Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[dustnight]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So let me get this straight: this is meant to be his long-awaited return to professional streaming, which he first had to delay by a day due to audio issues he failed to discover in the fucking forever that he hasn't been working, and he's now 20+ minutes late again despite there being no further issues.

This has to be a humiliation ritual at this point.

Nick was historically 10-30 minutes late most nights. But that was also when he was on drugs.

He's stopped doing drugs.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He isn't late, it's still 8:87.

He better start painting minis to get those fucking local streams done. Only plastic crack for now on.

Let's be honest here, he would switch from Vallejo and Army Painter to Mr.Hobby just to sniff the enamel fumes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This from the guy who filmed himself in a hot tub with his wife and the two people they were having a sexual relationship with. “I was all but bragging about obvious thing, but now I’m mad that people figured out obvious thing.” Alrighty then…

Aaron took credit for the idea in one of his early interviews.

At this point, I’m more interested in this Frank dude than I am in Nick.

Have you heard the tale of Still-Life?

What exactly does this mean? Has he been kicked from him congregation or something?

Nick clearly implied this, but I would not put it past him to twist the truth. Melin was already planning to retire, so if he wrote 'so I will not longer be your pastor' and meant because of retirement, I could see that as well. Nick stopped attending and switched churches in any case.

So fucking delusional.

Hey Nick, EIGHT FUCKING DAYS* before you were arrested the church reported you for possible child neglect, INCLUDING worries about leaving at church mid-service, driving intoxicated, and weight loss (along with worries for the kids). People, even lowly Scandinavian prudes for whom you regard yourself as superior in Spicer, MN are not idiots.

* I think I have that timing right. It may have been 11 days.

Nick really thinks (then and now) that he is SOOOOO smart it would take a giga-intellect of 300 IQ to figure out he was doing drugs.

Again, the document he is seething about being leaked was leaked by Melton.

Does Melton not carry any blame for this? Why isn't Melton part of the plot Nick has constructed in his head?

I thought this referred to @MNPublicRecords drops.

 

[AnOminous]

Where's the pepper? And the eggs?

Not there. This filthy pig forced his children to eat this repulsive slop.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

So let me get this straight: this is meant to be his long-awaited return to professional streaming, which he first had to delay by a day due to audio issues he failed to discover in the fucking forever that he hasn't been working, and he's now 20+ minutes late again despite there being no further issues.

This has to be a humiliation ritual at this point.

I bet the thought of the live chat has him sweating bullets right now. The longer he delays the more likely it is that he's a.) either not going to do it tonight or b.) will get a healthy does of liquid courage in him before he does.

 

[Beavis]

Nick we know you’re staring at the record button. Just click it.

 

[CoomerTine]

Fucking coward

 

[Swole McPole]

The cope about Aaron's letter is top shelf (that's a liquor reference, sorry Rackets). So you had this smoking gun the whole time and ???? did nothing with it?

Dear Nick,

I'm genuinely sorry that I penetrated you anally and kept that fact from Kayla and April. Regardless of how much you enjoyed it, it was wrong and I'll never do it again.

Your one true (bum) chum,
The Pugilist,
Aaron.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"People can't use their intuition and understanding of the visual and behavioural signs of drug abuse. They aren't experts. Did they do a drug test on me? Did they see me take drugs? How do you know that I was high at church? My kids being hungry and dirty is a lie and even if it were true, it's not even relevant. There's no legitimate reason to call the cops on me."

 

[asipasip]

He ain't gonna stream and MNPublicRecords ain't gonna post

 

[Watching Rekieta]

So let me get this straight: this is meant to be his long-awaited return to professional streaming, which he first had to delay by a day due to audio issues he failed to discover in the fucking forever that he hasn't been working, and he's now 20+ minutes late despite there being no further evident issues.

This has to be a humiliation ritual at this point.

You don't understand. He had to plan around a family function!!! He's probably driving his keeeedddddzzz somewhere right now! He can't be expected to plan anything with such a heavy workload. What other parents have to juggle all his responsibilities including driving keeeddddzzz to activities. And eating. With all that driving and cooking, he has no time for a job, or hobbies or friends. He doesn't even have time to volunteer as coach for his kids debate team despite the professional connection. He can't be expected to be anywhere or check his setup. Come on! What kind of parent actually drives their kids to stuff, coaches their little league teams, engages in an adult hobby like golf, goes to church groups in addition to the Sunday service while also having a full-time job. It's crazy talk! He's not super human.

 

[Edward Teach]

He is either drunk or baked.....or both.

 

[Father Balldo]

Looks like another no-show.. oh well, seems like Public Records isn't around anyways...

Better luck tomorrow!

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

He ain't gonna stream and MNPublicRecords ain't gonna post

Nick will forever be locked in the mental battle with MNPublicRecords.

 

[Captain Manning]

Secondly. He's very mad that a report was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton. Why is he trying to be best friends with Patrick Melton then? Does Nick not blame him at all?

Melton hates Aaron. Nick hates Aaron. The commonality is hating Aaron. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. All relationships with Nick are transactional.

Again, the document he is seething about being leaked was leaked by Melton.

Does Melton not carry any blame for this? Why isn't Melton part of the plot Nick has constructed in his head?

See above, but if you are really groping for a rational explanation my best guess is the police report (assuming that is what Nick is angry about, because that's what Melton had) was gonna get out eventually, and Nick knows that. Somebody here would have gotten it, for example. Melton just got it first, and I think his was the full version and not the abridged.

What was more damaging, and what Melton likely wouldn't have gotten, was the CPS report that MNPR got. That's what he should be most pissed about, but he seems to be trying to downplay it. Especially now that MNPR is back

April would have let him play EverQuest.....

Or World of Warcraft.

But he would have had to play Horde, because April would have wanted to roll Blood Elf.

Now you would think Nick would have gone Goblin because of the nose, but he actually would have gladly gone male Blood Elf because they are extremely homosexual looking, and he and April could play the starting area together.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

NICK, PUSH THE FUCKING BUTTON! I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT, and @MNPublicRecords is required reading

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I thought this referred to @MNPublicRecords drops.

No - he is referring to the report that was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton that showed that the pastor was the one who reported him.

Nick is very mad at the person who leaked it, but not Patrick Melton, who was the one who received it and ultimately publicized it.

I bet the thought of the live chat has him sweating bullets right now. The longer he delays the more likely it is that he's a.) either not going to do it tonight or b.) will get a healthy does of liquid courage in him before he does.

If he was smart he would have done regular streams throughout his case while fastidiously avoiding mentioning his personal drama.

 

[AnOminous]

Secondly. He's very mad that a report was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton. Why is he trying to be best friends with Patrick Melton then? Does Nick not blame him at all?

Because Nick is such a disgusting worthless piece of shit that only a fat, greasy pedophile would put up with his foul presence.

 

[Grayback]

Both him and MNPublicRecords are staring at this page waiting for each other’s first move

guess I wasn't the only one who had this thought