jail", but I think his reaction to being jailed is much more interesting. If he were jailed, I suspect he would irritate other inmates, and probably get beat up by new guys once or twice. (I'm assuming that Nick would go to a relatively nice jail.) Doing it this way also sidesteps the inevitable avalanche of Mutt's Law posts (at least a little bit. I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law )

ETA: Added option 6 as suggested by @(°▽°)

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law

There’s a time and a place for everything, and you have to admit, that would absolutely be it.

 

[ShinyStar]

I'm torn between which one is worse.

Yeah, Bob's refuses to acknowledge the crime outright, but Kayla's had that whole "My husband fights for freedom, and his enemies hate freedom" bullshit. Which is insulting.

I think "hers" made me roll my eyes harder.

I think Megan's was the least bad because that one probably had the least input from him.

I think Kayla's is particularly bad, because she was a co-defendant in the crime, but she shows no remorse, nor does she indicate Nick does, either. Totally missing is any indication of what has changed. What she tries to pass off as a mistake is a months-long pattern of behavior. If probation is going to be successful, there should have been some soul searching in that house to figure out how they got to where they are now, and what changes need to be made to prevent it happening again. Instead, Kayla's letter comes across as trying really hard to pretend that nothing happened, and asking the court to play along.

The part about Nick being silences is a total nonsequitor. How does anything in the PSI silence Nick? Parole doesn't. Community service doesn't. The jail time does, but only for 30 days, after which time he can go back to talking. The only thing that could "silence" Nick is all the internet anons mocking him for his punishment, and it's not the court's job to prevent that from happening.

 

[not william stenchever]

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.

Yes, except for number 2.

 

[(°▽°)]

If Nick actually goes to jail (), we should make a new poll. Some suggestions for options

How does Nick react to jail?

• He learns nothing and tries to look like a martyr for freedom.
• He repents and gets clean.
• He goes insane in protective custody.
• He tries to play off his daily suffering as comedy.
• His spirit is broken and he becomes meek and pitiful.

I originally wrote "what happens to Nick in jail", but I think his reaction to being jailed is much more interesting. If he were jailed, I suspect he would irritate other inmates, and probably get beat up by new guys once or twice. (I'm assuming that Nick would go to a relatively nice jail.) Doing it this way also sidesteps the inevitable avalanche of Mutt's Law posts (at least a little bit. I'm sure when the thread is featured, every third post will be Mutt's Law )

Jail has:

• Black men
• No Scandinavian prudes
• No children
• No driving
• No ruined body

In short, Nick will be begging to be let back in.

 

[Desktop User2]

Oh, wait till Nick starts steaming again

He will probably pick up another felony just to use as an excuse to not stream again. Work kills!

 

[Nova902]

Over /under on Nick yelling "I am NOT suicidal" like Jussie Smollett? on his way to the gulag