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[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

983 pages of gun sperging and counting. (wasn't /k/ the weapons board, or did that change)

yeah no I meant /g the tech board please dont bring /k here they really have been sucking a lot of glowie dick and mutilating their genitals the last years it been bad a word of warning we should pray for them

 

[Rip Von Stinkle]

So how about all the neopaganist stuff that Himmler guy was pushing for…

Okay.

Jewish lies and trickery.

 

[Rave3n]

I am literally not able to eat more than I need. Otherwise I have to vomit.

One bowl of poutine good
Two bowls?
Yurk

 

[Villain Hei]

Post muscles....

I'm scrawny.

 

[DickMain]

they really have been sucking a lot of glowie dick and mutilating their genitals the last years it been bad a word of warning we should pray for them

I'll pray for the feds, sure. I'll pray that they become intimate with the grill of a Mack truck.

 

[eggsforever]

lets be real you haven't been skinny since like peak moot 4chan

I don't think I was even in school at peak 4chan

 

[i like sonoshee]

my goals were to stop being fat and stop being weak

>stop being fat
rucking will whip your ass into shape faster than anything else if i have the right picture. throw on an audio book. wear a 20lb pack and walk for a few miles. that's something you can do every day. increase the weight over time but probably don't go over 45lb or you will start fucking your knees up. getting a tracker like a garmin is motivating too.

 

[OrangeManeXTinyHatGVNG]

Okay.
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lets talk about Bohrmanns Tischgespräche *360 degrees and leaves room*

 

[William Teller]

Skill issue
Eat each time. Get bigger and bigger plates each month.
Your stomach will expand, as it always does because we literally have fat fucks weight 600 pounds/ 272 Kilograms
Eat healthy if you want to muscle.

Impossible for me. I tried it and it didnt work. I now fully embrace the /fa/ thinspo look

 

[Longsword]

>stop being fat
rucking will whip your ass into shape faster than anything else if i have the right picture. throw on an audio book. wear a 20lb pack and walk for a few miles. that's something you can do every day. increase the weight over time but probably don't go over 45lb or you will start fucking your knees up. getting a tracker like a garmin is motivating too.

I really can’t understand why anyone who isn’t in the military wants to ruck. It destroys your joints and body hard. But I suppose it’s better than being fat.

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

Jewish lies and trickery.

its like they don't understand the war propaganda value of painting Germany as unchristian during and after the war.
Ironic as fuck since atlanticism had the US and UK working directly for the mystery religion and the synagogue of satan.

 

[Storytime]

I really can’t understand why anyone who isn’t in the military wants to ruck. It destroys your joints and body hard. But I suppose it’s better than being fat.

if you're fat you're pretty much doing it already anyway

 

[Rave3n]

So how about all the neopaganist stuff that Himmler guy was pushing for…

Himmler hated atheists more than Goebbels
He wasn't a Christian but he respected the importance of religion in society and never denied or tried to infight over religion
You can look up his quotes yourself about the non religious
He was adamant as Goebbels and Hitler on keeping "nones" out of the SS, and for good reason
That's like having a jew in your living room

 

[Dave The Diver]

/g/ was the gay board because programmers are all faggots

It's not gay if you put on your programming socks UwU

/k/ was also the gay board because going on 4chan to show off guns means youre a fag

Actually /fit/ was the gayest board, but this is ultimately a difference of a few degrees of homosexuality...

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

Take care buddy rotz ein bisschen fuer mich ab

ever come to the states ill host you and fed you all the ammo you want and well go tear up the town

 

[King of Racism]

/g/ was the gay board because programmers are all faggots

I'm not gay, just racist.

 

[eggsforever]

What workout routine should I follow if I want to be one of those old people who does cartwheels?

 

[Longsword]

if you're fat you're pretty much doing it already anyway

Good point. That’s why I always recommend stationary bikes to fat people.

 

[CreyZark]

How do fatties even exist? Nigga just stop eating food.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

What workout routine should I follow if I want to be one of those old people who does cartwheels?

I started this in prison and still follow it with weights mixed in now that I'm free.