Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 67 17.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.5%

  • Total voters
    383
Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.
Based on the police report they probably wrote letters demanding a harsher sentence
 
Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.
this is worth emphasizing because it's so fascinating. his life really has been absorbed by the Internet. his private life has shrunk down to so little that strangers who laugh at him online are familiar with the only three people willing to write letters in his defense. there is literally nobody else who could vouch for the guy. no matter how this turns out, it beggars belief how much this guy has ruined his life (and several others) due to his depravity.
 
Guy has like five kids all in a church based homeschooling co-op and zero people wrote a letter in support. That's what his local community thinks of him. I think I've only seen that behavior when someone gets outed as a pedophile or the BTK killer or something. Simply wild.
I dunno if other homeschooling parents are credible personal references, their whole thing is that they are doing stuff with kids that they don't want others looking into, but I take your point.
 
I dunno if other homeschooling parents are credible personal references, most of them have their own weird shit they are running from that they don't want people looking into, but I take your point.
it's a church based homeschooling co-op. generally when someone "fucks up" the local community / church would rally around them and try to get them back on the right path. these people want absolutely nothing to do with this guy. it's evidence of just how abrasive and awful he was - they legitimately want him gone and out of the community.

if i was in a homeschooling co-op and had like, say, a drinking problem, other parents would be like "yeah, he has THIS problem, and he's a good guy, but we're going to work together and get him back on the straight and narrow"

the fact that no one wants anything to do with him shows that his behavior has been deemed egregious to the point of no return. he has no sponsors, no one to say "but there's all these good qualities, he just has this singular vice"

I've legit only seen that when someone is an insane child molester or serial killer so it's wild he has achieved that status
 
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Unfortunately Nick. Your Pre-sentencing Investigator remains unconvinced.

With any luck, you'll need to convince Big Black Bubba of your sincerity from Kandiyohi Jail
 
If he does get jail time can you imagine how annoying he is going to be for everybody with all his I'm a Lawyer don't you know shit.
Lawyers can do very well in prison because the other inmates try to get free legal advice. I’m sure Nick would even be able to fuck that up by being his charming self.
 
That is certainly something they could do. Then again, there are a lot of different churches and bars will be lowered to gain admittance.
They could just all be weirdos and running away from problems. There absolutely are churches that do that too.
Doesn't matter. I just wanted to dunk on him a bit more for his homeschooling weirdness that I called back on page 5 or something. There is no vetting process there. Those "imma make my own school with me and my buddies" things are always fishy. It always has something like this in it somewhere. Like, if you feel your kid isn't learning enough at school you can just teach them some more at home in your free time if that is a problem. You don't need to create your entirely own school in your dining room to do it all yourself.
It's a really weird logical jump to make. You probably shouldn't be a teacher if you jump to that conclusion.
This is a thread about a retarded skeleton who likes cock and Jamaicans in his wife.
If you want to sperg about homeschooling, open up a thread on the Mass Debates board of the autistic rightoid faggot subforum.
 
Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.
 
Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.
Those GOSH DARN kids are "safe" with their neet whore of a mother because case against Kyla was dropped.
 
Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?

Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.
Nick Rekieta plead to his charge of felony drug possession in return for Kayla Rekieta and April Anderson / Imholte's charges being dropped. Only he runs the risk of jailtime.
 
Does anyone know what will happen to the Rakieta kids if both their parents are sentenced to prison? Like are there grandparents in the picture or will they have to go into the Foster Care system?
Kayla will not be sentence, her and April getting their charges dismissed is part of Nick's plea.
Also, I'm probably late to the discussions about traces of cocaine found in his daughter's hair, but one possibility is skin transfer to the child from whatever surface Nick did cocaine on. This is clearly not a defense/excuse for Nick and is still a horrible thing. A small part of me hopes Nick never intentionally gave coke to his underage daughter and that this was just an "ooopsie" from being a disgusting cokehead retard.
You are not just late, you are also uninformed.
They test for metabolites, not the presence of base cocaine. It cannot have been transferred to the hair.
Metabolites are the result of the body processing cocaine and they are deposited inside the hair, not the outside.

You are proof Nick's lies manage to mislead people.
 
This is a thread about a retarded skeleton who likes cock and Jamaicans in his wife.
If you want to sperg about homeschooling, open up a thread on the Mass Debates board of the autistic rightoid faggot subforum.
That exists. Or tried to. Never made it anywhere because some folks are wedded to the idea.
Just saying that this guy showed the signs of being an outlier in a group of outliers. Then the outliers here got mad that I called them that. If you wanna police it, go ahead.
 
That exists. Or tried to. Never made it anywhere because some folks are wedded to the idea.
Just saying that this guy showed the signs of being an outlier in a group of outliers. Then the outliers here got mad that I called them that. If you wanna police it, go ahead.
Nah.
Not until I get a payrise. It's just that every now and then I get reports of severely off-topic discussions. Sometimes even I can't help it but join in. There's the tripod and butterdish discussions that I was wholly guilty of making wors... I mean, FUNNIER and WEIRDER. Contrary to what certain followers of a boring gambling tard would say, I'm not going to bother. Most users don't care either. We're here to laugh at every detail. I will only move stuff if it spans many pages and users can't help to stop.
 
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Thanks @hawkisnight and @Sneed Force One. Pleading to a charge so that m'ladies go free is surprisingly honorable (?) of Nick to do.
They test for metabolites, not the presence of base cocaine. It cannot have been transferred to the hair.
Metabolites are the result of the body processing cocaine and they are deposited inside the hair, not the outside.
That's what I was referring to: cocaine can be absorbed via the skin and then it would be processed by the body. When someone snorts a line there's still residue left behind unless they go HAM licking that surface (not putting that past Nick or his hoes).
You are proof Nick's lies manage to mislead people.
And your post is proof that you're so invested in this drama that you're tilting at windmills, especially when I went out of my way to still denounce Nick.
 
At this point it's probably the work he puts in to asking his parents to give him money so their grandchildren have a roof over their head and spaghettios. Feels like that's why Kayla got with the retard to begin with, as she seems pretty content doing fuck all herself.
Once upon a time being a broodmare for the upper crust was a privilege afforded to talented women who ruled from the shadows.
I guess drugs and Star Trek all day in exchange for doing absolutely nothing but being an abuse sponge ain't so bad, depending on who you ask.
 
We're here to laugh at every detail.
Yup. And his alternative education tactics of his children are fair game provided that we don't go off-roading into a separate discussion of whether of not that is something worthy to be made fun of to my eyes. But every time this comes up people get REALLY mad. Then it isn't fun anymore. So they get an automatic win just by making things not fun. Not whether other people find it funny which is pretty subjective and most of this site would be shut down if it operated on that basis alone. So here we are.
Anyways, good talk. Stay safe. Keep your hands and feet inside the ride until it comes to a complete stop. Do not consume with alcohol. Don't feed the wildlife.
 
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