State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[DickMain]

He is getting ready to set the record straight:

"The reporting is incorrect/incomplete" nigga we have the fucking court papers

 

[TJBirish]

Nick will be high tailing it up to Canada every week, to buy otc codeine, then back to Minnesota to cold water that bitch.

He ain’t going to let some NERD judge tell him what to do!

Doesn't matter where he gets it, he does that he'll piss hot eventually.

The 30 days in jail is nothing. 5 years under constant supervision is soul crushing, especially for someone with a ego the size of his.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"The reporting is incorrect/incomplete" nigga we have the fucking court papers

"NOOOO, you don't understand. The court raped me and forced this on me by planting coke on my nose."

 

[Potion_Time]

Buck status: BROKEN

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"The reporting is incorrect/incomplete" nigga we have the fucking court papers

Well, not all of them. He is free to provide the ones that are under seal

 

[DickMain]

Well, not all of them. He is free to provide the ones that are under seal

Aw, shoot, I can't wait for Nick to stream and drop the last pages we're missing that just read "SIKE". You sure got us, Nicky!

 

[Trans Randy]

Sooo.... how does this play into the Bodycam Footage release?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I have to laugh

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"The reporting is incorrect/incomplete" nigga we have the fucking court papers

"NOOOO, you don't understand. The court raped me and forced this on me by planting coke on my nose."

Nick plays strawman semantics. He will pick some flawed or schizo take and represent it as the majority opposition opinion then proceed to best it down.

My prediction: He will latch on to 'He gonna go to JAIL!', and make much of 'it is conditional, so no, I am NOT going to jail.'

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Sooo.... how does this play into the Bodycam Footage release?

to repeat it AGAIN, Null has submited a request to the police. If they deny him, he'll sue.

 

[Cryborg 1987]

I don't think it's uncommon for these types of first time offenses; probation with deferred jail time if they don't get their shit together.

Again, much like when a pleas was announced, I don't know why everyone's so shocked that a first time offender is getting a sweet deal. Sure, on Kiwi Farms Nick's the worst person who ever lived, in real life he's just a druggie with a case everyone would prefer to move on from because they have more important things to do.

Doesn't matter where he gets it, he does that he'll piss hot eventually.

The 30 days in jail is nothing. 5 years under constant supervision is soul crushing, especially for someone with a ego the size of his.

Good luck Nick, with five years probation you're gonna need. For everyone's sake I hope you do.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

to repeat it AGAIN, Null has submited a request to the police. If they deny him, he'll sue.

Can we open bets on who's getting the footage first? Us or EWU?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If Nick gets a script for ketamine for "depression" and adderall for ADD, he would be legally safe because of the way our fucked up medical system works, but I don't know if being a known junkie really gels with that or affects his parole. There are ways he can wiggle around this but he is a bad lawyer and he is more interested in a "rock star" lifestyle. Being told he cant drink is worse than not being able to.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

to repeat it AGAIN, Null has submited a request to the police. If they deny him, he'll sue.

Based Cheese Merchant.

Going to WAR just to see some dirty underwear on the ground and criticize Balldo's house like he's Nick Rochefort.

 

[Windy Moors]

Inb4 Nick goes doctor shopping for a diagnosis of auto-brewery syndrome.

 

[daniel day]

BUT GUYS WAIT!

can nick rekieta get a defered judgement until he send the 5k locals gift and does those locals streams?

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

36:28 - The first thing Nick says to the Court when asked if he would like to make a statement immediately after the prosecutor asked for 5 years in jail:

"Your Honor, I've always been called smart by everyone. After making making all of these well decisions in my life, you begin to think that you are smart. I put my children through something that I can't undo, I've lost the trust of my wife, my community, and my children and I'm very sorry... [rambles]"

Judge:

"You say that you have always been called smart, but with your degrees and what you know, you knew what you were doing, you knew what you were jeopardizing"

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I wonder if the court saw the Nick BPITU stream, I could see that being a big reason for the 30

 

[Sloppa]

He can tell all the Somalis in his block funny and weird stories, maybe even scrimshaw a balldo device out of fruit cups and toilet paper.

Seriously though, I will be surprised if tonight's stream isn't an unmitigated disaster, I'm picturing nick getting increasingly drunk, drinking straight liqueur out of a monster can; I'm picturing Kayla yelling off screen. . .it will be unbearably boring of course, since nick is a deathly-dull middle aged man, who's platonic ideal of "Cool and Male" is Bart Simpson. So I will await Elissa Clips to clip out of the juicey parts.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I wonder if the court saw the Nick BPITU stream, I could see that being a big reason for the 30

"Aw geez, he hangs out with pedophiles. 30 days jail"