Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick wants to do "dirty hands work" for community service, preferably on cars, lol.

He is going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit picking up trash by the side of the road because he is too goddamn dumb to do anything else.

 

[A Little Bird]

Having his private life made public was traumatic. He never wanted it to come out. He does not want to do that to others.

"Dear John..."

 

[Potatoherder]

• Nick is talking about the PSI
• Says he had no idea the PSI would be so harsh.
• He negotiated hard for no jail time, but somehow this wasn't in his plea agreement.
• He bites his tongue about his legal counsel, blames them.
• States he imagined that the prosecution verbally told him he wouldn't serve jail time. Admits he imagined it.
• Once Nick saw the PSI recommended jail time, he went "into panic mode". He was convinced he would go from jail from the courtroom.
• Gets riled up about Lawtubers getting the Jail time wrong, cusses at them.

But i was told by balldo guards that he wasn't getting jail time and it was all a typo.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

He admitted he is a druggie that only had fun being strung out and doesn't know how to have normal fun anymore.
Nicky is cooked. Bossman will have longer sober streaks than him.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He admits that he has no hobbies or other enjoyment from his previous life.

He admits to being a social chameleon.

 

[daffodils]

"I started doing hard drugs when I was forty... between forty and forty-one"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Pastor Melin sent a letter to Nick saying he was 'no longer his pastor' and was a general 'dick' with nothing nice to say about him

How many people can say they've been fired from church?
What was the context of this? Please tell me he went begging for a character reference letter for the sentencing.

Bossman will have longer sober streaks than him.

Bossman will have longer winning streaks than Nick's sober streaks.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Highlights Part 4:
- Nick was surprised about the 30 day jails sentence because his plea relied on the verbal understanding of no jail time. It was not in the actual plea document though. It was the judge who broke with this did it on his own as a probation condition.
- Nick called people stupid for not reading his sentence. Then he admits in the next sentence he was confused by the wording and had to ask for clarification. (LMAO!)
- He claims the jail time will be 'gone' on August 2nd if he complies well until then.
- His community service might be motor vehicle maintenance for the county. He cannot just do volunteer work anywhere he wants--like his church.
- Nick was pursuing 'being cool' with the drugs and new lifestyle with drugs and alcohol. He let go of all his other hobbies in pursuit of these new things.
-It will be hard for him to find fun again because he had to get rid of things he liked doing (e.g. video games) for...reasons... some of it involves other people and he cannot talk about it. Now the government is telling him he cannot do what he thinks is fun now. (Sounds like someone bitched at Nick about his hobbies) He will have to learn how to care about new things.
- Nick whinged about driving again. He promised to show the schedule.



Chat craziness continues:

 

[Sneed Force One]

> "These people aren't good storytellers, this is reflected in their viewer numbers".

Nick, please post your ad revenue for 2025

 

[dustnight]

Guys you wouldn't believe my driving schedule with these damn keeeedz Also the 107 degree temperature was true!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What an absolute junkie faggot. Man FED HIS KID COCAINE, turned his house into a nigger cocaine den and just refuses to admit fault. Fuck this cracked out faggot

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- Nick was pursuing 'being cool' with the drugs and new lifestyle with drugs and alcohol. He let go of all his other hobbies in pursuit of these new things.
- Nick whinged about driving again. He promised to show the schedule.

So, he was pursuing this "cool" lifestyle fueled by hard drugs and alcohol, while also complaining about how hectic his driving schedule is and how he constantly has to drive these damn kids around.

Just connect the dots, people.

 

[Sloppa]

It's like someone got a gay man, 2016 Stixhexenhammer and Davies Aurini and put them into the machine from The Fly.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am so goddamn sick of mental fucking retards making absolute shit up and claiming Kiwi Farms said it, then saying we were wrong for shit we never even said. Goddamn these fucking mental midget cunts.

Nothing to get MATI about. That happens with the supporters of every cow on the Farms.

You notice how they rarely share the posts that offend them? Like that time Grifty said people were over here claiming Nick was blasting a .22 into the ceiling.

Yeah, that discussion was stupid but, as I recall, people were actually suggesting he was using a shell casing as a coke snorter.

Balldowasher in chat:

Hi Megan. Letter didn't work. Next time (and there *will* be one) try your usual B.S. of making a video in a blouse with a low neckline over a pushup bra. Be sure to cry.

Having his private life made public was traumatic. He never wanted it to come out. He does not want to do that to others.

Ha!

Okay, do I need to explain it, or do you get it?

This sounds like a good reason for the state to release the bodycam footage of the arrest, so we can be sure who is telling the truth.

It does, doesn't it?

Says he had no idea the PSI would be so harsh.

Talking out of both sides of his mouth. He just got done telling reporters it was extremely fair.

States he imagined that the prosecution verbally told him he wouldn't serve jail time. Admits he imagined it.

That is, admittedly, an improvement for him. He still is claiming he said "probably" in regards to Monty.

Nick wants to do "dirty hands work" for community service, preferably on cars, lol.

Nobody will allow him to wrench on shit. I wouldn't want him touching anything mechanical.

Nick believes his Mustang has a carburator. No joke. He said as such on that stream with those gun guys. The ones that got uncomfortable about the discussion of underwear parties.

He claims the jail time will be 'gone' on August 2nd if he complies well until then.

If.

 

[Vibralldo]

- Nick was pursuing 'being cool' with the drugs and new lifestyle with drugs and alcohol. He let go of all his other hobbies in pursuit of these new things.
-It will be hard for him to find fun again because he had to get rid of things he liked doing (e.g. video games) for...reasons... some of it involves other people and he cannot talk about it. Now the government is telling him he cannot do what he thinks is fun now. (Sounds like someone bitched at Nick about his hobbies) He will have to learn how to care about new things.

Nick will say this and still insist that drugs have no negative side effects and he isn't an addict

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The Legal Cocksucker has over 6000 viewers consistently during his live streams.
Any bets if Nick can top that today?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nobody will allow him to wrench on shit. I wouldn't want him touching anything mechanical.



He'll be given a broom......and then he'll die from his heat allergy.

Won’t happen. He’s doing yard work.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

"In the way i'm alleged to be partying" COME ON NICKY

No remorse either about it all, it's everyone else's fault for not knowing his side of the story.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Guys you wouldn't believe my driving schedule with these damn keeeedz Also the 107 degree temperature was true!

It was true. I had temperature . 107 degrees is a temperature . The statement is 100% true .

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This FUCKING FAGGOT STILL WONT ADMIT FEEDING HIS KID COCAINE. FUCK HIM.