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This nigga myke is talking about "patience" when The Elder Scrolls VI is gonna release before Heartbound.
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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Absolutely hilarious. You should find a message where Myke said something along the lines of "I really hate it when people say Thor is a narcissistic niggerfaggot," and then just quote him saying "Thor is a narcissistic niggerfaggot". When he gets upset just drop that screenshot of him saying "he literally did say that and I quoted him saying it". I'm sure he still wouldn't understand, though.
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can you explain it to me in MS paint?
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Ofcourse, it will be uploaded to my youtube channel called "Buy Hardware" where we DON'T EVER encourage people to make games, have a independent IRC away from discord, never streamed on twitch and our audience is primarily adults. Also our mods do it for free. And we don't cheat on our wivees. And own one singular dog or cat.
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methinks delaying the update has brought up great misfortune to the game's review score
its up and down and up again. this time, its back down again bois
and in true shoddy fashion maldy forgot to change the mouse over preview his april fools lie to that following week he skipped anyway
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Made you an AI-Generated Mald version, just in case you want to up your game. (F5-TTS)
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With Microsoft’s push into generative AI, there is a genuine chance, like it or not, TESVI has something akin to “generated quests” where the shitty filler quests are all AI generated, with AI characters you can talk/type to, etc. Will any of this be GOOD? Fuck no. Yet they do not have to be good to be better than Mald’s output.
In such an era of generative content, the idea of “every choice mattering” is far less unique.
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Roachbound
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definitely real accounts with only 1 game review(mald's game) in their profile giving that big thumbs up to heartbound all on the same day!
Mald is getting desperate if he's brigading his own game's reviews lol
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>Stinks65
>ThermalPastry
>CrunchyMccruncher
These sound like the names of internet trolls they'd come up with for a Disney Channel show
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TrainWreckWatcher
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What the fuck do you guys use to make this stuff? Its TERRIFYING how close it sounds.
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA
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Either that or one of his sycophants on his discord is protecting mald's feefees from getting hurt.
Of all people to develop a parasocial relationship to, it's sad they choose the slightly overweight fake dev with a voice changer. But that explain why every single one of them turns out to be special individuals.
As for his "coding" being way less prominent on twitch I guess it's to hide the fact most of it isn't coding but just writing lines of dialogue.
Pretty ironic that as soon as the dev LARP becomes too obvious he stops streaming it despite having based his whole online identity behind it.
I swear with his narc ego, Mald is slowly getting into DSP territory except all his money will be going to buy ferrets instead of sweaty man jpegs
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check the dates when the accounts are made and if they have prior comment history (if the comments are public)
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Given how much Maldavius likes to present himself as someone who over-engineers systems and has his quadruple-encrypted backups split into four different universes, he really cut some corners when he decided to boost his game with fake reviews from accounts that just have 1 review each.
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I smell gayops more than maldops, potentially well intentionned gayops from his rabid fans, but gayops nonetheless.
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I believe that, given the time, Maldavius Figtree will eventually finish and release Barkley 2.
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Massive announcements ahead...allegedly. Hearbound related? Or just another sponsor. Place your bets.
Idk if the announcement happened already but hour 5 and he's still streaming the RNG puzzle-esque thing.
Also the hearbound chat room drama has stirred up a mod into making a fuck off wall of text being a passive aggressive little bitch:
Ok, so...
It's clear people are struggling to keep this conversation civil, so let me make some points.
- You are allowed to criticise Heartbound and the rate of its development
- You may argue points for or against how Thor has been developing the game and his choice to focus on growing the stream and his corporation instead of working on the game prior to this year
However...
- We will not tolerate people insulting, belittling or otherwise being disrespectful to each other
- Unnecessarily hateful comments about Thor or anyone else will result in you being banned
- We will not tolerate trying to provoke or bait others
(This all falls under our "being a jerkface" rule - <#513260628467646464>)
Also, Thor does not need you to go for bat for him and has said before that he does not ask for that. There's no hill here that's worth dying on and no "right/wrong side" to the discussion.
Thor's official response to criticism about Heartbound: https://youtu.be/Z1dh49O6LNM?t=573
Any cases of people failing to be civil after this message will be handled with prejudice. If you have an issue with how someone is behaving, please reach out via a <#1178193550060572672>.
It's clear people are struggling to keep this conversation civil, so let me make some points.
- You are allowed to criticise Heartbound and the rate of its development
- You may argue points for or against how Thor has been developing the game and his choice to focus on growing the stream and his corporation instead of working on the game prior to this year
However...
- We will not tolerate people insulting, belittling or otherwise being disrespectful to each other
- Unnecessarily hateful comments about Thor or anyone else will result in you being banned
- We will not tolerate trying to provoke or bait others
(This all falls under our "being a jerkface" rule - <#513260628467646464>)
Also, Thor does not need you to go for bat for him and has said before that he does not ask for that. There's no hill here that's worth dying on and no "right/wrong side" to the discussion.
Thor's official response to criticism about Heartbound: https://youtu.be/Z1dh49O6LNM?t=573
Any cases of people failing to be civil after this message will be handled with prejudice. If you have an issue with how someone is behaving, please reach out via a <#1178193550060572672>.
"Any cases of people failing to be civil after this message will be handled with prejudice. If you have an issue with how someone is behaving, please reach out via a mod ticket"
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