Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Critical Raxx Theory]

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from n-word boi’s latest vid, why does he have a picture of a little girl posted in his room?

edited to include shitty AI upscale cause it’s so blurry

I saw and asked about this about a month or so ago, turns out it's not a kid

*I think that's the same one, because I was also like bruh wtf

 

[Biggest Bubba]

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from n-word boi’s latest vid, why does he have a picture of a little girl posted in his room?

edited to include shitty AI upscale cause it’s so blurry

Chrischan's wall of originals but it's pictures of children instead of Pokémon cards.

 

[RaxxScholar]

In the chainmail/luchador mask dress up video raxx is holding and talking into a mic the whole time and it's not even plugged in lmao

 

[Fart Finger Joseph]

Chrischan's wall of originals but it's pictures of children instead of Pokémon cards.

Chris Chan was at least original, the only original thing Cyrax makes are his shitty misspelled AI prompts like:

"make a yotuber whos cool and everyon liks plays vedeo games racig and cool likable persenalety"
"Giv me a yotuube vdieo scrtpt shwong how the trols fuck wit me amking fun fo me an teh rtrolls name is wilian gloryhole"
"Mkaea yotube descrptien of youtber whos col an mesteries an plays thresh medal musec"

 

[Schauma mal]

This is hilariously bad even by Raxx standards.

 

[Mr. self-destruct]

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Cyraxx after meeting big Bubba and bigcountry.

Even tho Cyraxx really wishes he looked like that irl.

 

[BraxLogatoBizon]

Chris Chan was at least original, the only original thing Cyrax makes are his shitty misspelled AI prompts like:

"make a yotuber whos cool and everyon liks plays vedeo games racig and cool likable persenalety"
"Giv me a yotuube vdieo scrtpt shwong how the trols fuck wit me amking fun fo me an teh rtrolls name is wilian gloryhole"
"Mkaea yotube descrptien of youtber whos col an mesteries an plays thresh medal musec"

Literally everything chrischan ever did was a mishmash of shit he seen in cartoons and videogames or what people told him, he never had an original thought same as Cyraxx.


Chrischan managed to modify the shit he seen and change up some lyrics and draw his own comics of renamed and recolored sonics which is objectively more than Cyraxx is capable of (tracing art or putting a filter on pics) but still nothing original.

 

[Epikusername4]

Chris Chan was at least original, the only original thing Cyrax makes are his shitty misspelled AI prompts like:

"make a yotuber whos cool and everyon liks plays vedeo games racig and cool likable persenalety"
"Giv me a yotuube vdieo scrtpt shwong how the trols fuck wit me amking fun fo me an teh rtrolls name is wilian gloryhole"
"Mkaea yotube descrptien of youtber whos col an mesteries an plays thresh medal musec"

"wy aree my feeet faling ouff"
"ar teeth enportent"
"iz it nurmal to jurk off 20 tims a deay"
"how 2 fedraly legalllly kill fuckin trules who HAVE!!! been!!1! harasing me FOR 8!11!!! yars!!!!11111!!!!11"
"am i a pedopile if i was nevar leglly caugh by the arkon pd???/?"

 

[cockatiel]

This is hilariously bad even by Raxx standards.

The idea of this "recovery" rebrand is hilarious to me, probably the funniest one since Sonic Stardust imo. Too bad it will only last 2 days because I really want to see some WWE-style goblin babbling about his recovery from... something

 

[souschef]

You know what else is hilarious? Him recording through his phone and using the (unplugged) microphone anyway

 

[Earl of Slander]

You know what else is hilarious? Him recording through his phone and using the (unplugged) microphone anyway

Sometimes he gives up and throws it on the bed or floor, other times he just rolls with it as a prop. I'm curious if he's aware the viewers know when it isn't working/plugged in. Anyhow, I'm kind of surprised he hasn't gone with a third option and shoved it up his ass. I mean, that we know of at least.

 

[RaxxScholar]

Ok so I'm assuming he's trying to do vocal covers in "alvin and the chipmunks" style (which he's done before). It looks like he is just turning the speakers up on his computer to play the chipmunk sound for the phone he's recording on, and we're left with this..

 

[souschef]

Will he cover the Sound of Silence again? When he went bewanse a wenn wonly wuh eeeeh it really touched my soul like he touched billy

 

[Furry killer]

Ok so I'm assuming he's trying to do vocal covers in "alvin and the chipmunks" style (which he's done before). It looks like he is just turning the speakers up on his computer to play the chipmunk sound for the phone he's recording on, and we're left with this..

He has his external audiocard where he can use the chipmunk voice, he has that hooked up to the Chromebook, but it keeps switching between the Chromebook's mic(or maybe his phone's mic) and his external mic. And I am pretty sure Chance thinks we are hearing his chipmunk voice and not his real voice, that is what he hears in his headphones at least.

 

[YakubsOffspring]

You know what else is hilarious? Him recording through his phone and using the (unplugged) microphone anyway

Also the fact that he genuinely believes that this is as grand as Freddie Mercury performing at Live Aid. He truly believes in his heart of hearts that this is a moving and important performance. That's the funniest part to me.

 

[Mr. self-destruct]

Will he cover the Sound of Silence again? When he went bewanse a wenn wonly wuh eeeeh it really touched my soul like he touched billy

Those death metal screechings always gets me

 

[pubgap9ng]

This is hilariously bad even by Raxx standards.

Spongebob: Bravo Bravo, that was great Cyraxx. all those slurred words ALMOST made it sound like you knew the lyrics.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Fuck me dude, no wonder he relies so hard on auto tune (not that it even helps him)
I'm pretty certain a deaf person would be a better vocalist than Chance lol.

Also, fuck me hearing him cover 115 again is so god damn funny. 115 usually gets a lot of shitty covers, Raxx's cover is certainly my favourite, the second best has to be the one by two vtubers, one who is a serial whore, the other is a serial heroin addict tranny... So, they'd probably be the kind of people Rax would want to hang out with I imagine.

 

[souschef]

Also the fact that he genuinely believes that this is as grand as Freddie Mercury performing at Live Aid. He truly believes in his heart of hearts that this is a moving and important performance. That's the funniest part to me.

Mama... just flashed a man
Showed my cock and shook its head
Showed it live and Marty's stream is dead

 

[Wimmig]

This is hilariously bad even by Raxx standards.

That picture on his wall of the woman/girl facing the open window while staring at the camera seems to be able to hear Raxx and is about to jump out that window and plunge to her death.
*hewooooo dawkness my owwwd fweend*