DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
See? "I have depression, so I know what it feels like". He's basically using it as a virtue, not a flaw. He's only admitting to it at that moment so he can shit on someone and weasel his way out of something shitty he said (I vaguely believe this was about a guy saying he was depressed and Phil replied saying that getting Honda to Master was truly depressing, not his bullshit). He only uses it as a way to make himself seem like someone who struggles and perseveres, not someone who lashes out because he's insecure.

Bring this any other day and Phil will say he's not depressed because he's happily married and makes good money on the internet.

He absolutely is.
Phil is easily one of the stupidest people on the internet for a variety of reasons.
* He's not well read or educated. Seriously, has Phil ever talked about a book he read that wasn't obligatory schoolwork?
* Has absolutely zero interest in ever learning something (he always knows a topic even when people downright tell him he's wrong, like with Trump's tariffs recently)
* Always blames everything and everyone whenever he doesn't understand something (plays SF6 like ST2 and complains it doesn't work)
* Lack of curiosity on levels that defy human nature, as shown during his gameplay, particularly during Zelda TOTK
* Incapable of ever accepting fault. He did everything correct

On top of being borderline retarded (he needed three hours to "assemble" something with less moving parts than a toy for literal toddlers) Phil has zero interest in ever learning. It's one thing to be a moron, and it's another to be slow when learning something (I'm guilty of this), but when you legit don't want to learn because you figure you already know everything, then yes, you ARE stupid.
 
what 2 days off streaming does to the dsp subforum. if he really wanted to get a win on us he'd quit streaming altogether. we'd be trapped here, endlessly debating about his politics, sexuality, and mental state.
I would take that deal.

I would rather be here argueing if he is closeted gay for the 100th time, than listening him beg and urge the dents to hit the goal early so his fat wife can stuff his mouth with more fast food.
 
has Phil ever talked about a book he read that wasn't obligatory schoolwork?
Phil is 100% one of the people to never read a book after finishing high school. I hate poo touches but it would be nice if Phil got asked 'what book he was reading at the moment' by someone to see what he says. He hasn't read a book since he was a teenager most likely and he would frame his answer that he's too busy working to ever read but it would be nice to get confirmation.
 
Phil is 100% one of the people to never read a book after finishing high school. I hate poo touches but it would be nice if Phil got asked 'what book he was reading at the moment' by someone to see what he says. He hasn't read a book since he was a teenager most likely and he would frame his answer that he's too busy working to ever read but it would be nice to get confirmation.
Im actually going to defend DSP and say he did read some of the Game of Throne books, whether or not he finished any of them i cannot say, and it was 14 years ago, so maybe it doesnt count anymore. But current Dave doesn't read.
 
Im actually going to defend DSP and say he did read some of the Game of Throne books, whether or not he finished any of them i cannot say, and it was 14 years ago, so maybe it doesnt count anymore. But current Dave doesn't read.
Phil has NOT read A Song of Ice and Fire. He claims that he read 3 or 4 books into the series before getting bored. I've never heard of someone getting bored reading the books and the way he talks about them makes me think he's just repeating the opinions other people have posted. These are big books, for Phil to have read the first 3 to 4 books meant he read between 2500 pages or 3200 pages. While also never menitoning anything in those books in conversation ever. To me it seems like Phil is an NPC bandwagoner who pretends to have read the books because the show was a massive global event and he and kat wanted to follow trends. Phil did not read the book series before the show began filming on one of the few times he went on a flight.
 
You know it has to burn him up so much seeing those. It seems like some of his biggest meltdowns are about how the internet perceives him. The LARPing "have you heard about my renaissance?" was some of the biggest "I'm doing so good now without you" butthurt shit I've ever seen. The cognitive dissonance going on in that pig brain should be studied to help prevent suicidal people from pulling the trigger
While these references are still funny, they were much funnier during the actual "resurgence." You had Phail bigging himself up going on multiple speeches about how people love him now and detractors are on the way down, getting hunted down and thrown into cattle cars, meanwhile every time he got mentioned by another Youtuber he was just used as a cheap punchline, as always.

He hasn't read a book since he was a teenager most likely and he would frame his answer that he's too busy working to ever read but it would be nice to get confirmation.
I distinctly remember him once getting pressed about not reading books and that's how he answered it, while also saying that anyone who reads books is a mandchild who does nothing all day. Actually fuck, now that I am writing this post I realized why I remember it so distinctly, it was during the rant that spawned the legendary "Do you operate a household?" line after a dent told him that he still has time to read despite working 40 hours a week and having a bunch of other obligations. Sadly, I can't find it exactly because according to PigPigGo that specific copecast got deleted and when I try to search a clip of it on Youtube I just get barely related shit on the first page until it then gets completely overtaken by completely unrelated jeetslop "content."
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I wouldn't think much about it. Kino Casino has been dumping on Karl Jobst lately so I can imagine Billy is tuning in at 3a.m. telling Warski that he's his gaming soulmate.
Come to think of it, Billy Mitchell is Prime Phil. Billy is the person Phil wishes he was: a videogame "legend" with fuck you money and who just recently won a lawsuit against his biggest detractor. You can bet Billy has been terminally online the last month masturbating while watching every single video that has clowned on Jobst.

Billy becoming a Kino Casino fan after they start dumping on Karl Jobst is exactly the same as Phil finding them after they dumped on Rich. See how Billy discovered Kino Casino "last month", coincidentally when they started to cover the Mitchell v Jobst story.
Very true, I noticed it too. We have the difference between a high-functioning narcissist vs a low-functioning one. I remember the judge in the Jobst case said that Billy Mitchell behaved in a professional way while Karl was being a twat. So while definitely enjoying the same things DSP would, Mitchell knows how to curb it down and act the way it is expected of him when something important is on the line. Phil has no such filter. Sometimes he does appear to be more reserved and respectful, but it is obvious it's all an act and he can barely keep the charade.

This is why Phil's existence is so strange. Someone this low-functioning should ideally live in a group home and probably be on medication for some time before getting released in the wild. Too late, now, of course.
 
Someone this low-functioning should ideally live in a group home and probably be on medication for some time before getting released in the wild. Too late, now, of course.
Setting aside the depression talk, I was watching some clips of the perfume review pitch and I noticed he lashed out at someone in chat saying perfume smells different to everyone. He immediately called that chatter an idiot and said the only way a perfume can smell different to someone is if they have hygiene issues. This man literally has no concept of other people being separate individuals who experience and perceive things differently from him. I think Chris-chan might actually have a higher IQ than Phil.
 
Setting aside the depression talk, I was watching some clips of the perfume review pitch and I noticed he lashed out at someone in chat saying perfume smells different to everyone. He immediately called that chatter an idiot and said the only way a perfume can smell different to someone is if they have hygiene issues. This man literally has no concept of other people being separate individuals who experience and perceive things differently from him. I think Chris-chan might actually have a higher IQ than Phil.
Phil just can't come over the fact that he might be wrong. No he does everything correct and nothing wrong. He is always correct. Especially in his little hugbox that seems to shrink more and more. Hew has to tell lies about every bloody thing even retconning things he said just minutes before. W"hich makes me wonder when he reached that conclusion in his life? did his parents never correct him? From the Dent Sea scrolls series it seems he was like that in his early 20's already. Can you imagine him at work? "No you idiot I did fill out form 123" while the form lies in front of him with no entry whatsoever
 
While we're on the subject of what would make Phil happier, I can believe that he's lonely, but I don't think he wants a real friend. I think what he actually wants is a lickspittle who'll puff up his ego and do things for him. Even if he found someone who was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, eventually they're gonna call him out on his behavior. As opposed to making him more self-conscious, I imagine he'd treat them with the same contempt that he treats everyone who doesn't immediately bow to his demands.
I agreed with you until the King Snakening, when Phil revealed (accidentally of course, because moron) that he's absolutely desperate for friends. He wanted one so badly he thought Triple P was his true & honest Whoa Buddy. Ass-tonne called him out a few times in the dms, and Phil responded like the meek little bitch he is. I do think he's incapable of a real friendship since he does ultimately regard others are resources for him to exploit (see Rambo, John and Khet, Fhet), but whatever he thinks a real friend is, he wants one so badly you get to call his wife a fat bitch if you'll just answer his drunken 2 am dms (miss you Rambo xoxo).

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Dave's story that he read...well, anything, I don't buy it. For A Song of Ice and Fire specifically, how can you not remember whether you read 3 or 4 books in a series if you read as little as he does? Also, "3 or 4" was a bad pair to choose, since it's pretty universally acknowledged that book 4 was far weaker than the first 3, even if you're a fan (and I am, if that weren't already obvious). So to quit out of "boredom" on book 4 after loving the first 3? Believable. Uncultured, embarrassing, and pitiable, sure. But believable. Quitting on book 3 out of general boredom? Yeah that didn't happen. The first 3 books ramp up the action progressively, so how could you enjoy 1 and 2 but then 3, with battles and magic and killing galore, is boring? Book 3 has the Red Wedding, for Chrissake. There were 5 books out when Phil made this claim, he clearly picked "3 or 4" and "I got bored" as his typical noncommital answer that he thinks is vague enough you can't call him on it. Ask Phil what he thought of the Red Wedding and he'll do his "Huh? What? Uh...thanks for the tip, I dunno what you're talking about" routine. Or think it's a detractor meme.
 
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The king's coffers are collecting dust while PWR's stackin benjis till the rubber band pops. The other product better have something big planned with Ralph or he's toast.
PigNigga has gotten sensitive enough about other people’s victories that he’ll probably made a snide comment about him sooner or later. He probably won’t directly mention PWR, since he’s a gouty pussybitch, but he’ll do his usual:

“I’ve been told, because I’m so busyyyy(?), I don’t have time to check, that the ‘KINO CASINO’ has taken one of my former mods that got tricked by detractors, and, get this aheehee, taken him on that gayyyyy trip they promised me. Now, I don’t really know the whole deal but isn’t it funny, ya know, right….”

Jesus Christ he’s a faggot.
 
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