Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

That's a civil case, not criminal.

But in front of same judge. He doesn't seem to be a fan of Nick's. I hope this is foreshadowing. Nick can't be too confident in his magic words after today.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

But in front of same judge. He doesn't seem to be a fan of Nick's. I hope this is foreshadowing. Nick can't be too confident in his magic words after today.

Now now, what lil Nicky needs to do is open a whisky and stream

 

[porkWellington]

We need an AI of Nick in the car with April singing GOD'S PLAN in honor of the alternate reality where he got off and continues to get off.

 

[Ventrue]

Nick will not survive for five years. He will do or say something that would get him in trouble with his probation officer.

What I have heard from ex-convicts on YouTube they said county jail is the worst since they get the least amount of funding compared to State and Federal prisons.

 

[Edilg]

Nick's got to be seething out of his mind.
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Another win for the toe!

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Nick will not survive for five years. He will do or say something that would get him in trouble with his probation officer.

What I have heard from ex-convicts on YouTube they said county jail is the worst since they get the least amount of funding compared to State and Federal prisons.

I'm not convinced he makes it until August

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Melton should invite Nick and get him to drink, then heel turn after Nick pisses hot.

That'd be great content.

That would be the only way you could ever get me to willingly watch a Melton clip.

EDIT: Kino Casino tonight will be interesting. In between their DSP-levels of sub begging they've been doing more recently, anyway.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mark my words: very quickly Nick will become the MOST POWERFUL advocate of kratom in Minnesota. He has to replace the bottle-shaped hole in his soul and Malaysian kratom is perfect for that.

Nick and Kayla talked about doing kratom years ago (IIRC during her first appearance on his show). I hope he gets hooked and has to go through the withdrawals in jail lol.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Now under the threat of jail, Nick cannot make any faggot jokes about how much he loves drugs, cheating and hacking Aaron Imholte.
He so fucking buckbroken by the court. So delicious. No fucking way he goes to Hackamania now. Melton has been cucked.

 

[parsnip]

Imagine getting cucked this hard on Good Friday. Great jerb Nickhole.

So much for that "I'm literally King David" shit.

That's what he gets for saying Jesus was just some guy.

 

[Sneed Force One]

HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH
YOU STALKER CHILD NERDS ARE WRONG! AND HE WILL TELL US ALL AT [ ?? : ?? CST ]
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

 

[Mr.Bucket]

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HE. LIVES!

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN)

A MN lawyer? So who is he having on his show?

thejokeisthatheisn'talawyer

 

[Pagan Min]

Now, this is a perfect opportunity for him to get his life back in order. He can clean up his act over the next 5 years and come out of this all the better!

...Or, as what will most likely happen, he can try to find alternate drugs that he thinks won't show up on any tests, continue to think he's the smartest person in the room, and not learn a damned thing... LOL

 

[Edward Teach]

Guessing the TBA time will be sometime after he makes his worthless 17 year old some food at 11pm at night.

 

[Associate Rick]

Enjoy sobriety faggot!

 

[hesaback]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

I hope he pours out 3 fingers of one of those very expensive whiskeys and sets the record straight.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

I can't wait to hear this load of bullshit.

 

[Spergichu]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

COPESTREAM INBOUND! I REPEAT, COPESTREAM INBOUND! Ah, who am I kidding, he won't stream.

 

[ddlloo]

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HE! LIVES!​

AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

It will be 110% cope about how he actually doesn't HAVE to go to jail and how he fell on his sword so the the wife and the wannabewife got off.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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AND HE WILL GIVE US THE TRUUUUUUUTH!
(Note: Nicholas Robert Rekieta is not a licenced attorney in MN due to failure to study/pay for his Continuing Legal Education (CLE)

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Rekieta keeps misrepresenting his ability to practice law. I just checked:

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