Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
I'm going to place my longshot bet for the new Matter Of Public Interest: The lab finally figured out what the Mysterious Brown Substance was.

This is the ONE thing that has constantly niggled at me from the start. I would unironically be elated if that were the case.

Oh the strange things that 'tism fixates upon...
 
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
 
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
>the cops will never get me
>ok the cops got me but the DA will never bring a case against me
>ok there's a case against me but it will never go to trial
>ok it's going to trial but i'll never be found guilty
>ok i was found guilty but i will never go to jail
>ok i am going to jail but it's just for a month so who cares lol
 
For the next five years, cops will show up at Nick's house, tell him to whip out his tiny little impotent dick and piss. And he'll have to do it. He'll have to tamely submit to it. What a weak loser!
The state now literally controls the destiny of his (non-functional) penis.
 
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
Nick had to sell off his property portfolio over an entirely avoidable crime, eat more than $75K in legal bills minimum, and give up his once-legendary love of alcohol for half a decade. Now he lives with the guillotine of violating probation and being sent straight back to jail if he so much as seems unrepentant.

> "Nick won, cope with it, haters"
 
IIRC, as we don't know Nick's drug testing schedule (yet), lets say its fortnightly.

$32 a drug test × 2 times a month = $64 a month
$64 a month × 12 months in a year = $768 a year

$768 × 5 years = $3,840 wasted solely on self-snitching to the evil 'gubment of the USA of KKK, putting a whitebread ass felony nigga down.
That´s such a waste... all this money could be donated to a fat homosexual pedophile to produce ethical CP and finance his NAMBLA conventions...
 
Nick had to sell off his property portfolio over an entirely avoidable crime, eat more than $75K in legal bills minimum, and give up his once-legendary love of alcohol for half a decade. Now he lives with the guillotine of violating probation and being sent straight back to jail if he so much as seems unrepentant.

> "Nick won, cope with it, haters"
The level of cope from the Nicklickers is hilarious.

Personally, I'm gloating, chuckling, snortling, having a blast and a half.
 
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
"Gets back to doing what he loves"

I´m pretty sure he still cannot snort coke off of Jamaican cocks that were just rammed deeps into his wife´s anus - that´s brown brown for ya - but I may be misreading the sentence...
 
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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
"His kids & his life"
Couldn't say his wife because even Billy knows its our wife.
"Gets to go back to doing what he loves"
No drugs no drinkie and probably has to look out for medication that pisses hot
"Has no jail time"
Yet again your demented mind making up delusions stalker child, enjoy the month.

Cope (silly) Billy
 
It says a lot that the most exciting part of nick streaming is what BS he will claim when he doesn't. If he would actually stream it's some of the worst content ever created and the thread would slow down.
His gay excuses are always more hilarious than anything that would be on one of his pathetic droolstreams. Nothing he says is worth hearing. He's vermin. But his lies and excuses are hilarious.
 
Can we talk for a bit about how backhanded that 28 days in jail is? Hanging like a sword of Damocles, he'll really have to mind his Ps and Qs. When he inevitably fucks up it will still be a massive interruption to his life. He'll probably never hear the end of his parent's disappointment. On the other hand it's short enough it is almost completely uninteresting. No time for work assignments, no time to settle in, hell would commissary even have time to go through? Even if he does adjust it'll be just in time to get ready to leave. PKA's Kyle did twice as much time (in fed prison!) and it still was ultimately a footnote.

Also, lawfags please confirm, but it's my understanding this would be in addition to any penalties derived from your run of the mill probation violations. I.E. "Go straight to jail for a month while we figure out how to really punish you."
 
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