Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[John Andrews Stan]

She could invite real chefs and actually LISTEN to them instead of thinking she knows best.

I couldn’t bring myself to watch every episode (and as I think is clear, I enjoy laughing at this bint). But the only time she was not 100% obnoxious was when she had Roy Choi on and dropped the whole guru cosplay. It just wouldn’t have flown with him. She did briefly try to pretend she has expert knowledge (with her moronic “hack” to pour seltzer into scrambled eggs “to make them fluffy”). But he even made fun of her for telling him “her” garden’s banana peppers were super hot and she didn’t bristle and buck like she did with Mindy.

It seems like the only type of person M treats with genuine respect is a man who’s proved himself professionally. Which is even funnier when you consider that her husband is a lifelong sponge.

 

[Yakka Hula]

It seems like the only type of person M treats with genuine respect is a man who’s proved himself professionally. Which is even funnier when you consider that her husband is a lifelong sponge.

My guess is she’s looking for her next meal ticket, because the current one has veered into the Loss column. Can’t marry the next one though, or she’ll lose that racist title she’s clinging to. Best bet is getting knocked up so she’s got an 18 year meal ticket, but at her age, doubt she has many eggs left.

Sucks to suck, Megs! Should have set your goals on Musk or Bezos!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My guess is she’s looking for her next meal ticket, because the current one has veered into the Loss column. Can’t marry the next one though, or she’ll lose that racist title she’s clinging to.

M really does seem deranged enough to do something like poison H and think she’ll get away with it. A widow’s access to sympathy seems like something she’d deeply covet.

Harry and Meghan are getting shit now for one of the only decent things they’ve done: cut ties with an organization whose head is an out and proud pro-Hamas shit stain. No doubt they believe in the genocide hoax, but I think they were forced to pull that funding lest they jeopardize Archewell’s nonprofit status. Either way, they should be proud to have CAIR as an enemy now. Silver lining: It’s helping them shed their most toxic, brain dead supporters.

 

[Morbo]

I have a personal wild theory that Meghan encouraged Harry to move to Montecito, promising she would be the star in 1 or 2 silver screen hits and they could live off of the millions from that. Hollywood wants nothing to do with her, however, and that makes her affiliated links on Instagram even funnier.

They conned each other from the beginning.
She thought she was marrying an extremely wealthy prince but Harry isn't truly rich and the real money in the family went to Charles and will eventually go to William.
He thought he was marrying a Hollywood star when she's just a mediocre actress whose claim to fame was playing a recurring minor character on a cable show.
This is a tragedy for those poor kids (nobody deserves a full blown narcissist and a drug-addicted idiot as parents) but great entertainment for us.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not getting my hopes up, but according to CDAN the Harkles’ are about to be sued for defamation. A separate post claimed that Harry went down a K-hole while at a movie exec’s home for a dinner (someone has claimed it was at their friends’ Brian and Tracy Robbins’ house). Supposedly Harry is in a really bad place and Meghan has no sympathy for him.

This one’s for @duckling:

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I’m not getting my hopes up, but according to CDAN the Harkles’ are about to be sued for defamation. A separate post claimed that Harry went down a K-hole while at a movie exec’s home for a dinner (someone has claimed it was at their friends’ Brian and Tracy Robbins’ house). Supposedly Harry is in a really bad place and Meghan has no sympathy for him.

This one’s for @duckling:

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Dumb choices on her part. The sharper and wider jaw on the left would age better than the softer, narrower look on the right, and the bleph to un-hood her eyes actually makes it look like her upper lids are asymmetrically age-falling (and 40 is very young to have that happening).

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

I’m not getting my hopes up, but according to CDAN the Harkles’ are about to be sued for defamation. A separate post claimed that Harry went down a K-hole while at a movie exec’s home for a dinner (someone has claimed it was at their friends’ Brian and Tracy Robbins’ house). Supposedly Harry is in a really bad place and Meghan has no sympathy for him.

This one’s for @duckling:

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I think I like the left side look better. The right side look is much older.

The face on the right, and entire MM demeanor reminds me vividly of a girl I knew long time ago.

Spoiler: Story of the girl I knew

The same vibe of insecure perfectionism, over the top smiles and positivity. She was what I would call: a proud gold-digger. She told me that she needs to get a man with high status, due to her family being relatively poor (?). And she bagged a guy with some status who ended up with the same beaten up look of prince Harry after a while.
Henpecked or pussy-whipped to the sliver of masculinity.
She openly used her sexuality to manipulate men, but she had no ability to experience orgasm, she was always faking it. Before she bagged him, her favorite past-time was cheating on her boyfriend with his friends. It was fascinating to her to break their loyalty. (I think more likely she picked some males that didn't have good friends, easier to manipulate).
We had a massage class together, and she practiced on me. It was a very unpleasant experience, because her touch was devoid of empathy, so stiff and downright painful.

If this similarity is not pure conjecture, I think it's likely that MM will cheat on Harry. Her sexuality is very performative. I mean now it's subdued due to her need to appear more mature and wisely, however, I suspect she is very insecure in her body and I don't think she can dance well.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

If this similarity is not pure conjecture, I think it's likely that MM will cheat on Harry. Her sexuality is very performative. I mean now it's subdued due to her need to appear more mature and wisely, however, I suspect she is very insecure in her body and I don't think she can dance well.

This has likely been mentioned before on here somewhere, but yes. I find her combination of brazen narc behavior and visible insecurity absolutely fascinating. You can really see the latter in her body language sometimes - constantly fidgeting with her slut strands, putting her hands up to her face, etc when she's not standing around awkwardly in a room where no-one wants to talk to her looking as lost as an astronaut unmoored from their safety line.

All I can think when I see it is how exhausting it must be for her to maintain this gossamer-thin facade of her own superiority when she's obviously so painfully aware of her own mediocrity on the edge of her consciousness. It must be like trying to fight a really aggressive grease or electrical fire that seems to just constantly keep re-igniting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can really see the latter in her body language sometimes

Most obvious when she did the walkabout with Catherine and William after QEII’s death. She really suffers so much in comparison to Kate, but especially here:

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I think the problem with a lot of plastic surgery results is that no one really sees themselves as others do. I realized yesterday that everyone I know - human and animal - looks different to my eyes depending on lighting and the surroundings, as well as in person and in photos - under the same lighting even. If that's true of how I see other people, then it would also be true of how I see myself in different situations, and that would likely be true for everyone's opinion of themselves.

Everyone has their own insecurities, yet the average person would be shocked to find out that their loved ones have never even noticed those features, or if they had they don't think of them as bad. I'm not talking about people with no chin or huge overbite, or teeth like Tony Reed, just average people - like Megan.

The left Megan is perfectly cute in her own, slightly above average, way. The right Megan is very sharp, doesn't look as approachable or friendly, still (in my opinion) kind of cute, but in a harsher way.

If someone wants to have cosmetic plastic surgery, what do I care? It's not my life. But if it's extreme enough that I can tell, it's almost never an improvement. Looking at you Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox. I don't know what they had, but they just look weird.

 

[duckling]

April is the month of giving and serving. Tom Bower, author of Revenge, is allegedly authoring a new book on Harry and Meghan. The subtitle of the article says new book, but his direct quotes just mention he has a lot of material. He confirms what we have alleged here in this thread: they are miserable, clinging to the dregs of royalty, and seeking a reconciliation that William and Catherine are not interested in exploring due to a deep sense of betrayal. https://archive.ph/OcscN

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Most obvious when she did the walkabout with Catherine and William after QEII’s death. She really suffers so much in comparison to Kate, but especially here:

It's not in this clip, but another one where Catherine gives Meghan the look of "Say it to my face now, bitch" and you see Meghan squirm like the coward she is.
It's a beautiful thing to witness.