Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

The only reason I don't want Nick to get jail time is that he'd never shut the fuck up about it. He already blubbers like a pussy about how the ebil cops bashed down his door, imagine how insufferable he'll be about his 30 days in rape jail.

Disagree. Nick is a homosexual wigger. I think he'd be fucking hilarious after jail. He'd spin it as him having street cred, and having fought "the man" who wants to keep him down.

"Yo yo yo, it's me, Nicky R, coming to you from spicy Spicer. Real OG gangsta, ya feel? You best be showing me respect, and dissing dat fool Aaron regularly, or I'll bust a cap in yo ass as soon as the man gives me my guns back! A'ight? Now, where'd da white women Jamaican men at?"

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I find the community service more entertaining an idea than the prison. Because, as @thebigdream says, I think for him it'd just be a chance to tell tall tales about what happened in there.
Whereas community service would really break him. Having to work for a living?! He considers that beneath him. King Rekieta do hard work with the plebes? Just shameful.

 

[Folgers Can]

New Barneswalker filing:

How it started:


[X] [A]

How it's going:


[L]

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

God I would be furious if I was parent reading this stuff. cooking and driving your kids around to school and extracurricular activities is such a common thing parents have to juggle. Also, if Nick is doing all this, what the hell does Kayla do? Does she not drive or cook? Does she not have a job or something productive in life? Does she just have sex, do drugs, and stare at a wall when not active like a machine?

In his shitbag lying dad's letter, Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta wrote about how Nick had to drive to law school twice a week, and then drive home. Normal people drive to college or to work 5 days a week and think nothing of it! What the Hell is it with these fucking retards acting like Nick driving is some monumental feat!? Is Nick driving a goddamn Flintstones car that he powers with his own feet? Or is it just impressive to Bobby that his alchoholic drug addict child abusing son manages to drive anywhere without dying in a car wreck or killing somebody? What a remarkable man Nick is for driving to law school TWICE A WEEK. Jesus Christ.

 

[AltisticRight]

...

 

[Vibralldo]

In his shitbag lying dad's letter, Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta wrote about how Nick had to drive to law school twice a week, and then drive home. Normal people drive to college or to work 5 days a week and think nothing of it! What the Hell is it with these fucking retards acting like Nick driving is some monumental feat!? Is Nick driving a goddamn Flintstones car that he powers with his own feet? Or is it just impressive to Bobby that his alchoholic drug addict child abusing son manages to drive anywhere without dying in a car wreck or killing somebody? What a remarkable man Nick is for driving to law school TWICE A WEEK. Jesus Christ.

I just don't understand this obsession that seemingly every Rekieta has with how unbearable driving is.

It keeps coming up over and over. Are their lives that easy that driving is all they have to worry about?

 

[AltisticRight]

Apparently, Rekieta is capable of encouraging his audience to donate over a million dollars to charity, but he can't encourage a single one of them to write a letter of support.

So Eric July is a fan of yours now, huh, Skelly?

 

[Canard]

Why do they make themselves look even more total fuckups... Like they aren't even connected to reality at all. 17 year old that can't cook... Complaining about driving... School... Well holidays are coming in a few months.

Community service and and say 2-3 year probation would be great. The jail would truly be cherry on the top.

 

[Grayback]

Kayla refers to "a mistake"

I know my husband made a mistake and broke the law, but it was just that, a mistake.

I know that she's just going through the motions, and saying what she thinks she has to say, and that she might not have even written this herself, and blah blah blah...
Like we're just supposed to put up with her saying this shit.

Kayla—you dumb, pill-headed nigger; you contemptible failure of a mother; you lifeless, vacuous lump; you whore—Nick didn't just trip and fall face-first into a cocaine trap that had been set for him by Wile E. Coyote.

Over the course of at least a year, if not longer, Nick regularly drove to the Twin Cities to buy drugs. He then used those drugs, and acted under the influence of those drugs, and bragged about how cool he thought it was to any of his friends who would listen. And he did all of this with you, in the house where your children live.
This was repeated, and continuous, and deliberate, done with appalling disregard for everyone around him—especially the children who depended on him.
It was not an accident.
It was not a mistake.
Shut the fuck up.

 

[Canard]

Also Kayla. It was also your coke. And your ketamine was it... You both made a mistake. You just got it away because you live in sexist soft on woman place.

Ofc, you can not say we made a mistake. As that would admit guilt... But still... You both fucked up. Especially you. You should have thrown out the coke and told Nick that he will be out of the house if he ever brings more. But you didn't?

 

[Flora Fox]

In his shitbag lying dad's letter, Bobby "The Broom" Rekieta wrote about how Nick had to drive to law school twice a week, and then drive home.

One of the law students I knew was pregnant, her husband was deployed and she worked in the library for extra money. But Nick had to drive 2x/wk!

 

[Grayback]

He’s not going to jail unless he violates probation

I am certain that he will violate his probation.
Assuming that he actually gets monitored / tested well enough to catch him, he's as good as jailed.

nick's toast

This deserved more. 10/10 pun.

The fact that all five Rekieta kids are so over-scheduled is a huge red flag.

Maybe.
Part of this could be Nick and Kayla just wanting to give the kids stuff to do to keep the kids out of their hair. Part of this could be from a warped sense of how structured the kids' lives need to be.
But I also think that the kids might be so over-scheduled simply because the Rekietas live in a pretty rural area, and everything in it is so spread-out.

They don't live in a neighborhood where the kids could just walk down the block to play at their friend's house, or ride their bikes down the road to the nearby mall or park. I can't know where their friends live, obviously—but just from looking at the map, in order to actually see their friends (not just talk to them online), they probably have to be driven to some place miles away where an event is going on.

I grew up in a similar rural area with no other kids around, and the only time that I could try to make friends was at school or at hockey practice. The rest of the time, it was pretty lonely.
All of the activities that the Rekieta kids have might be one of the best things that they have going for them right now.
The regular outside contact might be the one thing keeping the kids sane while having to live with their cokehead parents. Getting them out of the house is what let others notice that they were being neglected, after all.

I'm double retarded

Please, you're among friends. We're all retarded.

 

[Strix454]

I just don't understand this obsession that seemingly every Rekieta has with how unbearable driving is.

The difficult and time-consuming driving for Nick would have been the long trips back and forth to Minneapolis to buy his cocaine. Those trips were almost certainly far worse than driving the kids around the Wilmar MN area and I think Nick's real complaints about driving are from those trips.

 

[AltisticRight]

Are their lives this easy that this is all they have to worry about?

He chose to live in buttfuck nowhere, yet he constantly whinge and seethe about being car reliant. He whines and cries more about cars than an r/fuckcars poster.

Instead of embracing the local wildlife, he waterboards them and snuffs the lives out of them.
Instead of keeping a nice garden for veggies (like carrots) and fruits, he orders gross doordashed slop.
Instead of keeping some chooks, he tries to domesticate wild cats.

He should just move to Los Angeles to be with his daddy Juju. Then he'll find something else inconsequential to bitch about. He doesn't even have a job, why is he bitching about driving? That's like one my relatives who bitches about having to collect rent from her tenants. Some of them want to pay later, some of them wants shit fixed like nigger you are playing life on easy mode and you're seething about something people wish they had the time to seethe about.

What a fag.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I did some digging and from what I see Judges in that county stick to the sentencing guidelines around 70% of the time. If they deviate, they deviate down.

Was it clear how often the Presentencing Committee deviates upward from the guidelines?

 

[Grayback]

He chose to live in buttfuck nowhere, yet he constantly whinge and seethe about being car reliant.

Whenever Nick talks about living in Spicer, Minnesota (complaining about the remoteness, complaining about the people around him, complaining about how cold it is), he usually mentions that he didn't / doesn't actually want to live there, and he blames Kayla for having chosen the location because it was close to her family.
He's all tongue-in-cheek about it when he says it, so he doesn't reeeeeeally resent Kayla for having stuck him up there—except of course he does.

Instead of embracing the local wildlife, he waterboards them and snuffs the lives out of them.
Instead of keeping a nice garden for veggies (like carrots) and fruits, he orders gross doordashed slop.
Instead of keeping some chooks, he tries to domesticate wild cats.

He demonstrates neither a Christian's sense of stewardship, nor a secular man's sense of compassion.
He cares about nothing but himself.
Libertarians Delenda Est.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The Barneswalker filing is a window into Nick's soul.

Opposes any community service including a minimal 80 hours. Also claims he gives to charity to the tune of $100k directly and millions indirectly but 80 hours of CS is too burdensome.

I suspect being employed is a PSIR requirement and that is why the slimeball scheduled his return to streaming. He'll check the "complied" box on his probation worksheet at the first superchat. He's only streaming because he told probation that youtube is his job and he doesn't want to have to apply at walmart. He's waited until after sentencing so it counts. Probably one and done.

In addition to community service, best part was recommendation of 30 days in jail and 5 years probation.

I hope he gives the lying liar a choice: 80 hours of community or 30 days in jail just to see what the lazy fuck will do. I'm betting Nick would choose jail but I'd love to see him make that "fuck my kids" choice.

Hopefully judge rubberstamps the PSIR after remembering the retarded Barneswalker Franks filing and discounting everything he says: 5 years probation, 30 days in jail, 80 hours community service with a review in 12 months. And ups the community service to 320 hours.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

This sentencing recommendation was definitely a pleasant surprise. I think the best funniest outcome would be a combination of community service and a longer probation, say 3-5 years. We all know he can’t go that long without substance abuse. Jail time I can without, I would prefer to play the long game and have him get in further trouble during his probation.

For the lawyers and legal wise people in the this thread, is it possible weens have bugged the prosecution with Nick’s antics and that’s why they’ve recommended a harsher sentence than we expected?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

He chose to live in buttfuck nowhere, yet he constantly whinge and seethe about being car reliant. He whines and cries more about cars than an r/fuckcars poster.

Worse. He then chose to homeschool as well.

Was it clear how often the Presentencing Committee deviates upward from the guidelines?

Well it's the Judge wuth final say, but upwards is somewhere between 6-10%.

I'd be surprised if he gets the 30 days and I imagine this must have come up in the two settlement conferences and I'm assuming the Judge gave some indication then. The prosecution can also argue for leniency or harsher before sentencing.

From what I could gather it's likely Nick only got the PSI a few days ago. I'm personally expecting more leniency than the PSI recommends and the sentence was likely indicated at the settlement conference. Fingers crossed, though, as so far he has showed zero humility or remorse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The regular outside contact might be the one thing keeping the kids sane while having to live with their cokehead parents.

I’m not saying they should sit their asses at home. But for each of these small children to have multiple music, dance, etc. lessons is fucked up. Especially because they never hear the end of what a hassle the driving is. Kids will feel guilty and simultaneously resent being made to feel that way.