State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte

[Chug Smuckle]

Your Honor, I've always been called smart by everyone

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"You don't understand, I outsmarted the Government! Instead of going to prison for 10 years for not taking my daughter to the ER when she nearly OD'ed on my coke stash, I only get 5 years probation! I win KiwiFags"

 

[Owlbear]

Cognative skills programs for individuals involved in the justice system emphasize personal accountability, help participants understand the thoughts and choices that led to their crimes, and teach alternative behaviors and thought processes

This isn't about his severely diminished cognitive capacity. This is a group cognitive behavioral therapy session. It is the state's attempt to therapize criminals into good people by teaching them to recognize and avoid wrongthink.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Okay, but what happens when he fails a probation mandated drug test after 1 August 2025?

I think the 30 days are stayed if he manages it until then.
But if he slips up he will end up in front of a judge, has to explain himself, and can be sent to jail for a little taste then.

if he fails probation he will definitely get his 28 days. but, typically, it can also void a plea deal and he could be recharged under more severe charges, the dismissed charges could be reinstated. remember, he had like 26 grams but his plea is only for 10 or more, not the 25 or more they were originally charging him with. if he fucks up probation, he fucks up pretty bigly. wonder if kayla and april could be recharged too if those dismissals were part of the plea deal as well

 

[DickMain]

It's going to be 5 years of him seething and should net some quality lols.

Five years? Try five weeks. He absolutely will not succeed.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

five weeks

Even thats kinda optimistic

 

[unfer]

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NOTHING IS BALLDOVER!

YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE IT OFF!

 

[REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD]

I like how this is basically the court legally mandating he get his shit together. I mean yeah that’s sort of how it always is but, 5yrs of probation and pure sobriety should literally change a man for the rest of his life.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I’m going to defend RekietaLaw, he’s given countless people a layman’s perspective on the immense value of forced rehabilitation when dealing with spiteful, disingenuous monsters. He’s truly making the intricacies of the judiciary accessible to the masses, on the side of the state.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

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5 years of no fun allowed ):

So they get to search anything and everything? I wonder what this does to Nick's hacking case. Access to messages on social media to the people he shared Aaron's account information with. Access to Nick's computer to show log files of his access.

Nick also has to sign waivers to allow law enforcement has his probation officer to search at will.

I wonder if law enforcement was waiting for this judgement to get easier access to more incriminating information of Nick's hacking.

 

[Spunt]

"Cognitive skill training" hahahaha good luck with teaching this man not to be a complete retard, god he must be the Emperor of Planet Seethe right now

 

[TheTourist]

I like how this is basically the court legally mandating he get his shit together. I mean yeah that’s sort of how it always is but, 5yrs of probation and pure sobriety should literally change a man for the rest of his life.

unless he learned to live without (he absolutely will not, he will be sober and furious about it) he'll ne nose deep in the shit the second probation lifts.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The funny thing is that booze is just liquid bread, straight carbs, and it was probably the drugs keeping him thin. That or the hivvy.

Yeah, it has a lot of calories but I don’t think he would be alive if he tried the whiskey bulk.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I wanna see that bodycam footage but I swear to God if it ends up being an EWS EWU (Explore With Us) release where I gotta deal with a fucking wolf head watermark floating around like a drunken Pac-Man I'm gonna blow my god-damn brains out.

ETA: Put wrong acronym initially, but you knew which one I was talking about.

 

[Spunt]

I wanna see that bodycam footage but I swear to God if it ends up being an EWS release where I gotta deal with a fucking wolf head watermark floating around like a drunken Pac-Man I'm gonna blow my god-damn brains out.

But if it didn't have the floating wolf head you wouldn't know how SHOCKING and DEPRAVED the crime was.

 

[REMEMBER YOUR PASSWORD]

unless he learned to live without (he absolutely will not, he will be sober and furious about it) he'll ne nose deep in the shit the second probation lifts.

So Bossman will never be LOTY

It’s always gonna be rigged against him if Rekeita is in the running.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

But if it didn't have the floating wolf head you wouldn't know how SHOCKING and DEPRAVED the crime was.

I can hear Russell Archey’s dulcet tones now. “Little did they know, things were about to get more horrifying than anyone could have ever imagined.” Followed by a hard cut to a Balldo.

 

[Homer Simpson]

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Enjoy prison, stalker child

He sure showed us.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

This retard needs to settle Monty's lawsuit right fucking now.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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Fitting as this upstanding Americans previous prison buddy was also an Alcoholic Lawyer.