Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v 2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Happy birthday Pat!
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"We" as opposed to "I". Both Patrick and the sniveling author imagine themselves giving the kill order to others. Never do they intend to do it themselves.
Remember also that the slovenly pig of a man who approvingly re-xeeted this had this to say about internet rapscallions he judged guilty of crimes such as calling him fat, spinning fanciful tales as to his ethnically sourced pepperoni, sending unsolicitied wookie pictures via text, and impersonating his toilet on xitter
 
Remember also that the slovenly pig of a man who approvingly re-xeeted this had this to say about internet rapscallions he judged guilty of crimes such as calling him fat, spinning fanciful tales as to his ethnically sourced pepperoni, sending unsolicitied wookie pictures via text, and impersonating his toilet on xitter
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The irony is that, unless he believes his victim is unable to retaliate, Fatrick is universally the biggest pussy coward around.
 
Blobert E Lee has spoken
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Also speaking of birthdays I searched "birthday" under his name and found this exchange
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Oh yeah and I found this selfie I aint seen before from 2021
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Kinda see what he meant now about baseball being the sport that most appeals to autists....also he is kinda looking cross eyed which makes me think that he caught a stray rope of nubian jizz while meekly watching Ro'Dan tooting up Nikkki the previous night
 
I think I've commented on this before, but going over the most recent legal doc reminded me of how funny it is that Patty Tomlinson, internet tough guy extraordinaire, had to have his wife call the FBI because of the stalkerchilds.

For the first few times maybe, but this happened dozens of times and the cops saw Niki in several previous calls and she was always completely fine.

Patrick handled it poorly too, but the cops certainly didn't earn any accolades by treating every single call to a known Swatting location as if it were the first one.

I enjoy Patrick's L's as much as the next guy, but the MPD managed to look even more unreasonable than Fatty in this whole sordid saga.

It does seem like it is one officer (rather than the entirety of the MPD being incompetent) that is the point of contention. Lyndon, I think it is. He seems to be at the center of the most notable incidents.

The whole 'lying by omission' thing probably isn't going to sit well with a jury or a judge. Was a bench trial at all possible in this scenario or (if it went to trial) was it going to go to jury no matter what?

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"You're never going to see daylight again, stalker." :story:

A fun project for someone would be setting up a Daylight Enjoyers twitter or something similar and just keep a running tally, similar to Tiny Tim Marches to the Dustbin of Oblivion days without a publishing deal.
 
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Blobert E Lee has spoken
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Also speaking of birthdays I searched "birthday" under his name and found this exchange
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Oh yeah and I found this selfie I aint seen before from 2021
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Kinda see what he meant now about baseball being the sport that most appeals to autists....also he is kinda looking cross eyed which makes me think that he caught a stray rope of nubian jizz while meekly watching Ro'Dan tooting up Nikkki the previous night
He does look a bit cross eyed, and baby-faced. Surprised he’s considering himself as a tough guy.
I think I've commented on this before, but going over the most recent legal doc reminded me of how funny it is that Patty Tomlinson, internet tough guy extraordinaire, had to have his wife call the FBI because of the stalkerchilds.



It does seem like it is one officer (rather than the entirety of the MPD being incompetent) that is the point of contention. Lyndon, I think it is. He seems to be at the center of the most notable incidents.

The whole 'lying by omission' thing probably isn't going to sit well with a jury or a judge. Was a bench trial at all possible in this scenario or (if it went to trial) was it going to go to jury no matter what?
I figured that patty would call the feds on this, lmao. Also yeah, you’ve read my mind on the omission thing. Figuring that he did all of that, I feel like would go to jury, who knows 🤷
 
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Remember also that the slovenly pig of a man who approvingly re-xeeted this had this to say about internet rapscallions he judged guilty of crimes such as calling him fat, spinning fanciful tales as to his ethnically sourced pepperoni, sending unsolicitied wookie pictures via text, and impersonating his toilet on xitter
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It’s a real shame that Vic and Bob are getting on in years now.

A comedy inspired by Patrick and penned by them would be a treat.
 
I figured that patty would call the feds on this, lmao.

Nah, Patty didn't. His wife, in between vaginal fumigation bouts from melanin-enriched disciples of Galen, called the feds.

Also yeah, you’ve read my mind on the omission thing. Figuring that he did all of that, I feel like would go to jury, who knows 🤷

It's just one of those things that is going to be hilarious when it comes out in an open court room. I really hope they enter recordings of his oinkout into evidence.

His shrill, impotent whinging will definitely make an impression, especially if they're able to somehow use it to show that this is Patty's normal temperament and not, as I imagine his shysters will try to do, a 'man being pushed to his breaking point' (or whatever.)
 
Nah, Patty didn't. His wife, in between vaginal fumigation bouts from melanin-enriched disciples of Galen, called the feds.



It's just one of those things that is going to be hilarious when it comes out in an open court room. I really hope they enter recordings of his oinkout into evidence.

His shrill, impotent whinging will definitely make an impression, especially if they're able to somehow use it to show that this is Patty's normal temperament and not, as I imagine his shysters will try to do, a 'man being pushed to his breaking point' (or whatever.)
I didn’t read the whole thing correctly, my fault on that. Well, I guess that’s how women are during their little meltdowns. Anyways, this would be so fucking funny if it ever happens
 
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Meme Mike has a pretty good bit going, where he imagines what Patrick would be like as a comedian if he was self-aware (and much better looking):

On Patrick's museum visits (twitter, archive):
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On Chubby's Cheesesteaks (twitter, archive):
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On correcTing the recorD (twitter, archive):
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On the Contempt hearing (twitter):
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On the Pat Pack (twitter):
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Happy Birthday, Fats.

(to the tune of 'Barbie Girl')
Hiya, Fatty!
Goodbye, child.
You wanna go for a run?
No, Child.
Enjoy prison

(Chorus)
I'm a Stalker Child, in the Stalker World
Deck chairs were plastic, it's fantastic
You can share my tweets, feed me exotic meats
Litigation, prison's your vacation
Come on fatty, eat beef patties

(Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 1)
I'm a fat tough guy on Twitter writing lies,
Stalk me up, I never lie, I'm your fatty,
You're my fatty, knock and knock, feel the America in Blue,
Tweet me here, stalk me there,
angy-angy


(Refrain)
You can block, you can pay,
If you stay in my feed, ooh woah


(Chorus)

Fuck you Fatrick, you're a fat prick
No, No, No, Child
Come on Fatrick, you're a fat prick
No woah, No oo-ooh
 
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