Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[BibiLivesMatter]

10 am is sentencing. I hope that @Fapcop bought refundable tickets.

I hope @Fapcop bought tickets for two, on the occasion if Nick does go to jail for 30 days.

 

[daffodils]

Did I miss it, or has nobody posted the latest Locals missive yet? Anyone with a member account?

 

[ShinyStar]

Bro... not the breakup text.

But... but... Nick said that he never breaks up friendships! It's the other person who walks away.

Add that to the list of Rekieta lies.

You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison

That, and the (unpaid) speeding tickets, unpaid registration, etc. His one true virtue is driving his kids places, but the court has plenty of evidence that he is not to be trusted as a driver...

I also love the mention of the nanny/driver suddenly quitting, thus necessitating Nick's filling the role. The court also has the information that the nanny was one of the people originally interviewed for the warrant. Great idea, reminding the court of her, and that the situation in the house was so dire that they drove away their hired help (and couldn't find a single other person in the community willing to take her job.)

Part of me wants the judge to say, "Well, you can't go to jail because you're so busy driving your kids to classes? The school year ends beginning of June. You can report to the count lockup on June 15th," but a bigger part of me wants the judge to rip on how irresponsible of a driver Nick has been, and how utterly stupid he was to commit all these crimes impacting his ability to safely drive, when the well-being of his children was on the line.

Either way, likely or not, I want Nick to do 30 days in jail, primarily because if he's out of the house for that long, it gives Kayla a chance to experience life without him and perhaps realize that she doesn't have to be pilled up for life to be bearable, she just has to be away from Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

Okay, I finally figured it all out.

You guys are wrong. Nick doesn't need to apologize for "Dear John."

His kids do. It happened because he was driving them around.

I forgive you, Nick. Goddamned kids always needing to be driven around. I am not a parent, so I will just go ahead and take your word for it. That sounds rough.

I mean, really... If the 9 year old is old enough to have a coke habit, she's old enough to get her ass down to Minnesota DVS, get her driver's license, and start driving herself around. Nick's logic is unassailable. I am now pro-Nick again.

For the humor impaired, this is sarcasm.


POV: You 9 year old daughter refuses to go get her driver's license, and needs to be driven to her zero-G ballet lessons at 6:15 in the morning.

FWIW there are no roads in Minnesota where you can go 75.

That won't stop Nick. He has how many speeding tickets now? Five? I've lost count.

Look, I think the point here, however inartfully some may have made it, is that Nick either needs to move somewhere else, or shut the fuck up.

Or, he's just vastly overstating (read: lying about) the amount of driving he does.

Also, he should not be permitted to count the "emergency drives to the cities" (a funny term BG once stumbled upon) for anything, because that was almost certainly code for him going to buy coke.

Nick "You honor, I drive a lot."
Court: "Okay."
Nick: "I also have to drive to the cities a lot."
Court: "What for?"
Nick: "To buy cocaine."
Court: "Are you serious?"
Nick: "Uhh, yeah. There's no coke dealer in Willmar, dummy."

I've made some comments here and there that people reacted as islamic content but brother, this is truly HARAM!

Oh, wait till Nick starts steaming again, and you start seeing comments about $50/1KNU.

Person: "I farted in our wife's vagina for 1KNU."
Nick: "No, stalker child. You did not. Enjoy prison."


That is, assuming, it's not all brooms on deck from this point on. Which, I seem to recall, on his last outing on YouTube/Rumble, it was. LOTS of shit mysteriously kept vanishing from chat. Even Arttheclown admitted it looked really bad.

 

[Scramble]

10 am is sentencing. I hope that @Fapcop bought refundable tickets.

Thank you; I had heard it was tomorrow but I wasn't sure what time. So that'll be 11:00 a.m. EST and and 8:00 a.m. out on the west coast. Got it and thanks again.

 

[dustnight]

TBF he could´ve spent the time driving his brats around on snorting coke out of Jamaican cocks recently wet from his wife´s pussy liquor...

That's our wife you fucking NERD.

 

[Telvanni]

I've said 1000s of pages ago and I'll say again.
Nick going to the jail the only way he'll learn.
Not because I'm MATI or a-logging; just one month so he can be forced to sit and think about his actions and detox.
No drugs
No women
No coom
Just his thoughts and to ponder how did it lead up to this.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

When my kids turn 18 they will receive an itemized bill for all the gas, travel time and maintenance that driving them around cost me.

 

[Vibralldo]

I've said 1000s of pages ago and I'll say again.
Nick going to the jail the only way he'll learn.
Not because I'm MATI or a-logging; just one month so he can be forced to sit and think about his actions and detox.
No drugs
No women
No coom
Just his thoughts and to ponder how did it lead up to this.

Nick's so retarded and indignant I feel like he'd seethe for a month then start using again immediately

 

[Pomniman]

No coom

You're a Scandinavian incel prude if you think he can't find a man to lick in prison.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick is a pathological narcissist, a narcissist will throw a lifelong friendship, marriage etc in the trash over the smallest perceived criticism. He doesn't have any real true friends. They're either people he can easily manipulate and control, or they're not useful to him. That includes his wife and kids too.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It reminds me of Jason "Thor" Hall's --better known as PirateSoftware-- need to remind everyone that he worked at blizzard (as QA, getting the job by being a nepobaby) whenever possible.

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

Both are silver spoon sociopaths so it checks out.
Jason's dad was making a TON of money from blizzard and well Rekieta is the same way essentially but with whatever his grandfather did.

 

[Melty Butter]

(If the investigator found this thread and used its archived contents it would be all the more hilarious)

When I occasionally do a Google search with keywords + Rekieta, the Farms posts often come up. Most people know how to "internet". I'm sure the investigator has seen plenty, among others in the community. (Also, Judges Fischer and Wentzell both have teenagers who are probably tuned in.)

I completely missed this. Was it on a stream or just a post on X?

Locals, as documented by Himedall here.

Did I miss it, or has nobody posted the latest Locals missive yet?

IIRC, it was just a post about his food. Pasta and chicken.

That won't stop Nick. He has how many speeding tickets now? Five? I've lost count.

He's paid off everything (notably the violations in Stearns County from March 2024) except the rather serious incident on April 6, 2024 when he's said that he was 'beyond stressed' (or something). April had just left Aaron.


It's been sent to collections. I keep checking bc it seems like a good idea to clear that up before getting SENTENCED TO A FELONY.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I've said 1000s of pages ago and I'll say again.
Nick going to the jail the only way he'll learn.

Why do you give him so much credit? I see nothing to suggest Nick will ever fucking learn. His ego won’t allow it.

 

[Fapcop]

I hope @Fapcop bought tickets for two, on the occasion if Nick does go to jail for 30 days.

Been playing loud music outside the judges house all night to ensure he’s good and cranky this morning.

 

[Red Frida]

It's obvious Nick hasn't learned anything if he describes publicly doing drugs as awesome and the only chance for corrective action will be for him to spend 30 days in prison to get a taste of what future consequences will be. Otherwise the lesson he'll learn is that he can publicly downplay the seriousness of what he did and undermine the legal system without consequence.
Not to mention the amount of court time and resources he wasted when he could have just reached a plea deal from the start.
The two in combination with each other are troubling.
The only question is whether the court system is going to tolerate him doing this behavior. If they do, and thereby validate his behavior so far, they can look forward to seeing him again one day when he screws up. Only next time it could be a familial overdose or an impaired driving accident. I hope, if he injures anyone else, that they sue the county for letting him loose on society.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Been playing loud music outside the judges house all night to ensure he’s good and cranky this morning.

Ah, the ATF's favorite form of siege entertainment. May I suggest some light pyrotechnics at random intervals overhead as well? Keep him out of bed for that extra irritability.

 

[woodedbag]

When's the last time he streamed? They do not live off of his work ("work") efforts.

At this point it's probably the work he puts in to asking his parents to give him money so their grandchildren have a roof over their head and spaghettios. Feels like that's why Kayla got with the retard to begin with, as she seems pretty content doing fuck all herself.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

She actually focused on things that would matter in this type of correspondence with the court.

After everyone said how much he is involved in church and charity, they are noticeably absent in their letters. Nobody from Make-A-Wish bothered. No zoo letters to back up their generous patron. No Church elders speaking about their friend Nick.

No friends, no hobbies and his biggest investment in time is driving his kids.

He's not a volunteer for the speech teams his kids do. He's not a coach. He's a lump of do-nothing and probation doesn't like that.

 

[parsnip]

After everyone said how much he is involved in church and charity, they are noticeably absent in their letters. Nobody from Make-A-Wish bothered. No zoo letters to back up their generous patron. No Church elders speaking about their friend Nick.

No friends, no hobbies and his biggest investment in time is driving his kids.

He's not a volunteer for the speech teams his kids do. He's not a coach. He's a lump of do-nothing and probation doesn't like that.

He's such a waste of the resources he's been gifted it makes me sick. I know so many people that would spend their time helping out their community, their kid's school etc if they had the privileges Nick enjoys. The best he could come up with was to waste his money and time on drugs and humiliating his family. It amazes me that he can't recognize what a piece of shit he is. If I woke up as him I'd want to suck start a shotgun.