DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I have no idea what would make Phil happy.

More money than he's ever deserved didn't do it.
2 loyal women in his life, 1 well out of his league didn't do it.
Moving far away from Connecticut didn't do it.
Public admiration (which Phil did have in the early Youtube days) didn't do it.
Reaching the highest level of the one competitive thing he did in his life didn't do it.
Traveling the country playing games didn't do it.

Maybe he's a repressed fat faggot. I don't know.
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There's a key point here: DSP already earned a bunch of money that he really didn't do anything that made sense to actually earn. He effectively gamed the YouTube system and the little fucker knows it. He got a bunch of free Google money for spamming.

Go search through literature and movies and stories about people who obtained masses of money for no apparent reason in a similar way to DSP: it almost always ends badly and in a depressing way... ESPECIALLY when it happens at a foundational stage of their lives (such as when they get laid off from a job). Almost all "lower class" people who win the lottery go spend it all and end up broke and back at square one.

That early money and the money he gets now never makes him happy and never will, he just throws it onto a bonfire because it totally distorted his sense of identity and his life trajectory. Alottapeepul (myself included) have said YouTube fame changed DSP but its pretty clear it was more so YouTube money that changed DSP. We all know this is true because he's had plenty of windfalls of more money and didn't fix a single thing with his life.

And when you look at it, the 2 loyal women, moving away from connecticut, public admiration all came from the YouTube money to begin with. Leanna wouldn't have groomed DSP if he wasn't rich with her stupid bitch ass shitty soap.
 
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marlimar said:
Depression is fake news much like Autism
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This dumb nigger somehow has the audacity to write these words on a webforum that literally only exists because of autism:
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neger psykolog said:
That early money and the money he gets now never makes him happy and never will the 2 loyal women, moving away from connecticut, public admiration all came from the YouTube money to begin with. Leanna wouldn't have groomed DSP if he wasn't rich with her stupid bitch ass shitty soap.
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It comes back to DSP's inability to grasp the concept of happiness, not even in the most general sense of not having to worry about how much something costs when you go there, because you have all the money.

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On this holy weekend when we celebrate rosechu and sonichu's consummation in heaven, explain to me the exact difference between stupid and autistic. I would wager that they are indeed exactly the same and autism was where the gender ideologies came out of and now, we live in a somehow worse hell than 20 years ago.
 
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marlimar said:
On this holy weekend when we celebrate rosechu and sonichu's consummation in heaven, explain to me the exact difference between stupid and autistic. I would wager that they are indeed exactly the same and autism was where the gender ideologies came out of and now, we live in a somehow worse hell than 20 years ago.
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Christine Westside Chandler is autistic. But if you're trying to say the term has been overly broadened to include people who don't actually have it, the I would agree.

As for ADHD I think it has also been overly broadened also which has weakened and confused it and resulted in niggers getting prescriptions and running stock out so they can do their faggot office work. The main people who claim to have it nowadays say shit like "I can't focus in an office environment because my job is boring" and not "I got 5 speeding tickets yesterday and ran through my entire bank account and took a bunch of drugs, had unprotected sex and smoked 14 packs of cigarettes and drank 6 cartons of beer".

edit: and to answer your question about autistic vs stupid, there's plenty of non-verbal people with otherwise average or above average intelligence. There are some definite signs of autism (such as a language delay in formative years) that don't relate to someone thinking they'll have an interesting TikTok personality quirk by gaming a diagnosis.
 
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neger psykolog said:
That early money and the money he gets now never makes him happy and never will, he just throws it onto a bonfire because it totally distorted his sense of identity and his life trajectory. Alottapeepul (myself included) have said YouTube fame changed DSP but its pretty clear it was more so YouTube money that changed DSP. We all know this is true because he's had plenty of windfalls of more money and didn't fix a single thing with his life.
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Phil buried himself in debt before Youtube, though. His trips in the FGC were braindead reckless. He just always had his parents to bail him out. I suppose winning the lottery on Youtube exacerbated the problems of an already addicted person, though.
 
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WankerAnchor said:
Part of me wants to believe he's depressed.

Part of me thinks he's too stupid to be depressed. You can't depress what isn't there.
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He has extremely bad coordination/spatial awareness and his memory/confabulation shit is either a result of him really being that stupid or alcoholism and social isolation taking its toll over time - but even then he may have some imbalance when it comes to his "talents" but he's definitely not the stupidest person alive (even if I have claimed he is at least 200 times on this subforum in the past)
 
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neger psykolog said:
He has extremely bad coordination/spatial awareness and his memory/confabulation shit is either a result of him really being that stupid or alcoholism and social isolation taking its toll over time - but even then he may have some imbalance when it comes to his "talents" but he's definitely not the stupidest person alive (even if I have claimed he is at least 200 times on this subforum in the past)
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It's a mix of all of that, he wasn't the smartest tool in the shed and fucked himself over by drinking too much.

And now social isolation is making him even slower, just compare modern DSP to him 3 years ago, it's crazy how slow he got. It feels like he's on x2 speed.

Add to all of that his whales rewarding him for his nonsense and you end up with someone that thinks eating fast food in front of an audience is a reward.
 
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He's depressed for sure. People who hate their lives and need a coping mechanism are the ones that develop addictions. I know because when i get depressed i get addicted to the dumbest shit to soothe the pain.

Phil is not stupid. He's self aware enough to know that he's a complete joke and failure, he does know that he's an asshole and feels bad about it, the prestream is his coping mechanism to vent and pretend everything is fine.

WWE Champions is just what he uses to distract himself from his trainwreck of a life.

He will never be able to cure his depression though because he's coping so hard and deluded himself long enough he does not even realize the harm he's doing to himself.
 
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I'm too lazy to properly fix this right now, but I'm leaving it to say I am indeed a retarded nigger, and this will forever be a testament and serve as a reminder to myself, and carry on gentlemen.
 
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Balr0g said:
Two words: midlife crisis

Nuff said

And for those who watched TBS: it seems as if Phil (or rather his dumbfoolery) is getting used by a lot of bigger channels. They love him now!
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You know it has to burn him up so much seeing those. It seems like some of his biggest meltdowns are about how the internet perceives him. The LARPing "have you heard about my renaissance?" was some of the biggest "I'm doing so good now without you" butthurt shit I've ever seen. The cognitive dissonance going on in that pig brain should be studied to help prevent suicidal people from pulling the trigger

We are really going to reap a bountiful harvest in the next few years. Even more than we already have.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I have no idea what would make Phil happy.

More money than he's ever deserved didn't do it.
2 loyal women in his life, 1 well out of his league didn't do it.
Moving far away from Connecticut didn't do it.
Public admiration (which Phil did have in the early Youtube days) didn't do it.
Reaching the highest level of the one competitive thing he did in his life didn't do it.
Traveling the country playing games didn't do it.

Maybe he's a repressed fat faggot. I don't know.
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In order for Phil to be truly happy, the detractor, larpers, trolls all have to be destroyed and banished.
DSP with no more detractors, no more lolcow status, canaan brothers destroyed, wong apologizes, fgc does not hate him anymore, everyone loves him, thats when hes happy

Ontop of that, people need to forget he ever masturbated, he ever did shitty things.

BASICALLY, if Phil wants to be happy he has to have the ability to mind control people or just wipe out his detractors.
 
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