Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%
  • Total voters
    340
sherwoods110 said:
Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!
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Psh you and I both know he'll take some easy office work, probably pro boner representation for some indigent clients. Easy peazy two weeks of work. Oh wait....
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Enjoy collecting trash Rackets!
 
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AnOminous said:
Enjoy licking the jackboots of the state for five years you worthless cokehead faggot!
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IIRC, as we don't know Nick's drug testing schedule (yet), lets say its fortnightly.

$32 a drug test × 2 times a month = $64 a month
$64 a month × 12 months in a year = $768 a year

$768 × 5 years = $3,840 wasted solely on self-snitching to the evil 'gubment of the USA of KKK, putting a whitebread ass felony nigga down.
 
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Sloppa said:
100% agree. Going by the average addict, he will have a string of relapses, end up breaking his probation numerous times and serving weeks or months in county lockup, until his family has enough, or the Judge has enough. Giving him a year or more of real time / forcing him to sign himself as a ward of his wife/parents and booking him in for a full term rehab course as a inpatient. In five years Nick will be: A: Dead, B: In Prison, C: living a radically changed life thanks to an intense rehab program or D: A miserable addict alienated from his family.

The ridiculous nonsense of the past year has achieved less than nothing (as we said it would), This time last year, nick's parents should have sat him and kayla down and laid down the law "six months rehab or no trustfund payments".
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I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.
 
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sherwoods110 said:
Oh no! They're going to make him do manual labor? He'll have to exert himself physically for hours at a time? This is going to kill him, what are they thinking?!?!
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Is it even possible to find manual labor easy enough for a weak, skeletal faggot like Nick? I mean what can he actually do? Other than suck dicks I guess, but I'm pretty sure that's not considered community service.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Under the agreement, his probation officer can request the jail time be deferred if he follows the terms of his probation, but a judge would still need to approve that request.
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Did anything in that sentencing memorandum or those dindu letters sound like Nick was about to agree to a jail sentence under any circumstances?

"Journalists": not even once.
 
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Swole McPole said:
He really couldn't stop himself from boasting about the fact that he was vacationing in Hedonism II during Queen of Spades week, could he?
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Well, he didn't come right out and admit it at first, but he was sloppy, and @2lolis1cup figured it out. The story goes that he didn't want to be overt, but he wanted people to find out.

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“The court was very gracious with the ruling," he replied. "I’m looking forward to moving past this with my family.”
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No you're not. If you were, you'd get the fuck off the Internet and actually deal with your family. The very first thing you did is tweet out you were gonna stream, and take a shot at Sean.

Then @MNPublicRecords happened..

You have learned nothing. You will never learn anything. This thread endures because of that. I look forward to your first probation violation.

AltisticRight said:
Another condition it seems the Rekietas will be forced to deal with is the paying for the drug tests. According to Rekieta, the tests cost around $32 each.
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Petrofac has that covered. The question is whether he will comply.
 
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