Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Anyone got a snipe going?

If he does stream, I’m considering doing one.

 

[Blackstar]

*Starts hitting himself*

 

[Sneed Force One]

Scrolling through Nick's timeline, this was a doozy

 

[Father Balldo]

I hope he shows off the veritable FEAST he's cooking for his family!!!!! Dem KEEEEEEEEDZ gotta EAT!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

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Nick won, even if he has to go to jail and has a 5 year probation. Cope with it haters.

Nick has a rap sheet now and his reputation, the thing he used to pull viewers and their superchats, is completely and irreconcilably fucked.
Even my dumb ass is a bigger winner than Nick, I can legally own firearms and drink a beer.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Scrolling through Nick's timeline, this was a doozy

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Nick posts like a teenager running a Twitter account, he has to be mentally 20 for sure.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

i wonder how many violations he gets before the prison time? maybe just the two? one that triggers the 28 and then the second is five years?

If he gets caught drinking he'll probably have to face that jail time. Continued violations could mean a stricter probation or more jail time.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I just got an email the Locals livestream is running, doubling my request for any available snipes.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Holy shit, there's so much cope

"It's all based on truth and knowing lies"

 

[ChromaQuack]

Is it even possible to find manual labor easy enough for a weak, skeletal faggot like Nick? I mean what can he actually do? Other than suck dicks I guess, but I'm pretty sure that's not considered community service.

He should be made to go into the mines and failing that --as the result would be obvious; he should be made to clean the kandy nosy court's front and trim whatever plants are around the area just so he is very easy to find and document.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Holy shit, there's so much cope

"It's all based on truth and knowing lies"

Don't quote it, re-stream it on a throwaway Kick/Rumble account.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's LOCALS show highlights:

- Chat comments on Nick's low weight, and he blames appetite suppression of cocaine
- He repeats the belief that drugs should be legal because only hurting people with those substances--like alcohol. Being on probation, as he is now, does not change that belief.
- Lots of people in his social circles knew all about the cocaine. He was never outright about it because he wanted legal deniability. This deniability did not help him in the end because some people made up 'bullshit' that caused the raid.
- Pastor Melin sent a letter to Nick saying he was 'no longer his pastor' and was a general 'dick' with nothing nice to say about him
- Nick does not have the whole report, and there was more than he is still learning about. The leaker broke the law to leak it.
- The reporters who got him raided were NOT from the church. Nick knows who they are. Each of the reports had some truth, but were still lies. It was motivated by their concern about his relationship with April. They got the government to police his personal relationship. One person supposedly told the police that their goal in reporting was 'to take the children away'--per Nick. Nick has close contact with these people all the time.
- The sermon that Melin had for Easer that some theorised was directed at Nick was NOT, because he would have prepared it weeks in advance, per Nick.

The chat is twisting religion:

 

[Vibralldo]

"It's all based on truth and knowing lies"

He learned nothing, he's going to jail and then relapsing

 

[Depressed_Oni]

patiently waiting for my boy @MNPublicRecords to pull out some wild shit, but I can’t believe people in his chat are that fucking dense.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

One person supposedly told the police that their goal in reporting was 'to take the children away'--per Nick.

If that is accurate I want to know who it was to send a congratulatory post card with a 50$ Stoney's Gift Certificate.
Because getting the kids out there, for their own protection, is the single best reason to call the cops on Nick.

One of them tested positive for cocaine metabolites. So it was proven to have been necessary.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Lots of people in his social circles knew all about the cocaine.

He repeats the belief that drugs should be legal because only hurting people with those substances--like alcohol.

By the words of court reporters, didn't this slimy hook-nosed asshole say to this Judge JUST FUCKING YESTERDAY that his actions hurt his wife and children.
Now TODAY, he says drugs only affect the person who uses them.

One person supposedly told the police that their goal in reporting was 'to take the children away'

based , bet it was King Sletta

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Now TODAY, he says drugs only affect the person who uses them.

"You don't understand. I hurt my family. The drugs only hurt me. Stop making shit up KiwiFag!"

 

[RudyRayMoore]

How many paying Locals members does he have now?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Has he ever streamed this early? what exactly are you afraid of Nicky?

What are you trying to dodge, big boy?

Could it be your comment about not being scared of someone was... a lie?!

Now TODAY, he says drugs only affect the person who uses them.

Yeah except for that little tiny bit of how exactly the drugs get to his nose and the chain of inhumane suffering behind it. But I guess the drugged up retard doesn't care.

Spoiler: Hyper MATI sperg ahead.

As someone who lives in a country where Narcos are a big fucking problem (not mexico) I genuinely hope this retard gets his funny powder cut with so much levamisole it turns him into a semi-sentient drooling vegetable and he becomes an even bigger burden on the absolute shitbags that are his parents. And I hope he gets flashes of lucidity through it all.

 

[AnOminous]

Absolutely nobody predicted he'd get years of prison time.

Nobody with a brain anyways.

I am so goddamn sick of mental fucking retards making absolute shit up and claiming Kiwi Farms said it, then saying we were wrong for shit we never even said. Goddamn these fucking mental midget cunts.