Balldo Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Internet shock jock" not-allowed-to-practice abortionist "lawyer", swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a felonious, copyright cuck. End-stage career failure: normies know.

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Potatoherder said:
It says a lot that the most exciting part of nick streaming is what BS he will claim when he doesn't. If he would actually stream it's some of the worst content ever created and the thread would slow down.
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His gay excuses are always more hilarious than anything that would be on one of his pathetic droolstreams. Nothing he says is worth hearing. He's vermin. But his lies and excuses are hilarious.
 
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Can we talk for a bit about how backhanded that 28 days in jail is? Hanging like a sword of Damocles, he'll really have to mind his Ps and Qs. When he inevitably fucks up it will still be a massive interruption to his life. He'll probably never hear the end of his parent's disappointment. On the other hand it's short enough it is almost completely uninteresting. No time for work assignments, no time to settle in, hell would commissary even have time to go through? Even if he does adjust it'll be just in time to get ready to leave. PKA's Kyle did twice as much time (in fed prison!) and it still was ultimately a footnote.

Also, lawfags please confirm, but it's my understanding this would be in addition to any penalties derived from your run of the mill probation violations. I.E. "Go straight to jail for a month while we figure out how to really punish you."
 
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Beavis said:
I think Nick is going to go the Ralph route and doctor shop so he can abuse prescription drugs.
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It will cost him. Doctors that prescribe controlled substances to convicted felons are going to want cash. Lots of it. And probably weekly visits.

The PO is going to see all the positive drug tests and demand to verify the prescription. If anything looks sketchy, the PO calls DEA and police to crawl up the doctor and pharmacists ass. Doctors know this and plan accordingly.
 
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Watching Rekieta said:
It will cost him. Doctors that prescribe controlled substances to convicted felons are going to want cash. Lots of it. And probably weekly visits.

The PO is going to see all the positive drug tests and demand to verify the prescription. If anything looks sketchy, the PO calls DEA and police to crawl up the doctor and pharmacists ass. Doctors know this and plan accordingly.
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how would the doctor know he is a convicted felon?
 
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Nick: "So yeah, I'm looking forward to moving beyond all this and spending some time with my lovely family."

Reporter: "Thank you, Mr. Rekieta."

Nick: "You're welcome."

*Reporter leaves*

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Nick: "Alright family... now FUCK OFF! I got to get on Twitter, call Sean fat, and remind those idiots that Aaron ate my goo! Son of BITCH! That MOTHERFUCKER @MNPublicRecords is back! God DAMN it, I need a drink, but the fuckin' pigs might decide to piss test me! This is totally how it was for Jesus, wasn't it?!"

*Starts hitting himself*

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.
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Absolutely nobody predicted he'd get years of prison time.

Nobody with a brain anyways.

HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Has the Will Herren stuff developed more? @Captain Manning or @Balldo's Gate
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Just what you see in the thread. The latest is that "K" may be defecting to DivinitySaid as her interviewer.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
Reading this thread, I’m really confused. What aren’t you getting?

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Thanks in advance!
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This is actually a win for Nick. Think about it: Kiwi virgins have to exercise 'self control' (cringe!) and have little standing in the way of them abusing substances. Nick has a PO who regularly checks in on him and bakes him brownies if he's been a good little boy, ensuring he never has so much as a drop of the devil's juice. You wish someone cared about your sobriety as much as Nick's PO. Stay losing Kiwi fags.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Has the Will Herren stuff developed more? @Captain Manning or @Balldo's Gate

My guess is that he’s playing every side he can I hopes that he can come out on top. He’s a journalist, he’s on no one’s side, but his own.
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Kill journalists. Behead journalists. Roundhouse kick a journalist into the concrete. Slam dunk a journalist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy journalists. Defecate in a journalists food. Launch journalists into the sun. Stir fry journalists in a wok. Toss journalists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a journalists gas tank. Judo throw journalists into a wood chipper. Twist journalists heads off. Report journalists to the IRS. Karate chop journalists in half. Curb stomp pregnant journalists. Trap journalists in quicksand. Crush journalists in the trash compactor. Liquefy journalists in a vat of acid. Eat journalists. Dissect journalists. Exterminate journalists in the gas chamber. Stomp journalist skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate journalists in the oven. Lobotomize journalists. Mandatory abortions for journalists. Grind journalist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown journalists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize journalists with a ray gun. Kick old journalists down the stairs. Feed journalists to alligators. Slice journalists with a katana.
 
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