State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[PyrrhicRustle]

So I take it that Rekieta will not be streaming tonight.

He said he is.

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH
YOU STALKER CHILD NERDS ARE WRONG! AND HE WILL TELL US ALL AT [ ?? : ?? CST ]
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

 

[TJBirish]

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"do not use or possess alcohol or drugs except as proscribed"
Nigga he is fucked. Smokes come up in a DARE class man. That is the standard he is being held to. No drinking, no smokes, no weed, nothing at all. He is going to be sober or off to the gulag he goes.

How about aspirin? Tylenol? Antacid?

They are "drugs" too.

I've dealt with guys with drug convictions from halfway houses, they ALL smoke.

 

[Tour of Italy]

If he's not doing community service hours by Saturday afternoon, he's a full on retard. It's game time, get everything they want, as quickly as possible, without excuses.

He has 15 weeks to convince the court that he's reformed. 107 days.

I guarantee his addict brain is viewing it at the exact inverse. 107 days to be as degenerate as possible.

Rekeita’s brain:

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Smokes come up in a DARE class man.

Cigarettes (just normal tobacco ones, not the THC laced stuff) are not an illegal drug under any state or federal law.
They're considered a gateway into substance abuse, but they are not illegal and Nick can smoke as many Marlboro as he wants without consequences.

 

[Meat Target]

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"do not use or possess alcohol or drugs except as proscribed"
Nigga he is fucked. Smokes come up in a DARE class man. That is the standard he is being held to. No drinking, no smokes, no weed, nothing at all. He is going to be sober or off to the gulag he goes.

It means only illegal or illicit drugs.

Sorry Welps, you're wrong and retarded on this one.

 

[WelperHelper99]

How about aspirin? Tylenol? Antacid?

They are "drugs" too.

I've dealt with guys with drug convictions from halfway houses, they ALL smoke.

I guess he better get a fucking prescription and/or clear it with his fucking probation officer. He's being punished. Suffah Rackets.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

If Nick is savvy enough he could always do the FPS Russia thing of milking every last prison story he can out of the experience for content and make as much money as he can out of it.

Nick could also do the Ethan Ralph but of playing into a "heel" angle by embracing being a scumbag instead of trying to continue his extremely flimsy Christian family man persona.

He should just start larping as Saul Goodman. That I would watch.

 

[TheTourist]

He should just start larping as Saul Goodman. That I would watch.

Saul Goodman was a cunning and charismatic man, despite his flaws. To make a Saul Goodman entirely out of flaws would absolutely be entertaining.

 

[Oxyjen]

Robitussin
Nutmeg
Poppers
Galaxy Gas
Plus he'll get at least one more prescription for "the good stuff". Oh, my achin' back!

Wasp Meth, locking it in now.

 

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Thank God his sentence starts in August. Wouldn't want him to miss Father's Day.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh man! A whole sweet 30 days to romance Kayla without Nick either cockblocking or trying to watch!

Imma be on her like Pepe LePew!

Isn’t it HARD for a non violent, first time drug offender to get prison time when there’s no selling involved in Minnesota?!

Nick must really have pissed off the judge!

(Not going to rule out that me playing drill rap all night outside the judges house has anything to do with it.)

 

[Nova902]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH_QUnIL2nY 32:35 a person that was in the court reports Nick was wearing a Joker suit to his sentencing

 

[Mushroom King]

He's not going to make it, what a shame. They've given him the rope to hang himself with and in 30 days, he'll be trying to game the system by calling his color code at 12:01 on Friday morning, get loaded when it isn't, but once he's loaded, he'll get foolish ideas about how he can't be governed and drink until Sunday morning. Then POP, Today's Colors Are : Rekeita Green.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Saul Goodman was a cunning and charismatic man, despite his flaws. To make a Saul Goodman entirely out of flaws would absolutely be entertaining.

The obnoxious bright multicolored suits? The skeeviest haircut ever devised? The rat like untrustworthy deal making? The scheming?

That's how you win lolcow of the year for a third time.

 

[Fapcop]

Wasp Meth, locking it in now.

Nick will be high tailing it up to Canada every week, to buy otc codeine, then back to Minnesota to cold water that bitch.

He ain’t going to let some NERD judge tell him what to do!

 

[Kosher Dill]

"do not use or possess alcohol or drugs except as proscribed"
Nigga he is fucked. Smokes come up in a DARE class man. That is the standard he is being held to. No drinking, no smokes, no weed, nothing at all. He is going to be sober or off to the gulag he goes.

They're Scandinavian prudes, not Mormon prudes.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Isn’t it HARD for a non violent, first time drug offender to get prison time when there’s no selling involved in Minnesota?!

I don't think it's uncommon for these types of first time offenses; probation with deferred jail time if they don't get their shit together.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

>Divine Hope Counseling
Do we know anything about this place? I'm trying to figure out if it's as religious as the name implies. If it is, he's doubly fucked. Bee Free nigga.

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Oh no... The counsellors there are FAT!

What I was wondering. She'll see that life without Nick isn't as bad as she may be fearing. In fact it may be quiet and stable.

Unless she is zonked out on Star Trek or other substances. Remember, she had her own case dismissed.

More likely than not they will simply move in with family for the 2 fortnights and she will not need to self-reflect--even if she should.

Lolcow of the year threepeat confirmed.

Only if he gets a probation violation. I believe the chances to be high.

So I take it that Rekieta will not be streaming tonight.

He is getting ready to set the record straight:

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

To anyone else this would be a great deal! Just don’t booze, snort, or smoke for 5 years….. but for our big nosed freakish friend…. HA! This is worse than prison for him.

 

[Nova902]

What are the odds Nick fucks any hope up tonight. And don't forget Nick has to tell them about any new criminal cyber cases

Oh no... The counsellors there are FAT!

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Unless she is zonked out on Star Trek or other substances. Remember, she had her own case dismissed.

More likely than not they will simply move in with family for the 2 fortnights and she will not need to self-reflect--even if she should.



Only if he gets a probation violation. I believe the chances to be high.



He is getting ready to set the record straight: