Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

First, I don’t know why everyone is taking Kayla’s letter at face value. Think about it — but don’t overthink it.

A lot of kids don’t even have bedtimes anymore because they have practice or games right after school (and a lot of road time if it’s an away game), only to have to come home and jam on homework until they fall asleep. The booster club used to give us bagged sandwiches and chips for those away game nights, but yeah by 11PM you’d be hungry again.

What Kayla failed to mention in her letter is that by 11PM, Nick has only been awake for a few hours and is still in the middle of his Melton MAP chat shift. He’s probably eating his “breakfast” around 11PM and may as well make enough for him and the oldest.

Most kids can rustle up their own meal unaided and I think we have to give the kid the benefit of the doubt. Remember how we (I) found those old FB comments where Kayla and Bob discussed how they’d left this child, then younger than 10, in charge of his three younger siblings for several hours while Kayla and Nick went hiking? The boy can feed himself.

TL;DR His mom is a drug addict liar like his father and they’ve always been willing to use their kids as ammo to get what they want. This letter is no different.

 

[Swole McPole]

It will very likely keep Nick out of prison, because judges want to avoid punishing children for their parent's mistakes if anyway possible.

Presumably, that's why the pre-sentencing report recommended that Nick serve 30 days. It's enough of a 'taste' of prison to have a deterrent effect for the future, while being minimally disruptive of his family.

It's not as though Nick is the sole parent. And Kayla has sufficient support, both financial and emotional in the form of a local family who can help out over that 30 days so there isn't going to be any real hardship. It's not like Rekieta is going out and grinding a 9 to 5 to put food on the table, is it?

By and large, I'm a long term supporter of the view that the state has no business telling people what they can and can't do with their own bodies. Also, historically, I think the USA has been savage in deploying ridiculously long prison sentences for relatively minor offences of drug possession.

But if I set those things aside and ignore the fact that I've spent way too much time pointing and laughing at Nick's antics and try to be objective for a moment, in all seriousness I don't think 30 days in prison is a bad outcome for Nick. It's the smallest of custodial sentences. Nevertheless, it points Nick at a likely future if he continues to go down the road he's going down, making the consequences of his actions real in ways that probation and/or community service sentences can't manage.

Seriously.I believe the judge will be doing Nick a solid if he sends him down the stairs when he shows up in the dock next week.

 

[Father Balldo]

Anyone know what time the sentencing hearing is scheduled to be held?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Anyone know what time the sentencing hearing is scheduled to be held?

Local MN time.

 

[keke]

Most kids can rustle up their own meal unaided and I think we have to give the kid the benefit of the doubt.

Unfortunately the only evidence we have is that the Rekieta family tree can only sprout and attract compete and utter tards, as evidenced by Nick, Kayla, his parents, and the rest.

I find it pointless to speculate on the kids, people are projecting a lot onto the (now 17 year old) eldest kid and have been for a while. I don’t get it, but either way it’s more worthwhile to just criticise it at face value e.g. the parent-ification that Nick bragged about, the general state of their parenting and how that objectively would impact them, rather than the kid as a person.

As an aside, Kayla included the 11pm meals to make Nick seem like a super attentive and chill father their kids can ask anything of. In reality it’s almost a guarantee this has only happened a few times and she’s playing it up to the court.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So if I was Rekieta,

I would want to get rid of the jail time absolutely. Community service? Fine, Probation? Fine.
But Rekieta is a fucking druggie, silver-spooned, narcissist.
So he'll try his best to get the probation down as low as possible, and he'd HATE to do community service. That's for commoners and poors.
I wonder if he'd legit take jail time but a lesser probation and no community service instead. Then he could brag about how hard he was cause he sat in a county cell for a week or two.

 

[Father Balldo]

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Local MN time.

oh. I thought it was today...

 

[Fapcop]

So if I was Rekieta,

I would want to get rid of the jail time absolutely. Community service? Fine, Probation? Fine.
But Rekieta is a fucking druggie, silver-spooned, narcissist.
So he'll try his best to get the probation down as low as possible, and he'd HATE to do community service. That's for commoners and poors..

I’m just picturing Nick picking up trash from the local highway, wearing some kind of Orange COMMUNITY SERVICE t shirt, when he suddenly hears a HONK HONK.

He looks up, only to see Aaron drive by waving in a cabriolet with some hot chick next to him and his kids in the backseat.

Nick swallows the humiliation for a moment, only for his narc ego to pop out again: “Heh… Sucks to be him driving his kids around!”

I’m not saying they should sit their asses at home. But for each of these small children to have multiple music, dance, etc. lessons is fucked up. Especially because they never hear the end of what a hassle the driving is. Kids will feel guilty and simultaneously resent being made to feel that way.

Even that is something the cokekietas can buy their way out of. Hire someone to take them a few times a week. I’m sure there’s a teenage girl somewhere in the community who could use a little extra cash.

Guess that would take money off the coke budget though.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

oh. I thought it was today...

I am hoping for the state to file an opposition to the whining, so we can get some more insight into the Presentence Investigation.
They will likely cite some things that were found and it should be great popcorn.

Nick has also calmed down on Twitter, I am hoping he will have another spergeout once that opposition drops.

Hire someone to take them a few times a week. I’m sure there’s a teenage girl somewhere in the community who could use a little extra cash.

Why do you want to add another minor to the Rekieta home to be passively abused by proximity?
What they need is a 60+ year old grandma who will beat them over the head with a ladle.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Remember when @Potentially Criminal advised Nick to take a quick plea and STFU about the case entirely?
Nick was always better than anyone else, only he knew the real story, that the warrant would be easily crushed and that Aaron was the actual perpetrator all along.

Worked out great for him to ignore the good advice her received from an actual lawyer.

"Fat people can't be logical, nerd. Cholesterol blocks their neural pathways, they eat themselves into stupidity. I saw a Quora Answers post on this".

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick swallows the humiliation for a moment, only for his narc ego to pop out again: “Heh… Sucks to be him driving his kids around!”

It'd be funny if his community service was being made to drive the school bus. Granted I wouldn't want him anywhere near children.
But just the irony of it. Being forced to drive kids around for school trips and to and from school.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

As an aside, Kayla included the 11pm meals to make Nick seem like a super attentive and chill father their kids can ask anything of. In reality it’s almost a guarantee this has only happened a few times and she’s playing it up to the court.

I'm not so sure. His weird cooking cope streams always were pretty late.

 

[Desktop User2]

Presumably, that's why the pre-sentencing report recommended that Nick serve 30 days. It's enough of a 'taste' of prison to have a deterrent effect for the future, while being minimally disruptive of his family.

If he stays away for 30 days, he will miss .5 days of work. This is genocide!

 

[thebigdream]

Most kids can rustle up their own meal unaided and I think we have to give the kid the benefit of the doubt. Remember how we (I) found those old FB comments where Kayla and Bob discussed how they’d left this child, then younger than 10, in charge of his three younger siblings for several hours while Kayla and Nick went hiking? The boy can feed himself.

I reckon that when he's needed to ask Nick for food, it's because there's been nothing readily available to cook or that the kitchen's buried underneath a Mt Everest of whiskey bottles and uncleaned dishes, not because he's unable to whip himself up a basic meal. I highly doubt that Nick was fastidious about maintaining a constant supply of perishables like bread, milk, fruit and vegetables given his need to Uber Eats everything. Balldoguards will make dumb observations like "why didn't they make themselves sandwiches?" forgetting that this requires the bread to not be 2 weeks old and mouldy, if it ever existed at all.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I'd be surprised if he gets the 30 days and I imagine this must have come up in the two settlement conferences and I'm assuming the Judge gave some indication then.

Nick the Superlawyer said that the length of probation didn't come up during settlement agreement. He thought it was because his attorney outsmarted the prosecution and it was a huge win for him that they'd get to argue for better terms at sentencing.

 

[AltisticRight]

If my 17 year old son asked me to make him food at 11pm, I'd probably tell him that dinner was about 4 hours ago and that he needs to either eat with us at the table at that time, or sort himself out.

How often could this possibly be happening to merit a mention in the letter anyway??

17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick the Superlawyer said that the length of probation didn't come up during settlement agreement. He thought it was because his attorney outsmarted the prosecution and it was a huge win for him that they'd get to argue for better terms at sentencing.

Lol. Really???

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Why is everybody in that family obsessed with how much the kids get driven around? Half of Robert's letter is about driving and it gets a mention in Kayla's too. They're your damn kids and you organized and set their schedules by choice, stop bitching about it for christ's sake.

Because they HATE their kids and only interact with them while driving. Which makes them feel like driving is such a burden. They only had kids to bilk the trust fund. If they could they would just have feral children. Let's be honest they are almost feral children.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It is very weird how much emphasize they put on how much outside activity they send their kids to.
Like, where is the time spent with the parents in their garden just being kids any having fun?

Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles (that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.

From Spicer Minnesota to Wilmar, the next biggest town in the area, is 12 miles one way, other places are ~10 to 20 miles away. Nick can do a lot of driving to a lot of places with 120 miles daily. I'd really like to see the dash of the Rustang and how many miles it actually has. Because he should have racked up an easy 150k miles already if the miles per day were true.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I just don't understand this obsession that seemingly every Rekieta has with how unbearable driving is.

It keeps coming up over and over. Are their lives that easy that driving is all they have to worry about?

The driving is the hardship.