State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Internet Wizard]

The american justice System is seriously damning this man to stay sober, care for his kids and live a life like every other normal person. Brutal.

This, I can't stand the "ablublublu this sentence is really light guise!!!" spam going on right now because 5 years of forced sobriety is hell for any cow, let alone Nick. He is going to violate it, probably streaming too
Speaking of, yesterday was BossmanJack's birthday

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Sorry Kiwifags, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does.

gonna get doritos just for this moment

 

[lilmayo420]

Felted.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Damn I actually thought he might mostly get away with it. 5 years probation is pretty brutal. For Nick that is.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

It's time...

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

Next up
- Bodycam
LFG Nick

 

[datura_binge]

I think the funny thing is twofold: 1. He's gonna complain about the unfair thumb of the government as if he didn't get caught completely dead to rights. 2. If he hadn't been such a prick in the entire post arrest process he probably wouldn't have had it this bad. That probation is gonna kill him considering his entire worldview is based on independence etc etc. Don't forget guys his entire life was based on travel, drugs, and drinking. Now he can't do any of it. He's got no escape from his family.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's not lasting 5 years on probation. Especially with no drugs or alcohol.

 

[BigPeanut]

I dunno. Someone getting your life back together and not being a drug and booze zombie even if they have to be forced to sounds like a win to me.

What if they can’t do it and kill themselves and their whole family instead, still a win?

 

[Berrakh]

Too good for him but I suppose this the beginning and not the end.

 

[RussianParasite]

They should wire his streaming setup to one of those breathalyzers that won’t let you start your car until you blow zero.

We’d really,truly never see him again.

Also, is it possible he will get an ankle bracelet? I think those detect alcohol consumption.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This has been the craziest and most consequential Holy Week since the original.

They crucified Nick just like Jesus, who was just some guy according to local Sunday School teachers.

5 years of probation, he has NO chance of making it. I bet he's stocking up on Galaxy Gas and autoerotic asphyxiation belts already but it just... won't... be... enough.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

DOC DROPPED

So we get the bodycam footage now?

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Wonder how long until he flees the country and abandons Kayla and the kids.

 

[Vect]

5 year probation? Stick him with pitchforks and drag him down below and be done with it.

Burn, Balldo!

 

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Place your bets on how likely it is he Chris Benoits his family before the 5 years of probation are up.

 

[W00K #17]

He'll be fine. He's from the ghetto, used to ride a bus to school, and that bus even had a black kid on it!

 

[OutInTheRain]

Nick Rekieta prison rape arc, let's go! 5 Yeas of probation though, that is what is really gonna piss him off.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Here's hoping Nick Rekeita's probation officer is a stickler for the rules. It would also be helpful if the PO is close friends with a cop, judge, prosecutor, clerk, pastor, or innocent bystander who Rekieta has treated badly.

Dude drugged his kid. That charge may be dropped but it will never be forgotten. The people in that area must loathe him with the heat of a thousand suns.

 

[GhaeicSD]

This is incredible, I do have one question I haven't seen asked though. Do inhalants/whippets/galaxy gas count as drugs in the eyes of the court for determining whether he is sober or not? If they do count, he's well and truly fucked and WILL be spending a long time behind bars.

I just realized as I'm typing this that we might also get the bodycam now that he caught charges. Oh my fucking God this is the best shit ever.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Something tells me this long awaited stream isn't happening today.