Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

>the cops will never get me
>ok the cops got me but the DA will never bring a case against me
>ok there's a case against me but it will never go to trial
>ok it's going to trial but i'll never be found guilty and I’ll never take a plea deal
>ok so I took the plea deal but i will never go to jail
>ok i am going to jail but it's just for a month so who cares lol

Fixed it

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

- Nick claims that one of his children reported behaviour on the part of someone connected to the county' government that made them 'uncomfortable' and would infuriate people if they knew what it was. The GAL in their got mad at that and threatened to have all the children taken from family foster care if they did not stop.

Okay, I was doing other things and misheard that, but he did not connect this to Aaron. Instead, he connected it to someone associated with the county (but Harman was talking during this part, so I didn’t fully understand). He said something like:

"The guardian ad litem did not like the fact that one of the children was reporting inappropriate behavior by someone who was around and associated with the county. Inappropriate behavior that made one of my children uncomfortable, in ways that would infuriate people if I disclosed the details—and at some point, I may. When my child reported that, the guardian ad litem said my child was lying and threatened to remove all of our children to out of a family foster care."

This is my best attempt as a non-native speaker to capture exact quotes while Harman was speaking loudly.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This weak ass bitch stopped enjoying/playing videogames or painting minis because of peer pressure (my guess is April or maybe even more embarrassingly, Juju the Cow.) and instead turned into drugs to be "cool". Social chameleon my ass, he is a full blown bitch lmao.

"ACK ACK ACK DON'T YOU WANNA BE COOL YOU ATAVISTIC LOSER?"

"y-y-yes massa masterson p-p-please let me sit at the cool k-k-kids table!"

What a servile little bitch, this is the man calling everyone else nerds.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter. I'm going to take a long walk to process this.

Wait, are you saying that Nick hasn't learned shit from the Montegraf case? My fucking God, you think he'd learn but he's so coked up he probably took the wrong lesson.

 

[Vibralldo]

View attachment 7248913"ACK ACK ACK DON'T YOU WANNA BE COOL YOU LOSER?"

"y-y-yes massa masterson p-p-please let me sit at the cool k-k-kids table!"

What a servile little bitch, this is the man calling everyone else nerds.

"I did drugs to be cool, it was peer pressure!"

Nick's a literal 80s Saturday morning cartoon special episode

 

[thebigdream]

The cope about Aaron's letter is top shelf (that's a liquor reference, sorry Rackets). So you had this smoking gun the whole time and ???? did nothing with it? What are you trying to convey except that you're a dumb retard who can't aid in their own legal defence?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

"I did drugs to be cool, it was peer pressure!"

Nick's a literal 80s Saturday morning cartoon special episode

So he's admitting he is a spineless follower? This junkie pussy should never represent ANYONE in court again, Nick might cave to the prosecution's peer pressure.

 

[Vibralldo]

The cope about Aaron's letter is top shelf (that's a liquor reference, sorry Rackets). So you had this smoking gun the whole time and ???? did nothing with it? What are you trying to convey except that you're a dumb retard who can't aid in their own legal defence?

He won't even show it now

Show it, pussy

 

[ChromaQuack]

"I did drugs to be cool, it was peer pressure!"

Nick's a literal 80s Saturday morning cartoon special episode

This guy is such a loser that he's a real, living example of what 8 year olds would blow off as overly preachy, unrealistic shit.

If you told Nicky's story of peer pressure to a child they would tell you that "there's no way someone is that stupid, is that one of those anti-drug PSAs we watched at school?". He's below a third grader in the totem pole of cool.

 

[Chode]

The cope about Aaron's letter is top shelf (that's a liquor reference, sorry Rackets). So you had this smoking gun the whole time and ???? did nothing with it? What are you trying to convey except that you're a dumb retard who can't aid in their own legal defence?

Why file something into evidence when you can spring it on the prosecution at trial? You don't understand the law like Nick does.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

"The guardian ad litem did not like the fact that one of the children was reporting inappropriate behavior by someone who was around and associated with the county. Inappropriate behavior that made one of my children uncomfortable, in ways that would infuriate people if I disclosed the details—and at some point, I may. When my child reported that, the guardian ad litem said my child was lying and threatened to remove all of our children to out of a family foster care."

Translation:
Nick said his daughter told them something that made them uncomfortable at the in-laws house. The GAL offered to move the children to a different foster home. But they couldn't go back with Nick and Kayla. The GAL would have reported any malfeasance to police and would never have said his daughter was lying.

This is the same Nick-speak he does about everything. He pulled the same BS when CPS inspected his home. He's a lying liar who lies.

 

[Captain Manning]

His wet brain might also be conflating those posts with this one by @Captain Manning (Nick claims to know the poster well), who started the discussion about the demonic cult of Rekietaism:

Yeah, I compared him to L. Ron Hubbard, and not Manson.

It's a negative comparison, to be sure, but not an unhinged one.

I suppose I could have gone the Manson route, but I decided to go with Hubbard because that is when he was beginning to adopt his sick, twisted, and entirely self-serving view of Christianity. The Scientology comparison is apropos when it comes to Nick. The point is he has the mentally of a grifting cult leader. Not that he's going around murdering people. Which, to the best of my knowledge, neither Hubbard or Nick did. Both just took people's money, acted in an abusive manner, and fed everybody a line of horseshit.

I think I have been overall pretty rational in this thread, TBQH. I mean, listen to this man babble on endlessly. Does he not sound like a grifting cult leader? He has a God complex, and he wants everybody's money.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Yeah, I compared him to L. Ron Hubbard, and not Manson.

I would compare him to David Berg - a man who created a sex cult that operated under the guise of a Christian community.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why file something into evidence when you can spring it on the prosecution at trial?

"A discovery violation is when the defense violates the prosecution live in court with something they discovered."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Okay, I was doing other things and misheard that, but he did not connect this to Aaron. Instead, he connected it to someone associated with the county (but Harman was talking during this part, so I didn’t fully understand). He said something like:

"The guardian ad litem did not like the fact that one of the children was reporting inappropriate behavior by someone who was around and associated with the county. Inappropriate behavior that made one of my children uncomfortable, in ways that would infuriate people if I disclosed the details—and at some point, I may. When my child reported that, the guardian ad litem said my child was lying and threatened to remove all of our children to out of a family foster care."

This is my best attempt as a non-native speaker to capture exact quotes while Harman was speaking loudly.

This is an accurate summary.

Translation:
Nick said his daughter told them something that made them uncomfortable at the in-laws house. The GAL offered to move the children to a different foster home. But they couldn't go back with Nick and Kayla. The GAL would have reported any malfeasance to police and would never have said his daughter was lying.

This is the same Nick-speak he does about everything. He pulled the same BS when CPS inspected his home. He's a lying liar who lies.

This is also a plausible explanation when pushed through Nick's deceptive filter. I interpreted it to be a swipe at CPS investigators, but it could be anything.

Nick's 'lies based in truth' line about the people who reported him is pure projection. He tortures the truth into unrecognisable shapes.

 

[Captain Manning]

So my takeaway from the summaries posted thus far is that he's not actually arguing he's technically innocent of the possession charge, but that the evil gooberment and witnesses played dirty.

Does that sound about right?

He's basically still doing the Barnes crap.

Pathetic. I'm sure there are more than a few people here who are positively thrilled that Nick has managed to make people feel sympathetic towards the government. This isn't generally a pro-government forum.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Damn it, I took a nap and missed the cope stream

 

[Scramble]

He's in the "THEIR SO MAADD" cycle now.

You're a good guy.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Aaron and Nick both serve an excellent example of how far a little humility can go. Prior to the breakup of the qover and the arrest, both were degenerate cokehead lolcows who were despised and generally disregarded here. (Nick perhaps more so only because he was a lot more popular than disgraced small town shock jock Imholte.)

Fast forward a year and Aaron has shown at least a minor amount of remorse for what he did, and really just barely that. Nick has shown absolutely no remorse whatsoever. He has doubled-down on drugs being cool, on adultery, on how wrong everyone else is and how right he is. And where has that gotten them both?

Aaron has at worst a neutral reputation here and more importantly was given a comically lenient sentencing for his case. (1 KNU fine)

Nick on the other hand is cruising to an unheard of 3x LOTY award and was given a shockingly harsh sentencing for a white-collar first time offender with a family on a plea deal.

Literally all Nick has to do is say “I messed up, I don’t want to publicly talk about it, let’s focus on new legal cases on my new show.” It might be a few weeks before the superchats about dosing his daughter with cocaine trail off but if he just shut the hell up, they eventually would.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

So my takeaway from the summaries posted thus far is that he's not actually arguing he's technically innocent of the possession charge, but that the evil gooberment and witnesses played dirty.

Does that sound about right?

He's basically still doing the Barnes crap.

Pathetic. I'm sure there are more than a few people here who are positively thrilled that Nick has managed to make people feel sympathetic towards the government. This isn't generally a pro-government forum.

Nick also reference "pegging" (fucking ) Aaron and that the main stream tonight will be about how everyone got the 30 day wrong and boring trump politic stuff after.