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I've been thinking about how supposedly polyamory "saved" their marriage (per Becky). I'm not saying that Becky isn't a or even THE main contributor to the fucked dynamics there, but she's supposedly had a guy since day one who wants her to go debase herself with randoms.

Like, BPDemons for all their blusterings are terrified of abandonment and will go to extreme lengths to not be abandoned. Becky is certainly a whore and the idea of sleeping around appealed to her, but she has also had a dude since she was 19 saying "yeah sure, go get railed by that guy on FetLife. It gets my peepee hard." I mean could you find a guy who values his wife's body less? He treats Becky like she's worthless. The cuck fetish thing shows disrespect to himself, sure, but honestly also Becky.

It's like how @Diana Moon Glampers talks about how Becky is BEGGING for someone to care about her enough to set some limits and boundaries. But no one even tries.
Jackson is many things but "a person with a spine" isn't one of them.

I'm not a loremaster by any stretch - but unless it was clearly stated otherwise my intuition says this is the timeline and story based on my unfortunate proximity to BDSM communities.

Going back - Becky has always been becky. Jewish LARPing, attention/drama seeking, and a submissive/little "roleplayer". Even her literotica stories and pictures reflect this to an extent. Jackson on his Fetlife advertises as a Dom/Daddy and likely has always been this way as well. Right from the word "go" Jackson was likely lovebombed by Becky as she knew exactly what to do to wrap him up and initially he was what she wanted - a rich, smart, daddy dom. They probably had tons of gross theatre kid sex that made Jackson forget about all of the warnings he had heard in general "don't stick your dick in crazy" and more likely specifically "Stay the fuck away from Rebecca".

However - Becky has a multitude of issues, but one of which is a very poor sense of separating fantasy from reality. Another is a very poor sense of what "roleplaying" is supposed to be and what the boundaries are for most normal people. Initially, in like 2004, Jackson was probably enough for Becky - but the reality starts to set in that while Jackson likes to roleplay as a tough and demanding Daddy Dom - he's literally a spineless insect outside of the bedroom (and likely in it). If you're in a BDSM couple it presents a real problem - how are you supposed to "submit" to someone you know is afraid to send back an incorrect order at a restaurant? Or someone that you know is actually afraid of you? The "I'm rich" fantasy falls apart whenever you hit the "I can't do X because my parents said no" as well. So Becky probably drifted apart from him sexually until she landed on Poly "saving" the marriage. She could get her needs met by someone (in theory) and Jackson could get his as well.

Jackson probably doesn't like it but has probably been taught what happens when he does something Rebecca doesn't like (bad things happen) so it's easier for him to just compartmentalize and treat her like a problem he only has to deal with a few days a week while getting credit for being "supportive" and "understanding".

This is why she gravitates towards "bad boys" like PunningPundit - because she's able to fill in the information with whatever she wants. He isn't "cheating on his wife", he's "so entranced with Rebecca that no rules can possibly stop him" and actually bailed on her when she got out of sorts. I'm sure there have been scores of people like PunningPundit through her life but she likely won't ever encounter anything she's actually sexually compatible with that will also actually like her at all so she has to cycle through them like this. The kind of person she actually wants to be with wouldn't actually give her the time of day so she's just been meeting randos and pretending.

Same trajectory with Daniel as well - he went from "RIOT Rockstar" who was an important person at a famous company, who likely was fucking several company girls - to "broken man" getting dragged on Twitter, BSky, KF, disgracefully fired and now some no name working for some shit game.

Her dying her hair red instead of extremely high-upkeep blue is the first actual sign that Mami and Papi might truly be done with her shit. At least enough to not pay for weekly hair appointments anymore.
SAD likes redheads so this is probably another "fuck you Daniel, I'm SAD's girl now" moves. It's also her giving SAD what he wants so he's less inclined to leave.
 
In my experience, polycules are the zero sum game model of human relationships. Everything is wholly transactional. Everything is marked on a ledger. Everything is quid pro quo.
Sounds perfect for a BPD case.
It's all about getting needs met, right? When you consider a BPD person you know that this behavior is how they learned to meet their "needs." It worked. The only way Hah-nuh won't become BPD is if Becky doesn't allow those tactics to work when Hah-nuh inevitably mimics how she sees Mommy getting her needs met. And that won't happen because Becky herself isn't mentally centered enough to actually parent.BPD teen VS menopausal BPD Mom is often quite the fireworks show.
I wonder if that’s why Daniel bailed. He saw a Becky Jr for the rest of his life if he didn’t do something.
All Republicans are just like the Florida State University shooter.
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Oh well, looks like Mami and Papi are never seeing their granddaughter ever again.
 
Her dying her hair red instead of extremely high-upkeep blue is the first actual sign that Mami and Papi might truly be done with her shit. At least enough to not pay for weekly hair appointments anymore.
Oh goody - Becky has hit that part of her mid-life crisis where she starts changing her looks so she can look younger and hotter than Daniel's new flame.

Go on Becky - get that lipo, breast implants, and lip fillers from some old lady in a run-down office building who will use a spatula and cooking oil. That will get Daniel running away screaming right back to you!
 
“Now that I have become a parent myself.” Bitch, your kid is over a year old. Are you fucking kidding me. Poor Minecraft baby. View attachment 7247471View attachment 7247472
I vaguely remembered watching it but the summary sounds about right. Single mom reduced to only four coparents having lost sexual and financial access to the breadwinner battles a sinister presence (it’s her she’s the presence lol), they’re basically the same!
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I vaguely remembered watching it but the summary sounds about right. Single mom reduced to only four coparents having lost sexual and financial access to the breadwinner battles a sinister presence (it’s her she’s the presence lol), they’re basically the same!
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She probably misread the title as The Badonkadonk and thought to herself, "Hey, I have one of those"

As for genuine suggestions - The Old Man and the Sea. She claims to be an old man and should avail herself of the sea.
 
but the reality starts to set in that while Jackson likes to roleplay as a tough and demanding Daddy Dom - he's literally a spineless insect outside of the bedroom (and likely in it). If you're in a BDSM couple it presents a real problem - how are you supposed to "submit" to someone you know is afraid to send back an incorrect order at a restaurant? Or someone that you know is actually afraid of you?
This makes so much sense and I hadn't thought about that part. Christ, can you imagine Jackson the Human-Sized Thumb Gerber trying to dirty talk as a Dom?
it’s her she’s the presence lol
The Beccadook
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I swear all I told ChatGPT was "female babadook with blue hair" - that is damn uncanny.
 
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“Now that I have become a parent myself.” Bitch, your kid is over a year old. Are you fucking kidding me. Poor Minecraft baby. View attachment 7247471View attachment 7247472
I'd say she should watch Eraserhead because the main character having a deformed ass baby* would resonate with her, but I do not want her to get any inspirations from the ending.

* I think the weird baby thing was cute in a way and deserved better, just like Hah-nuh.

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She recently asked for only suggestions for black dresses, now is dyeing her hair red. Sam's last girlfriend was a dyed redhead with a goth look and that's what he asked her for. She's frantically avoiding abandonment with one man while going wild from jealousy over the one who is currently abandoning her. Peak entertainment from this type of person.

Also, still begging while having her hair professionally colored frequently, including changed colors that require a lot of processing (and expense). I can't imagine having her level of expenditure on her hair and she keeps getting it done even when she's broke.

In an earlier skeet she said Daniel was paying the mortgage still. I wonder how long he'll keep that up. She sounded at the time like she was assuming it would continue forever. There is no way in hell Daniel's child support obligation would be more than about half of that mortgage payment ... but I can see why he'd be more comfortable with that: at least he knows the money he sent isn't going directly to Becky's drug habit and pre-orgy beautification rituals and whatever else. It goes to the mortgage company and his name's still on the house, so one day he'll get some money out. It's like the world's shittiest investment, but at least it's better (in his view) than giving this bitch money to burn on idiocy and self-harm.



What's really happening right now with Becky signing back up for Fetlife, is that she would rather find another man with a job to whore herself out to (and possibly even come live at the house and pay rent and babysit!), than to go and get a goddamn job. She wants to go out to these orgies and fetish parties to find a new wallet to open.

Speaking of which...she lives in a pretty expensive subdivision, with an HOA.

HOAs don't usually take kindly to people running their suburban McMansions as boarding houses for wayward adults. Any HOA I've ever been in has very strict rules around anyone who is staying for longer than a brief visit and isn't either on the mortgage or in the owner's immediate legal family. Usually you have to have a lease with fairly specific terms, and there's absolutely no way that multiple people paying under-the-table rent to undeclared landlords is kosher under any HOA rules. There's no way the troon or Sam have signed a lease. And Becky's probably looking for more perverts and fools to move in.

Obviously don't do anything if your connection with Becky is just "I read Kiwifarms," but it'd sure be funny if one of the family members or maybe Daniel's new girlfriend (who might want him to stop being a pussy and force this sale) would go and rat these idiots out to their HOA. This kind of trashy behavior and importing random pedos into her house for whatever length of time it takes her to get sick of them and throw them out is exactly what HOAs are in place to prevent.
 
Obviously don't do anything if your connection with Becky is just "I read Kiwifarms," but it'd sure be funny if one of the family members or maybe Daniel's new girlfriend (who might want him to stop being a pussy and force this sale) would go and rat these idiots out to their HOA. This kind of trashy behavior and importing random pedos into her house for whatever length of time it takes her to get sick of them and throw them out is exactly what HOAs are in place to prevent.


It's members only, so I can't get access to any of the C&Rs attached the property. I wouldn't ever contact them bc that's gay ops, but I'm sure their neighbors have to notice all the cars and comings and goings.
 
Just in case Daniel's gf reads this, there's a house for sale a couple blocks from Cuck Mansion right now. Anyone could easily find the C&Rs just by telling a real estate agent that they're checking C&Rs before even touring houses, because they want to know about the HOA rules before falling in love with any house. That's not too odd a request, and you'll probably have them within a day or two.
 
This looks like the margins of my highschool work book, gross and embarrassing.
It reminds me of those airbrush tshirts that all the Cholas and Cholos used to wear in the 90s. Especially when taking friend group photos at the mall.

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Becky is LARPING poor with SAD
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