Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
I'd really like to see the dash of the Rustang and how many miles it actually has.
Nicky is so pathetic we don't need a hardrive check but an odometer check.
Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles (that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.
Were any of the activities stuff Kayla or the Skelly had to do with the kids, or were they all activities where they just dump the kids?
 
It is very weird how much emphasize they put on how much outside activity they send their kids to.
Like, where is the time spent with the parents in their garden just being kids any having fun?

Seeing that picture of Kayla with her organizers autistically tracking and planning every minute of each kid's day combined with this retardation about driving the kids 120 miles ( that is 192km) daily, I have a very weird feeling about how much free time the kids have.

Those pages were mostly blank and she was copying stuff between planners, which is pure busywork someone would do when they want to avoid actually rearing children while tricking themselves into thinking they are, in fact, parenting.
 
a PSI like this is a big long process which includes interviews, a recommendation like this likely reflects that Nick's risk factors came back very high and a recommendation of jail is pretty significant here because it shows they likely don't feel that Nick has shown that he understands what he did was wrong and why what he did was wrong.
Nick's blatantly stated that he did no wrong and that he'd use again the second he can.

I'm shocked the courts cared, I thought they'd pass him along with no penalty, but it shows how bad he fucked up.
 
huh, coulda swore i posted in here last night

is tomorrow's hearing at a specific time or is it just on the docket as a "they'll get to it when they get to it"?
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Scheduled 10, will have to see
 
17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.
My wife and I literally had a discussion about this yesterday regarding our toddler. My wife grew up never knowing how to cook because her mother made all her meals (she is an excellent cook now). I grew up cooking entire meals when I was 13. My mother worked evenings and my father worked overnight and I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven). I found I actually really enjoyed cooking and my mother encouraged it by buying me some nice cookbooks. My wife and I want our child, at a young age, to be active in the kitchen and learning those skills. Honestly, I think basic life skills such as cooking, laundry, balancing your bank account should be things we bring back to schools.
 
Just to underscore how tight this community is, I went searching for what type of community service jobs Nick might be required to do. I didn't find much specific information (these jobs seem to be outsourced to staffing companies), however there is an overview of how corrections works in the county. It's somewhat interesting for nerds. Link.

This stuck out to me:
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The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).
 
Nick's blatantly stated that he did no wrong and that he'd use again the second he can.

My guess is that it's this attitude that's led to the recommendation that he serve at least 30 days.

I want to see that Pre-sentencing Report so badly that it hurts. The Barneswalker does a whole lot of whining about how he can't see why the sentence is justified by the evidence in the report. Sadly, he doesn't go into any detail at all about why this is the case. Normally, I'd expect him to cite chapter and verse. ie, Report says Nick does X. Recommends Y. This is not justified because of Z. Clearly, Nick wants none of this in the public record, presumably because it'd be humiliating and provide more evidence of what a complete fuck up he is.,

The truth is, a custodial sentence is absolutely within the guidelines for an offence of this nature and magnitude. Nick's guilty plea got the charges dropped against April and Kayla, but the actual sentence was always going to be dependent on the Pre-Sentencing Report. Well, now it's in and it's recommending prison. I bet there were a whole lot of high fives being slapped in the Kandayohi County cop shop and prosecutor's office when that dropped. ^That stupid motherfucker who accused us all of stealing his coke and rubbing it in his daughters hair? He going to jail!^

And you've also got to wonder how loyal this judge feels to his colleague, Judge Pussy Liquor. Rekieta publicly abused and defamed her -- in effect, dragging her off the case in the hope of getting a softer, more sympathetic judge. If I'm the judge here, I'm strictly going by the recommendations in the pre=sentence report. I'm taking the recommendations exactly as written. Probation service are best placed to evaluate Nick's needs re. retribution and rehabilitation. Let's go with their recommendations, and if Nick doesn't like it, he can appeal against sentence. It's not as though mommy can't afford another go-round in the system.
 
17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.

I mean, I get a 17-year-old male being hungry at 11pm. Teenagers are legendarily ravenous. Why he is incapable of even making a fucking sandwich or grabbing a banana when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.

Also, Nick is being sentenced on Good Friday/ Easter weekend. Yet another family-oriented holiday turned super-awkward by Nick and his incessant fuckups. If I were Celeste and Bob I would be reviewing my life choices and wondering how I came to produce such a wastrel failson. But I guess based on Bob's letter to the court (lol) that their (rotten) apple hasn't fallen far from their tree.
 
As noted by others, the pre-sentencing investigators may have received reports from Nick's mandated "drug outpatient" sessions (rehab), where the program leaders may have noted that Nick was being a smarmy "I'm too good for this" faggot and proceeded to relay that to the PSI.

As always, Nick is his own worst enemy. A pathological need to box his way out of a corner, even when it's not in his own interest.

I suspect Nick always believed he was going to win his case dismissal and had no intention of pleading guilt until forced to do so by no other option. The man sees nothing wrong in his actions and is dismissive of efforts to rehabilitate or humble him.

I hope we'll see the judge call him the fuck out while he has to sit in his defendant cuck chair and take it. He'll seethe hard in his return stream after his 30 days in the shower block with Big Bubba.
Nick saying "talking publicly about my case doesn't matter" and then getting fucked because talking about his case did matter would be perfect
 
I mean, I get a 17-year-old male being hungry at 11pm. Teenagers are legendarily ravenous. Why he is incapable of even making a fucking sandwich or grabbing a banana when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.
Usually hate to do this arm chair psychology b.s. but this screams to me a kid who is looking for any excuse to spend time with his father.
 
As a homeschooled graduate we had a school motto "We will not raise cripples " The meaning behind that was simple. You graduate an can care for yourself. Not a ward of the state or unable to work. Cook simple meals, Life skills. Granted that was in the 90's. But still not all current Home Educators are this dumb. The parents and how much time they invest in their childrens education and upbringing. Kind of like regular school.. Both require parent involvement. One also requires more effort. Can you guess which one? Shout out to all the home schoolers, you all are some awesome and weird peoples. My kind of people;)
 
I find the community service more entertaining an idea than the prison. Because, as @thebigdream says, I think for him it'd just be a chance to tell tall tales about what happened in there.
Whereas community service would really break him. Having to work for a living?! He considers that beneath him. King Rekieta do hard work with the plebes? Just shameful.
I find the idea of community service funnier because depending on what he's made to do, someone might find him doing his hours in public. It's just such a shame that cameras in this day and age remain bulky, unwieldy and nobody will ever be able to snap a picture of his dark cuck aura from a distance without being caught.
 
17 and can't cook. Would rather eat the absolute disgusting goop skelly crocks up.
Truly a generation that's beyond fucked.
I'd like to have a little more hope for Nick's kid and assume that Nick is just telling the court that his own son is too incompetent to feed himself to save his own skin.
 
If they could they would just have feral children. Let's be honest they are almost feral children.
its just hilarious to me that they did that while also deciding to homeschool their kids. i know plenty of parents that think their kids suck, but guess what, school is 40+ hours a week, you can even make it 50+ hours a week if your school offers some form of after school activities. We had a "late bus" that dropped kids off at 5pm, so middle school and high school kids could stay after for tutoring or any other reason. Instead they decided to spend even more time around their kids than usual with their retarded set up.

They wouldn't have even have to feed the kids, let the school do that. trust me, you could drop off kids super early, they feed them breakfast and lunch and then 12 hours later they're back, you don't even need to make dinner. these two fucks hated the idea of public school so much it cost Nick his reputation and got him a jail sentence.
I was tired of his cooking (which was boiling hot dogs and throwing frozen fries into the oven)
i know everyone will go "i was taught to cook and my daddy's a great cook!" but if we're being honest most dads are at this level of cooking. boiling hot dogs or following the instructions on a box of hamburger helper or mac&cheese. At least from a certain generation.
The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).
part of why they moved up there was because it was a "small town where everyone knows each other" and most of Kayla's family lives there. You'd sort of expect that to be another reason to have their own kids going to school with everyone else instead of homeschooling like a cult, but oh well.
when he is supposedly some sort of academic testament to Nick and Kayla's teaching methods is a question for the ages.
i'm calling bullshit on this too, even if they can't show proof because he's homeschooled we at least have something called the SAT that would prove it, or even the PSAT, you can even take the ASVAB at his age. also IIRC he did show up on the dean's list or whatever for the top kids in the county school but it could also be a bad county, baltimore county had kids who were both top of the class and had SAT scores in the 800s.
 
Just to underscore how tight this community is, I went searching for what type of community service jobs Nick might be required to do. I didn't find much specific information (these jobs seem to be outsourced to staffing companies), however there is an overview of how corrections works in the county. It's somewhat interesting for nerds. Link.

This stuck out to me:
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The Advisory Committee meets every other month and includes Judge Fischer, Judge Wentzell, and Christel Roelofs, Deputy Director of Community Corrections. Roelofs is Sharilyn Sletta's (Kayla's mom) maiden name. Christel is Kayla's 1st or 2nd cousin (possibly by marriage).
Kayla's family and judge pussy liquor's colleagues colluding to give Nick 100 hours of cleaning the county's sewer systems as community service
 
Opposes any community service including a minimal 80 hours.
Wasn't there a drop by someone a while baxk (I think Aaron) who said Nick himself was suggesting he use his YouTube platform for anti-drug purposes as some sort of bargaining chip? Oh wait, saying words from your home that you don't even mean (like 'drugs are awesome' and 'I wish I could be doing them now') is only considered community service by impotent faggots. Actually going out and helping people? That's for fat people and Scandinavian incel prudes.
If the Rekeita kids ever do find this thread, I hope they can understand that none of this was their responsibility to manage. That they should have been allowed to remain children.
The kids are really lucky they have a church they love that loves them back, even if the church participants reporting their family doesn't feel like love. They might not understand it now, but I hope they do learn sometime in the future that their parents being fucking idiots is not their fault or responsibility.
 
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