Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[EmpGulcasa]

Alyssa seems to confirm that she lost her Kotaku job and is having trouble finding another because she can't fucking log off.
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I saw this on bluesky first, a logical place to post such an embarrassing thing because you need to have an account to read it, but then I saw she ALSO posted it to her public twitter.
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This absolute idiot. The culture war grifters didn't get you fired, Alyssa. Your insistence on continuing to provoke them, DM them, taunt them, and give them ammo against you did. You can't log off because any attention is good attention to your BPD addled prefrontal cortex.

That's why you're posting this embarrasing admission to Twitter where JT and 8Bit Eric and all those small time bandwagon stooges like Toasty can see it and make a whole monetized youtube video or 3 hour Kick stream about it. This is YOUR GRIFT for attention. It's a whole grifting ecosystem. You get attention and they get ko-fi peanuts.

It's the same mentality as deathfats who complain that they can't lose weight and nothing works when they refuse to eat anything but fast food and sweets, they KNOW on some level like any human does that to lose weight you have to eat lean proteins and vegetables but they won't do it because it just doesn't feel as good as slurping up goyslop.

Alyssa will never stop creating the conditions for ongoing online shit flinging with her govenment name and half-naked selfies all over it because the peace of mind that comes with chilling out will not feel anywhere near as good as having people talk about her constantly.

You know if this happened to someone an inch right of her she'd be celebrating.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Alyssa filed her amended complaint against Smash's motion to dismiss. Smash's motion to dismiss isn't available on Court Listener.

Maybe Alyssa shouldn't...

...Brag about her pride as a sex worker.


...File lolsuits against Smash JT, Kiwi Farms, and anyone who criticizes her.


...Admitting she's sucking dick!


...Shitting on the death of Akira Toriyama.


...Challenging people criticizing her to a fight during the Summer Game Fest 2024 with the Giant Bomb cuckolds at the big comfy cuck couch. ("And if you have a problem with that, come fight me. Physically. Bitch!")


...And being a misandrist self-hating white-hating racist! Except for her boyfriend and her simps, they're good white male allies.

 

[harbringer883]

So whats alyssa going to do now, OF or McDonalds?

 

[Anti-Intellectual (AI)]

Alyssa looks female only in the most economically functional sense. She has secondary sexual characteristics that aren't appealing let alone attractive, there are a legion of beautiful women online just waiting to part money from simps, and they choose her instead. It boggles the mind.

 

[p1138]

So whats alyssa going to do now, OF or McDonalds?

Well, she can keep being an insufferable cunt and get fired from mcdonalds. Seriously, she lasted 2 days at some restaurant? No one knew which restaurant it was, could have kept her mouth shut on social media but nope... couldn't do that.

Technically I don't think she can get fired from OF for being an asshole? Of course the problem is, could she actually make more than mcdonald's while working there... she's got simps but I doubt they've got much money to be spending. An audience that doesn't exist, like the "modern audience" for games/tv/movies if you will.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

 

[harbringer883]

It will be a total chud victory when she gets doxxed and run off the internet once and for all.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Alyssa filed her amended complaint against Smash's motion to dismiss. Smash's motion to dismiss isn't available on Court Listener.

LOL

Her lawyers ignored the Bundling order that is in place for this court by the judge.
Per that order all documents for this entire process of motion to dismiss, amended complaint, amended motion to dismiss, needs to be mailed between parties following the scheduling order and at the END all of it gets filed at once.

Alyssa's team of lawyers fucking this up is really dumb.

It will be a total chud victory when she gets doxxed and run off the internet once and for all.

She has been phonebooked already on her current/old address in Brooklyn. They are moving now, so it might no longer be current or won't be in the near future.


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That second document with the non-sequitur harassing statements from random people on the internet is intended to tie into this claim.
They are trying to make him out as the evil harassment overlord of GamerGate2.0 who intentionally lead other people to harass Alyssa, thereby being responsible for their behavior.


These arguments must be the peak of retardation. And this is the AMENDED claim.



"Your honor, the state of NY has jurisdiction over Jeff Tarzia because these other people live and work here."


The reason Alyssa is being "targeted" is because she "debunked the lies".

Alyssa is claiming that Jeff built his fame on harassing, and presents this tweet with astonishing metrics.
4265 Views, 156 Likes, 3 Retweets, 5 Comments.
He really got attention with that one.


Alyssa claims that Jeff admitted that all his growth was thanks to her.
Can you find that admission in the screenshot? Because I can't.


As far as I see the term GG2.0 is being used by people who want to conflate GG1.0 with the current topic, in an attempt to drama farm.
Alyssa is really trying to Bullshit the judge with these type of claims that are not supported by any evidence.


Little break to check this claim about Jeff picking up the label GG2.0 and where it might have come from.
From Alyssa's Article dated March 6th 2024 (Archive)


Now lets see, Jeff you evil bastard, when did you use the bad word?
Google search of his website, site:SmashJT.com GamerGate for the timeframe of Feb 1st 2024 to May 1st 2024 shows 3 results.
None of them earlier than Alyssa herself comparing the situation to GamerGate.
So Alyssa herself brought the term up, used it in mutiple articles, now blames Jeff for it. lol


This entire thing is completely insane.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Look lady I don't know what a Kotaku is but can you just put the fries in the fuckin bag
Mod Note: In case it isn't obvious from the nametag, this is AI.

It begins. Now imagine if Alyssa Mercante facing Bubble Bass, and she reacts to him ordering the Double Triple Bossy Deluxe.

 

[mentally retarded user]

 

[Judge Holden]

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Look lady I don't know what a Kotaku is but can you just put the fries in the fuckin bag
Mod Note: In case it isn't obvious from the nametag, this is AI.

Ya know the sad thing is she unironically looks happier and healthier in this job. There is none of the desperate "LOOK HOW H*CKING HAPPY AND GOOFY AND BADASS AND SEXY AND SILLY AND STUFF I AM GUIZ!!!" mania. She looks like a former fent addict who managed to get clean and stands a decent chance of staying clean so long as she keeps serving up McGoySlop with efficiency and a smile.

On that note ILL HAVE TWO NUMBUH NAHNS...A NUMBUH NAHN LARGE...A NUMBUH SIX WITH EXTRA DIP...A NUMBUH SEVEN....TWO NUMBUH FOR'DEE FAHVS....ONE WITH CHEESE....AND A LARGE SODA

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am surprised Alyssa did not quote this thread as evidence for her lawsuit.
She seems to blame every single negative thing said about her on SmashJT.

She is doing her very best to pretend that the only reason people dislike her and for her firing from Kotaku is because "the chuds" started harassing and complaining about her under the direct leadership of Jeff Tarzia.

Sorry Alyssa, I do not even watch his videos. Or read his website. His presentation style is obnoxious and annoying and I would not piss on him if he was on fire, he is that level of annoying. But I share his opinions about you, which I formed independently from him by reading your articles, your tweets and watching your behavior.
You are a Grade A pick-me cunt who likes to be the center of attention, liberally lies about people, and you support Islamic Terrorism. You are the aggressor, you started it. Reap what you sow.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

There's quite literally nothing I personally think she could be trusted to do. I can't even see her putting fries in a bag without incompetency or malice. Let alone dealing with people as a front facing employee, having to deal with "lesser" people. edit: it would''ve been better for everyone if she just stuck to sucking dick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

There's quite literally nothing I personally think she could be trusted to do. I can't even see her putting fries in a bag without incompetency or malice. Let alone dealing with people as a front facing employee, having to deal with "lesser" people.

She would show up wearing a "From the River to the Sea" tank top and start debating genocide with customers.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

She would show up wearing a "From the River to the Sea" tank top and start debating genocide with customers.

Remember when she would wear Smash JT shirts that said, "Alyssa Mercante just contacted my wife!" made by her blacked simps Kahlief Adams and thetallblacknerd (TTBN_Gaming)?

 

[Cactuar King]

This absolute idiot. The culture war grifters didn't get you fired, Alyssa. Your insistence on continuing to provoke them, DM them, taunt them, and give them ammo against you did. You can't log off because any attention is good attention to your BPD addled prefrontal cortex.

Ah, the Patrick Tomlinson Method.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Remember when she would wear Smash JT shirts that said, "Alyssa Mercante just contacted my wife!" made by her blacked simps Kahlief Adams and thetallblacknerd (TTBN_Gaming)?

Nope, she has done too many stupid things and the T-Shirt pictures are often edited, so it is hard to say which are real and which aren't.

 

[SITHRAK!]

She has secondary sexual characteristics that aren't appealing let alone attractive

I like timbits and I cannot lie

 

[Popper Whiting]

I think this aspect really stands out as why she's unemployable as a gaming urinalist because she's rabidly anti consumerist and is a cry bully drawing your company into e-slap fights with randos nearly everyday. There are plenty of game urnalists who shill the same projects she does without the drama,posting their asshole or threatening anyone. It's not that just she's a liability she lack any self awareness or accountability : she doesn't regret a thing:in her mind The chuds should have simply bought star wars outlaws saying sorry mommy and Smash's wife should have divorced him the instant she read her DM followed by him deleting his channel for ever uttering a word she disagreed with. Game journalism to her should be uniform shaking their fists at the sky because a percentage of consumers wont open their wallets. Nothing is my fault it's these damn chuds and the media not paying me for being a crazy asshole.

It really is an achievement to fail so hard at being a game journalist that she ends up unemployable as one. Being such an unlikeable failure and freak that an industry full of unlikeable failures and freaks wants absolutely nothing to do with her after they punted her out the door. This is an impressive next level of failure.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It really is an achievement to fail so hard at being a game journalist that she ends up unemployable as one. Being such an unlikeable failure and freak that an industry full of unlikeable failures and freaks wants absolutely nothing to do with her after they punted her out the door. This is an impressive next level of failure.

See, she does not understand that she is unemployable because of her character and public behavior.
She thinks it must be because someone went after her and destroyed her reputation, because everything was going so well for her previously.

Alyssa got what she deserves. Which is a job bussing tables for people in crumbled T-Shirts.


[EDIT] Also one other thing, Jeff Tarzia not shutting the fuck up about Alyssa has given them dozens or more tweets, articles and videos with which to build their case. I could see a judge not understanding this bullshit and just based on that allowing the lawsuit to proceed, because "there is so much here, we better have proper hearings to understand it all".

Once again, not shutting up and discussing the lawsuit is coming back to bite someone in the ass.