Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Amdy Alt or elaborate troll you decide!

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Ilabelle21 said:
"When I fell out of bed, and got up to go look for help..."

Why the hell would he need help after getting himself up?
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He needed a big bear hug and a soft kiss to the nosie wosie.

Ilabelle21 said:
I really hope that Andy doesn't hurt Joe or Tom when Janet passes, but if he's allowed in her funeral he just very well might.
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I honestly doubt he'll be invited. At least I hope that's the case.
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amdy trying his luck again and using ChatGTP to rewrite his schizorants,fails miserably and deletes the account… again.
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Pray that Joe has the balls to double down and expose Andrew for who he really is.
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So if I'm reading this right Andy wants the state to mandate that he have a little girl companion that he could potentially cause harm too?
 
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BeatboxBill said:
Lol, is that AI or a random picture you found?
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LLMs like ChatGPT won't make photos of "famous" or infamous people (and yes it knew of Andy) so I fed it a headshot of Andy, said it was me, and asked it to show me with a sombrero on and an angry look on my face. In case anyone ever feels like getting around lame AI "oh boo hoo famous people" ethics.
 
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Bob's Vagene said:
I honestly doubt he'll be invited. At least I hope that's the case.
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I hope he does go. I want him to just be himself at the funeral.
I want Andy to make the whole funeral about him. Really get everyone to know how this death affects him and how no one else's feelings matter. He needs a gwoop home and everyone at the funeral has an obligation to help him with his trauma.
Maybe even tear off his diaper and throw it in the casket.
Really get on the family's good side, ya know?
 
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Neko GF said:
Also, no didn't mention of autism, white knighting for and/or victimizing himself, nor any mention of trolls.
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The spartan remix is described as a “gift” to Amdrou so that’s still a positivity.

Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Amdy trying his luck again and using ChatGTP to rewrite his schizorants,fails miserably and deletes the account… again.
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Another proof (besides it obviously being ai generated) that it’s fake is that no ASP worker would reccomend giving what they assumed was a minor attracted nonce a child in any capacity.
“ANDREW NEEDS TO COPE,GET HIM A 5-8 YEAR OLD GIRL ASAP”
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Another proof (besides it obviously being ai generated) that it’s fake is that no ASP worker would reccomend giving what they assumed was a minor attracted nonce a child in any capacity.
“ANDREW NEEDS TO COPE,GET HIM A 5-8 YEAR OLD GIRL ASAP”
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It's like when he says that Mcdonald's and Wendy's helped him with his, "diaper changes," while he worked there. It's bizarre and obviously a lie.

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Or when he said that Henry told him he's a, "perfect butt wiper."
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
It's like when he says that Mcdonald's and Wendy's helped him with his, "diaper changes," while he worked there. It's bizarre and obviously a lie.

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Or when he said that Henry told him he's a, "perfect butt wiper."
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Someone should make a parody of Perfect Blue/Requiem for a Dream with Andrew in it called "Perfect Butt Wiper"
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
It's like when he says that Mcdonald's and Wendy's helped him with his, "diaper changes," while he worked there. It's bizarre and obviously a lie.

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Or when he said that Henry told him he's a, "perfect butt wiper."
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He claimed his boss at one of them was a Russian military veteran, and that she taught him to correctly wear them.
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
It's like when he says that Mcdonald's and Wendy's helped him with his, "diaper changes," while he worked there. It's bizarre and obviously a lie.
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"Andrew, get back on grill, we got a long drive thru line!"
"I need help with changing my diaper, YOU'RE BUZING ME!"
*proceeds to rip off messy diaper and smear it on the wall for a poor 16 year old wagie worker to clean up*
 
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I know we all believe Andy is fake, but since Andy is desperately trying to pretend that he's not all the time - does he realize that if he doesn't have capacity for anything, as he claims, and that he doesn't understand the things he says, as he claims, and that he shouldn't be held responsible for all of his threats, literally no one should ever believe anything he says about anything, because he's too retarded to even engage with.

This is a person supposedly incapable of wiping his own ass without assistance, but everyone should believe his claims of abuse, neglect, literal conspiracy against him from New York, and everyone refusing to "help him". Why would people believe him, and not the functional members of society who say he's a spiteful, vindictive creep with a personality disorder?

I'd love for Andy to explain how he can’t learn anything, but is somehow completely reliable when he makes ludicrous accusations against nearly every person unfortunate enough to come in contact with him. He could also explain how he's so lacking in any self-control from his autism, but it's everyone else's fault and not his own that he's despised. Who is reliable- the person with "no capacity", behavioral issues, who specifically says all the time that he doesn’t understand anything he says, or all the regular people who think he's a malignant asshole? How does he think he should be considered profoundly disabled, but also super capable and unimpeachable when he's trying to get everyone around him in trouble with recordings, threats, and lies?

Maybe people would take his claims of disability more seriously if he didn't act like a shit-smeared dumbass attempt at Machiavelli.
 
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