Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Preservetube

Kurt continues to praise Nick for being a “great father,” despite all evidence to the contrary.

People really do think that if you witness a parent not beating their children, and the children trying their hardest to win their parent’s approval, that the parent must be great. The fucking stupidity is appalling.

Every person who grew up in an abusive and neglectful home knows what it’s like to hear ignorant outsiders praise the people who are holding you hostage, all because they put on a good act. The resentment and disgust for that never leaves you.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming, and despite being 100% complicit in what Nick was doing and being a child-neglecting cocaine user herself (she's the mother, after all) got the charges dropped. If it wasn't that all the courts' idea, then Nick has leverage against her.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

IANAL, but I've heard of feds obtaining warrants requiring hard drives to be decrypted in order for them to be inspected, too. In the case that the owner of the hard drive refuses to do so, or the hard drive is pre-emptively destroyed, I've also heard that jurors have been instructed to presume that hard drive contained the most damning information possible in the scope of the investigation.

That's all to say that Melton should encrypt his hard drive and he'll be completely safe

It's a circuit split issue. The 9th (CA and co.) believe that you cannot be forced to decrypt a hard drive as it is "analogous to a key to contents of the mind", in other words, self-incrimination (5th amendment) issue. The 5th (TX and co.), believe that since it's not a literal human mind the 5th amendment doesn't exist for encryption because the key is made by a "locksmith" (coders) and thus a key can be compelled (made) to break it, and will hold you in contempt until you comply.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

It really is depressing how many people are so retarded and incompetent they rely on food delivery services for not only meals but groceries even.
I've seen too many people in their 20s losing huge amounts of what little paychecks they have relying on delivery services because they can't spend an hour of their time shopping.

My wife and I literally had a discussion about this yesterday regarding our toddler. My wife grew up never knowing how to cook because her mother made all her meals (she is an excellent cook now). I grew up cooking entire meals when I was 13. My mother worked evenings and my father worked overnight and I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven). I found I actually really enjoyed cooking and my mother encouraged it by buying me some nice cookbooks. My wife and I want our child, at a young age, to be active in the kitchen and learning those skills. Honestly, I think basic life skills such as cooking, laundry, balancing your bank account should be things we bring back to schools.

Definitely incorporate cooking as an activity into their lives when they're old enough to handle it. You can start as early as kindergarten, just more on a question asking / light involvement. Spaghetti is good for this. With just even grabbing a handful to drop into the pot.
Just be careful, they may get the idea they can cook a full course breakfast meal for you at 5 in the morning,

I'd also say saddling them with the obligation to make a meal once a week for the family when they're old enough is good too. Encourage them to try making new things and give oversight the first few times.
Also important to take them shopping with you for ingredients so they know what to look for.

I'd like to have a little more hope for Nick's kid and assume that Nick is just telling the court that his own son is too incompetent to feed himself to save his own skin.

Nick absolutely would throw even his children under the bus to make himself look better / essential. Without realizing it paints a picture of an absolute failure of a father.

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around. And then, we get this:

Nick is off screen holding her bottle of xannys over the toilet while she writes it.


Tomorrow gonna be an interesting day.
I doubt we'll see anything regarding the cybercrime issues but boy would I love to see that come out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kayla has at least some vested interest in keeping Nick out of jail, she's the one living off of whatever funds he brings in through streaming

Which, right now, is ZERO. He's getting considerable assistance on living thanks to Petrofac. His expenditures to fat greasy Melton are likely greater than any remnants of income he might have from things like the few remaining Locals subscribers he has left.

Nick's parents are pretty clearly suboptimal, but I'd like to believe they would not allow their grandkids and Kayla to starve to death if Nick got thrown in the county clink for a while.

If Nick goes with the breadwinner argument tomorrow, he should be sentenced to be beaten to death for the crime of insulting everybody's intelligence with such an obvious lie.

The judge probably won't give him the jail time anyways. Even though he totally should.

 

[Canard]

Did these people read this thread? A nice place gathering all of his online ramblings...

Almost feel sorry for them if they did, but not really they work in justice system afterall.

 

[Sneed Force One]

@elb / Elissa Clips has just uploaded a cut of Keanucast from yesterday (props to Elissa for the fortitude of listening to this boring harpy).
She drops plenty of deetz about the infamous Kayla Nude Unit (KNU) photo.

Keanu: The Manipulations of Nick Rekieta re April & Kayla (Apr 16, 2025)

Key Points:

• States Nick is full of shit about the picture being taken without her knowledge
• It was in fact an image of Kayla who walked into Aaron's studio while he was streaming, "seductively" naked behind-the-scenes / off-camera. Aaron took the image in front of her in his studio.
• Doubles down the picture was consensually taken.
• Believes Nick used April's phone to impersonate her in text conversations between Keanu and "April".
• Nick Rekieta was constantly foaming at the mouth for revenge against Aaron Imholte, he was apparently furious Aaron escaped the drug charges.
• He was also "calling the courthouse all the time" about Aaron, while Kayla "only gave one statement and never talked to them [the cops] again."
• Reiterates her relief that April is out of Nick's clutches. She states April had a "really bad few months in there". She tried to "reach out to Rekieta, because she's [April] telling me she's doing fucking whippets in her car".
• Nick does "nothing", "doesn't answer" and ignored Keanu's concerns. Gaslights Keanu saying "you misheard her [April]".
• Keanu reached out to "another friend" to act as an intermediary with Nick to redouble her concerns, Nick relayed "Keanu doesn't know what she's talking about". Ignored again. This intermediary then says "sorry I've been out with the kids all day" when again reapproached [Kayla?]
• Keanu was called by April "everyday" because she was "hyperventilating all day, because Nick was blaming her for missing drug tests"
• Nick constantly manipulated April, using her for info on Keanu one day then demanding April cut her off the next.

 

[AnOminous]

This reads like a hostage note. More talk of driving the kids around.

Why does Nick even do this? People are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by Nick whining about "drivin muh KEEEEEEDS around" to the point it's a joke and a meme. Why does he keep pushing this absolutely fucked up shit that does nothing but make him look like an absolute moron?

"DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around?"

Literally every parent does this. Why does Nick think this is going to be sympathetic? He literally gets pulled over by cops for his egregiously awful tard driving. "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ" he says. It's literally in every speeding ticket he gets. It's basically this faggot drives like a complete moron, gets pulled over, and immediately starts ranting and raving about "driving muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS."

What the fuck is wrong with this goddamn idiot?

 

[Neetness]

Kayla doesn't want to drive the kids places, of course she doesn't want Nick to go to jail. She's more useless than he is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can start as early as kindergarten

There’s no need to wait that long unless a particular child has specific physical challenges that would prevent them from helping. They even make special safety knives and other tools for kids so they can help cut up certain ingredients and feel like they are contributing to the meal. My kids (boys and girls) started helping at two years old with rolling matzah balls and pressing dumplings. Bonus: They will always want to eat whatever food they helped prepare.

As for the Rekietas, Nick seems like he inculcated learned helplessness in his wife and also in his children. He wants them to be fully dependent on him for everything, and what’s more to KNOW that they are. It’s no exaggeration to say he’s a family annihilator waiting to happen.

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt continues to praise Nick for being a “great father,” despite all evidence to the contrary.

He's retarded.

I guess apologies earlier for asking that question that seemed somewhat defensive of him. He was probably just accidentally right about Megan Fox.

I just would love to keep the list of people I have to loath down to a manageable level, you know?

• Alleged that Nick is full of shit about the picture being taken without her knowledge
• It was in fact an image of Kayla who walked into Aaron's studio while he was streaming, appearing naked behind-the-scenes / off-camera. Aaron apparently took the image in front of her.
• Doubles down the picture was consensually taken.

I think we kinda figured all that from the fact she was pretty clearly posing off camera. I think you can pull that out of the alleged column, and put it into "confirmed."

Nick lied, and is still lying, yet again. His wife is a whore, and he used her in a lie to try and get back at his former lover.

He shouldn't have shared it with Geno, but the State should have just invoked prosecutorial discretion and not even filed against Aaron. Complete waste of resources.

Believes Nick used April's phone to impersonate her in text conversations between Keanu and "April".

I agree with her and have said the same thing here several times. Although mostly about those weird ass tweets she made.

Keanu was called by April "everyday" because she was "hyperventilating all day, because Nick was blaming her for missing drug tests"

That's weird. To hear Nick tell it, I would have thought it was because she couldn't walk due to sex so rough that it caused her to lose buckets of blood. Who would have thought THAT story was complete bullshit?

Nick constantly manipulated April, using her for info on Keanu one day then demanding April cut her off the next.

Classic Nick.

All in all, I would say that Keanu is probably more right than wrong in this clip. Perhaps even 100% right.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Why does Nick even do this? People are absolutely disgusted and repulsed by Nick whining about "drivin muh KEEEEEEDS around" to the point it's a joke and a meme. Why does he keep pushing this absolutely fucked up shit that does nothing but make him look like an absolute moron?

"DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS around?"

Literally every parent does this. Why does Nick think this is going to be sympathetic? He literally gets pulled over by cops for his egregiously awful tard driving. "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ" he says. It's literally in every speeding ticket he gets. It's basically this faggot drives like a complete moron, gets pulled over, and immediately starts ranting and raving about "driving muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS."

What the fuck is wrong with this goddamn idiot?

I always thought it was funny that he would say it was something like 200 or 300 miles a day. He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph and you know Nick drives at least 90 most of the time. That's at most four hours of driving which is a decent road trip but if you have absolutely nothing else to do that day than it's not a big deal at all. He even has the Lawpopemobile to make it fun.

The funniest thing is that he's absolutely lying about how much he drives his kids around and is so ignorant of what actual work looks like he thought that would be sympathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

The funniest thing is that he's absolutely lying about how much he drives his kids around and is so ignorant of what actual work looks like he thought that would be sympathetic.

And it's one thing to pull bullshit like this with ignorant morons on social media.

But now he's so absolutely retarded he's trying to pull it on judges and other people with actual jobs who have already had it with his shit.

This desperate retarded faggot still apparently thinks "drivin muh KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around" is somehow a defense for his crimes.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Keanu reached out to "another friend" to act as an intermediary with Nick to redouble her concerns, Nick relayed "Keanu doesn't know what she's talking about". Ignored again. This intermediary then says "sorry I've been out with the kids all day" when again reapproached (Kayla?)

What? This isn't what she said at all. She said she had a friend reach out to Nick to get him to reply to her, and when Nick did reply, he said what you wrongly attributed to Kayla.

Presumably the mutual friend acting as an intermediary was Chrissie Mayr, but it could be someone else I suppose.

And it's one thing to pull bullshit like this with ignorant morons on social media.

But now he's so absolutely retarded he's trying to pull it on judges and other people with actual jobs who have already had it with his shit.

To be fair he also pulled it after getting caught speeding. He seems to have a compulsive need to tell people how much he drives his darn kids around. I bet he starts complaining to cashiers until they tell him that there's other customers in line.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph

Having grown up in the country, I assure you that all those miles are not on roads where you can comfortably go 75MPH. Look at the area on Google Maps. There are lots of winding roads with tight curves.

The point is that Nick isn’t a good father because he does chauffeur duty, yet that’s what those letters to the judge would have us believe. It’s a pathetic effort, truly.

 

[Not Really Here]

Having looked at everything this is a lackluster showing for Nick.

Smells like the judge is going to shock his ass, with up front time.

I also wonder, if the Barneswalker suggested Nick get a DV screening.

 

[woodedbag]

i do not understand the whole concept of nick driving his kids around being such a good and noble thing. he is most likely about 4 shots deep and hitting the galaxy gas enroute anyway, and also congratulations for doing what every decent parent on the planet does for their kids. the funniest thing about this is kayla rekieta sounds about as useful as a sixth child when it comes to anything parenting wise. give him life without parole

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Kayla doesn't want to drive the kids places, of course she doesn't want Nick to go to jail. She's more useless than he is.

An incredibly low bar yet she limbo’d right under that sumbitch.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What? This isn't what she said at all. She said she had a friend reach out to Nick to get him to reply to her, and when Nick did reply, he said what you wrongly attributed to Kayla.

I did put (Kayla?) as speculation.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I always thought it was funny that he would say it was something like 200 or 300 miles a day. He's in a small town, all of those miles are on roads where you can comfortably go 75 mph and you know Nick drives at least 90 most of the time. That's at most four hours of driving which is a decent road trip but if you have absolutely nothing else to do that day than it's not a big deal at all. He even has the Lawpopemobile to make it fun.

FWIW there are no roads in Minnesota where you can go 75. If you look at the United States map, the cucked New England/New York area limits at 60 mph, East Coast and the CA/WA/OR area is 70 mph tops, with only the western United States and Texas allowing 75+ mph (paradoxically, Travis Co., the most cucked county of Texas, has that 85 mph toll road so it's the fastest). Kandoyahi is capped at 65.

Having grown up in the country, I assure you that all those miles are not on roads where you can comfortably go 75MPH. Look at the area on Google Maps. There are lots of winding roads with tight curves.

I've driven two routes to three major cities, and one is the least miserable with long 70+ mph stretches broken up by two small towns (but no more than a few stoplights each), one is 65+ mph but pretty much all freeway with good sight lines, and one has several towns in the route with lots of annoying stoplights even in the more rural areas (and then you hit the main city and that's where the "fun" really starts).

The average commute by car is around 22 minutes each way, so unless Nick is pulling >45+ minute each way numbers he's bullshitting. (And still not an excuse).