I usually don't poke fun at the homeless but I stumbled upon someone about a month ago now. Unfortunately they seem to have wiped most of their posts on Bluesky so what I can show is only a glimpse into the delusions of this individual.
Meet Juno Schultz aka Juno Stump, a small 10,000 follower Bluesky poster.[
Bluesky account]
Juno has been living in a car/hopping from cheap hotel to cheap hotel since June 2024.
Juno's posts mainly consist of begging for donations, usually setting some ridiculously high target (It was something like $3200 one week) to stay in a hotel and then somehow miraculously hitting that target, They then spend any leftover money to nonchalantly buy
weed and catfood (yes, sadly there's a cat who has to suffer alongside them).
Then within 3-5 days is back to ask for another $1000+ target, this is despite being married and the wife having a job.
The part I find captivating is trying to work out how long Juno can sustain imploring random people on Bluesky to give $4k+ a month.
Another regular post format Juno seems to do is something along the lines of "It would be so great if every follower I had gave me $1"
Juno is now resorting to trying to flog PDF's of their poetry for the bargain price of $1
Finally, since I'll spare you all from posting any pictures that Juno posts (semi nudes which usually accompany asking for money), I'll reveal that Juno has written a book that no publisher is interested in picking up.
It's a memoir called "Dad yelled, Mom drank and I Ran Away, a memoir about a girl"
This is Juno's magnum opus that has sat completed and untouched for 6 months.
