Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dont step on snack]

The Prosecution gets to respond. Will they? Balldo has had an easy ride thus far, I'm thinking it's going to continue. I just don't see that 30 days jail, 3-5 years probation and 80 hours community service materialising.

I'd bet on 21 months probation and that be it. I just imagine this was all sown up in the settlement conference. Unless the Judge reads something alarming in the report, this, I think, is a slap on the wrist coming. I'd genuinely love to be wrong.

Didn't the new judge had a reputation to be hard on drugs? There is a slim chance he will get court raped.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Honestly though. I think Kayla needs to be given far, far more shit than Nick. Nick at least had a job or was going through education whilst parenting. Kayla does not and has not ever had a job. She is a literal NEET, why is she incapable of picking up laundry, driving kids to appointments or even cooking dinner. I don't think the man of the house should do nothing round the house like it's the 1950s but from every account of that household, Kayla is useless dead weight, whilst Nick can (and frequently does) at least take credit for one thing.

I strongly doubt Nick wanted or would allow her to work. He seemed to want her under lock and key Jane Eyre style. I suspect it was both to be controlling and to portray the 'trad' image. In any case Nick's job is tantamount to what teens who stream Minecraft do. To reiterate, his 'job' is a hobby many do basically for free or minimal pay. Both adults in that house were relying on the trust fund gibs to pay the bills, all the streaming money went to totalled Mustangs and flamethrower robot dogs and shitty paintings.

 

[BathTubShine]

>TIC-TOC-TIC-TOC!
>20 HOURS CUCK POPE!
>TIC-TOC-TIC-TOC!
>NO JAIL, BUT YOU SHOULD FETCH THE ROPE!
>TIC-TOC-TIC-TOC!
>THE ANOTHER CUCK AND DUMDUM WON!
>TIC-TOC-TIC-TOC!
>ANIMESUCKS COPE...
>ANIMECOPE...
>COPE...

 

[Strix454]

What's crazy to me, is why Nick, if driving was such a barrier to him living a normal life didn't just move fucking home. The value on the two houses he owned and Daddy's oil money could have easily bought a nice place in the suburbs. You can't bitch about how remote the place you live is when you also actively refuse to move, especially when you are lucky enough to be in the 1% who can afford to relocate.

The truth is that there is nothing "remote" about the place where Nick lives. He is like 15 minutes outside of the city of Willmar (the biggest city in the area). He is basically in a suburb. Anything he has to drive his kids to in that area, is going to be really close and there will be next to no traffic. Its all easy stuff.

The only things Nick is far away from are :

1) His favorite gay bar "Gay90s" in Minneapolis.
2) Buying drugs from black fellas on the street down in da hood.

What does location matter anyway? 90% of what Nick does is stay inside his house drinking or getting high. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't go anywhere. He has no hobbies.

He complains about driving in part because its likely the only thing he ever does. Its the only thing between him and his dream of just zombie-ing out on Ketamine for days on end.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

80 hours community service

80 hours community service is nothing.

Dude should get 800 hours.

 

[Spergichu]

I am actually shocked at the number of people here who think Bob and Kayla wrote those shit letters.

To be clear, I don't think any of the opinions I am seeing here about them are wrong, per se, but if Nick didn't flat out ghostwrite them over their signatures, he definitely had "significant input." They ooze with his classic narcicism. Reading those two letters felt like watching a hostage tape.

I can totally imagine him over his wife's shoulder as he writes "hers":

Nick: "Okay, now talk about how awesome I am for driving the kids everywhere, and how I fight for truth, justice, and the American way. Then mention that Aaron ate my goo."
Kayla: "I am NOT mentioning Aaron's goo in a letter to the court!"
Nick "Fine! But at least mention how I'm an excellent cook!"

I figured that we were all in an unspoken agreement that Nick at least had "creative input" over what they wrote.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's worth noting that already by December 2023 Nick talked openly on air about how he was no longer "cooking every day", describing the then-nanny's $2,000 to $3,000/month snack budget as more than he used to spend when he was cooking.

Nick has described the snack budget as "more than I spent when I was cooking every day". which seems to imply that he has in the meantime stopped cooking meals for the family on a regular basis.

Apparently, he was too blackout drunk to recall that he’d already mentioned the amount because this time, he sent it to Dick in the private chat.

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

What's interesting is that Kayla's letter says that Nick "cooks almost all of our meals".

Since Nick was already describing cooking meals "every day" as something he no longer did by December 2023, and his physical state deteriorated dramatically between then and May 2024, and Kayla says that Nick is the "main chef" who cooks "almost all" of the family meals, it seems safe to conclude that @Anticipointment's contemporaneous speculation was correct and that Nick was allowing his family to go hungry and that was indeed the reason for the nanny's seemingly inflated "snack" budget.

 

[owed to joy]

The best they got is he cooks late at night for the one kid who should cook for himself. What about decades of work, paying all the bills on time, plays sports or instruments with the kids and maintaining a presence at church lol he don't do none of that. What a man. I hope he ends up like Brian Lawler.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Since Nick was already describing cooking meals "every day" as something he no longer did by December 2023, and his physical state deteriorated dramatically between then and May 2024, and Kayla says that Nick is the "main chef" who cooks "almost all" of the family meals, it seems safe to conclude that @Anticipointment's contemporaneous speculation was correct and that Nick was allowing his family to go hungry and that was indeed the reason for the nanny's seemingly inflated "snack" budget.

By the end I imagine every morning he threw everybody a fun sized bag of doritos and a 1/5 of whiskey and the rest was up to them.

 

[Vibralldo]

By the end I imagine every morning he threw everybody a fun sized bag of doritos and a 1/5 of whiskey and the rest was up to them.

"Hey! Just one Dorito! You don't wanna wind up fat like your sister!"

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Preservetube

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

After getting some feedback and finding the scheduled livestream I am confident enough to crosspost this here. (h/t @Captain Manning for the background info on the channel)

We might get so lucky and get actual video/audio from the courtroom. This is a big MAYBE. So please hold your horses, no victory laps yet.

But it seems what we do get is someone in the courtroom giving us the news live. Which is already pretty great, no waiting around.

Post in thread 'State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte'

Apr 17, 2025

Someone filed a "Notice of Visual or Audio Coverage" for the hearing tomorrow.
The person has failed to properly spell out the address of the media company and has instead put in youtube.com in the address field.
It does not look very credible. tbh (or privacy conscious)


The channel called @DIVINITYSAID appears to be some biblefag channel.

Obviously the court has not responded to it, so I fully expect there to not be any coverage at all.
So please everyone keep your shit together, this is just a notice of intent and does not mean it will actually happen.

It could...

• Gobermental Supervisor

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[Sneed Force One]

POV: You visit Hackamania / MAPton's NAMbLA Convention

All depictions, characters, and scenarios generated by this AI are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

 

[AnOminous]

Proof of life on Kayla, earlier rumours of flight from the Balldo appear unfounded.

"He was just drivin he keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds around!"

Pathetic.

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

That's because Nick obviously wrote this bullshit and he's the one weirdo in the world who somehow thinks "drivin muh keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds around" is some horrible burden and not something every ordinary person has dealt with.

In retrospect, it was a genius move for Nick to promise a stream on April 18, the night after he gets sentenced.

He'll have a good excuse to not stream if he's in jail.

 

[Desktop User2]

What's interesting is that Kayla's letter says that Nick "cooks almost all of our meals".

She probably meant he cooked the freebase all of them enjoyed as family, hence the 8yo testing positive for cocaine and all the cookware contaminated with cocaine.

Freebase Nig is a menace.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Having looked at everything this is a lackluster showing for Nick.

White opens with this gem:

From reading this comment it appears that Nick's PSI interview was absolutely awful.

Not sure if he actually said something retarded like

• "Drugs are cool"
• "I'm the only victim"
• "This is all blown out of proportion"
• "I don't have a problem"
• "Everything was fine before the arrest"

Whatever it was, it led the Probation Department to make this statement about his priorities being all out of whack.

From there White goes on to make a weird argument about the length of term

I think it's clear to me that probation wants his deferred term to be 60 months as well. White makes a good point that the recommendation is TRIPLE the normal term.

He then loses the point by then arguing to shorten the standard term by HALF. Making a ridiculous request leaves you in a position where the Court ends up ignoring you......Why do this?

And it's telling what White doesn't expound upon as support for Nick:

• Nick's remorse
• Positive drug & alcohol recommendations
• Nick's attempts at bettering himself since the arrest

None of that's present.....

Moving on to the Letters​

• Bob's Letter

We don't see:

My son may have stumbled, but he has taken accountability for his missteps. He wants to go back to caring for his family and raising his children. I am proud of the progress he has made since last May and I still love him despite his mistakes.

Instead we have:

He drives his kids everywhere. His kids are so smart.

He also helps all the poor peasants in this community, including his brokie in-laws Go on vacation.

Good job, Bobert. I also don't get the double spacing between paragraphs

• Kayla's Letter

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Nick is so stunning and brave....truly an o7 moment, boys. He fights for my freedom (the next Manowar album will be about Nick).

Not sure who is bothered by his free speech and "activism". The idea that any halls of power tremble at the sound of Nick's microphone is laughable.

Nick is the city of the hill that Reagan spoke of, apparently.

• Megan Fox's Letter

She actually focused on things that would matter in this type of correspondence with the court.

• Diversion will be helpful and has helped tons of people
• Addiction affects lots of people
• Nick is remorseful
• This wasn't a good thing

Her letter is the best of the three, by far.



We'll hear from the state in response or when they get to speak at the hearing. We'll also hear from the judge for these things that don't appear to make any sense.

The transcripts will be good reading....

 

[Vibralldo]

From reading this comment it appears that Nick's PSI interview was absolutely awful.

I'm on Nick's side, I think the legal process should be fully transparent.

We should start with Nick's PSI interview.

I'm a fool. Part of me thought that Nick is retarded online but he'll at least lie and say he won't do drugs anymore when talking to the government because that actually matters.

I was wrong, Nick is retarded all the time.

 

[Briareus]

I'm on Nick's side, I think the legal process should be fully transparent.

We should start with Nick's PSI interview.

And then the bodycam footage, all for the sake of transparency Nicky!

 

[Desktop User2]

Addiction affects lots of people

Sure, but the cohort she cited had nothing to do with Nick. I guess for an uninformed person, maybe like the judge, that would make sense tho since he was in theory a lawyer.

 

[Captain Manning]

Just watched this...

@1:24

"And Kayla's... was written like she was held in custody by fucking Hezbollah."

Stop... please... I can't breathe...



Also, glad to see Sean agrees with me that's very possible both letters were ghostwritten by Nick.