Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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Tiger Jack said:
On the plus side, his jailtime doesn't start until August so he can still go to the NAMBLA convention and see his best friend Melton!
I'm sure a weekend in Vegas where he has to be completely sober will be really easy and fun, and not at all a hellish experience.
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His probation officer will have to approve it. No out of state travel without their approval.
 
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Ventrue said:
Nick will not survive for five years. He will do or say something that would get him in trouble with his probation officer.

What I have heard from ex-convicts on YouTube they said county jail is the worst since they get the least amount of funding compared to State and Federal prisons.
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I'm not convinced he makes it until August
 
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Vibralldo said:
Melton should invite Nick and get him to drink, then heel turn after Nick pisses hot.

That'd be great content.
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That would be the only way you could ever get me to willingly watch a Melton clip.

EDIT: Kino Casino tonight will be interesting. In between their DSP-levels of sub begging they've been doing more recently, anyway.
 
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Bodywork by Dennis said:
Mark my words: very quickly Nick will become the MOST POWERFUL advocate of kratom in Minnesota. He has to replace the bottle-shaped hole in his soul and Malaysian kratom is perfect for that.
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Nick and Kayla talked about doing kratom years ago (IIRC during her first appearance on his show). I hope he gets hooked and has to go through the withdrawals in jail lol.
 
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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH
YOU STALKER CHILD NERDS ARE WRONG! AND HE WILL TELL US ALL AT [ ?? : ?? CST ]
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)
 
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Now, this is a perfect opportunity for him to get his life back in order. He can clean up his act over the next 5 years and come out of this all the better!

...Or, as what will most likely happen, he can try to find alternate drugs that he thinks won't show up on any tests, continue to think he's the smartest person in the room, and not learn a damned thing... LOL
 
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Sneed Force One said:
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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)
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I hope he pours out 3 fingers of one of those very expensive whiskeys and sets the record straight.
 
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