Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

There’s no need to wait that long unless a particular child has specific physical challenges that would prevent them from helping. They even make special safety knives and other tools for kids so they can help cut up certain ingredients and feel like they are contributing to the meal. My kids (boys and girls) started helping at two years old with rolling matzah balls and pressing dumplings. Bonus: They will always want to eat whatever food they helped prepare.

All too true. Little Noodle enjoys preparing itty-bitty meals, and is a master omelette chef. Noodle turns into Gordon Ramsay if they are made without Noodle’s exact recipe. Me and Mr. Bowl have often become idiot sandwiches after a Saturday morning scramble. And you have me in the mood for matzoh.

I want to make it clear, we’re not blaming the children. They’re 1000% innocent of everything that goes down in the Balldo Bunker. If you’re an older kid that can’t make a meal, that’s not his or her fault. It’s solely Nick’s control and Kayla’s neglect.

I know this doesn’t mean much, because we’re faceless anons, but I dare to find any other place on the Internet that cares as much about kids as KF does. Children and animals. You don’t mess with them, man. Nick’s downfall was probably the most twisted we’ve seen. Even Chris raping Barb was not wholly unexpected.

Like Jim said, was it worth it?

 

[ChromaQuack]

To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

It reminds me of Jason "Thor" Hall's --better known as PirateSoftware-- need to remind everyone that he worked at blizzard (as QA, getting the job by being a nepobaby) whenever possible.

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

 

[thebigdream]

People so divorced from the reality 99% of the world lives in that they see absolute mundane tasks as backbreaking sisyphean burdens and trophies of ultimate sacrifice both. Remember Nick also cooks for his KEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ once a month!, an awe inspiring paragon of fatherhood he is.

To some extent, I think Nick is blinded by a lack of perspective of what other families sacrifice for their children. I'll grant him the fact he's probably a better overall parent than Kayla, but it's like comparing a 2/10 to a 1/10, as if a snail is much faster than a rock. He's still woefully neglectful, yet in his mind he's a 10/10 dad because all he witnesses is Kayla zonked out in bed while he begrudgingly completes a few chores, he's forgotten or never seen what a functioning family looks like. I can't wait until he returns to streaming and tries using her absence as the REAL reason everything went to shit, as if anyone's going to buy that he had no agency in the situation, or that he'd otherwise be an attentive, caring parent.

 

[Swole McPole]

Addiction affects lots of people

How many times has Nick got to tell you? He's NOT an addict. Stopping was easy for him -- he just stopped. Even the people at the rehab that he went to were all astounded by how much of an addict he wasn't, how he's nothing at all like the real drug addicts that they see there, and how envious they are of his big beautiful house out there in CandyCaneCrush County.

Now that we're clear on that, can somebody get out the yayo and start chopping out some fat lines? Lawpope needs his lawdope.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming,

When's the last time he streamed? They do not live off of his work ("work") efforts.

 

[Desktop User2]

I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

TBF he could´ve spent the time driving his brats around on snorting coke out of Jamaican cocks recently wet from his wife´s pussy liquor...

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Didn't Nick used to have a driver during his streaming career who drove his kids around for him? He also had a Nanny and a Maid IIRC.

As for being an addict, I think that's why the recommendations were made, 30 days in prison to get him clean and make Nick do anything not to go back, (scared straight if you will) and the five year probation is to make sure that if Nick ever does go back on the bottle that most of his kids will be free and clear by that time, or at least have some level of self sufficiency.

I can see why the recommendations have been made, Nick hasn't taken any accountability or responsibility, continues to drink and take whatever legal drug he can (galaxy gas etc) and blames everyone but himself for his actions, even as he prepares to plead guilty. No remorse, no show of changing, he'd be back doing cocaine right now if the state didn't have his balls in a vice, and if he got a year probation he'd be back doing it in one year and one day (if he could last that long).

 

[ChromaQuack]

When's the last time he streamed? They do not live off of his work ("work") efforts.

: very hard at work every single day bringing negative USD by giving money to a pedophile.
If you understood how to leverage fame and media connections you wouldn't be asking these silly questions, yet here we are.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

TBF he could´ve spent the time driving his brats around on snorting coke out of Jamaican cocks recently wet from his wife´s pussy liquor...

I've made some comments here and there that people reacted as islamic content but brother, this is truly HARAM!

 

[Not Even Twice]

Whether it was Nick or Kayla/Megan/Parent that wrote those letters, what stands out to me the most is how, when needing to convince a judge of how amazing a father Nick is, the very best they can think of is that he drives the kids around and occasionally makes them food.
That is the absolute peak of fatherhood Nick has accomplished. You know what, I hope Nick dictated those letters, because how utterly sad is it that the best people can say about you as a parent, is that you barely cleared the bar for absolute minimal engagement.

 

[200MB]

Bro... not the breakup text.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Whether it was Nick or Kayla/Megan/Parent that wrote those letters, what stands out to me the most is how, when needing to convince a judge of how amazing a father Nick is, the very best they can think of is that he drives the kids around and occasionally makes them food.
That is the absolute peak of fatherhood Nick has accomplished. You know what, I hope Nick dictated those letters, because how utterly sad is it that the best people can say about you as a parent, is that you barely cleared the bar for absolute minimal engagement.

An Uber driver with a medium-sized vehicle can fulfill both needs.
Drive the kids around and fetch edible food.

Congratulations Nick. You will be replaced by Ranjit the Pajeet.

 

[Desktop User2]

I've made some comments here and there that people reacted as islamic content but brother, this is truly HARAM!

No kink shaming on Gay 90s territory!

 

[ChromaQuack]

An Uber driver with a medium-sized vehicle can fulfill both needs.
Drive the kids around and fetch edible food.

Congratulations Nick. You will be replaced by Ranjit the Pajeet.

Mundane Matt can fill in easy. He's used to raising other people's children anyway.

 

[Vibralldo]

You know given Nick’s driving record and substance abuse I wouldn’t make Nick driving his kids around constantly as the main focus for why he shouldn’t be in prison

The pastor reported that people saw Nick clearly drunk driving his kids

They're literally arguing that Nick needs to be let off the hook so he can drunk drive his children more

 

[Schpoots]

We don't even need the pastors word for it. Nick himself has literally said he drives drunk with his kids lol.

 

[AnOminous]

i do not understand the whole concept of nick driving his kids around being such a good and noble thing.

Nobody else does either. It's an absolutely bizarre Nick thing. Nick somehow thinks DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around is some huge burden. Nobody else on the face of the planet even understands this.

And it isn't even just normal shit. This faggot, every time he gets pulled over for speeding, immediately starts ranting and raving about DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around. This is just for normal speeding ticket type things. You can read them in MCRO. He literally starts gibbering and foaming at the mouth about HE KEEEEEDZ every time he gets pulled over to the point it shows up in the trafffic cop's report.

Absolute mental case.

 

[Scramble]

Does anyone know when the sentencing will be?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Does anyone know when the sentencing will be?

10 am is sentencing. I hope that @Fapcop bought refundable tickets.