Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

There are a couple odd things with his Locals stream.

Nick believes that the people who reported him must have lied because they had no reason to suspect he was doing drugs because he didn't tell him. Meaning he's still absolutely fucking delusional that the fact that he looked in every way like a junkie crackhead moron. He's learned NOTHING!

Secondly. He's very mad that a report was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton. Why is he trying to be best friends with Patrick Melton then? Does Nick not blame him at all?

 

[Grayback]

Motherfucker's still not streaming yet.
♪♫ "Come out ye crack and tan, come out and fight chat like a man!" ♫♬

 

[Sneed Force One]

Secondly. He's very mad that a report was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton. Why is he trying to be best friends with Patrick Melton then? Does Nick not blame him at all?

To Nick, the enemy of his enemy is his friend. All transgressions are forgiven when you hate Aaron Imholte. Even if your a fat, unintelligent pedophile. All of it is kosher if you fuck with the Toe

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Motherfucker's still not streaming yet.
♪♫ "Come out ye crack and tan, come out and fight chat like a man!" ♫♬

Both him and MNPublicRecords are staring at this page waiting for each other’s first move, a total deadlock .

 

[Beavis]

Both him and MNPublicRecords are staring at this page waiting for each other’s first move, a total deadlock .

MN standoff

 

[TheButcherknight]

he doesn't even have double digits in his locals waiting for the stream.

 

[Gator_Aids]

It appears we have another "audio glitch".

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Oh, who would have thought that his stream would be late? Or maybe even cancelled? Just shocking!

 

[thebigdream]

Don't believe your lying eyes!!! Time is an evil government conspiracy if you wanna know the truth of it! In the Balldoverse, it's 8.59pm until the moment Nick decides to get off the galaxy gas and stream.

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Having his private life made public was traumatic. He never wanted it to come out.

This from the guy who filmed himself in a hot tub with his wife and the two people they were having a sexual relationship with. “I was all but bragging about obvious thing, but now I’m mad that people figured out obvious thing.” Alrighty then…

More insanity from chat:

At this point, I’m more interested in this Frank dude than I am in Nick.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Its 18min past 9pm Central, and there's still no stream, and Balldo ain't streaming tonight.

 

[CoomerTine]

Both him and MNPublicRecords are staring at this page waiting for each other’s first move, a total deadlock .

Difference is one of them will shove a finger up their ass while they wait

 

[no-exit]

- Pastor Melin sent a letter to Nick saying he was 'no longer his pastor' and was a general 'dick' with nothing nice to say about him

What exactly does this mean? Has he been kicked from him congregation or something?

Chat craziness continues:

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"When I got arrested for delivering Bibles" lmao is Nick buying this troll?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is blaming his lawyer, but didn't tell the lawyer about the letter from Aaron that would have made this a slamdunk case? Make it make sense.

Nick is a megalomaniacal retard who thinks he's playing 4D backgammon hyperchess. In reality he's playing he's playing snakes and ladders with a behavioural doctor who just signed off on his autism diagnosis.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick believes that the people who reported him must have lied because they had no reason to suspect he was doing drugs because he didn't tell him. Meaning he's still absolutely fucking delusional that the fact that he looked in every way like a junkie crackhead moron.

So fucking delusional.

Hey Nick, EIGHT FUCKING DAYS* before you were arrested the church reported you for possible child neglect, INCLUDING worries about leaving at church mid-service, driving intoxicated, and weight loss (along with worries for the kids). People, even lowly Scandinavian prudes for whom you regard yourself as superior in Spicer, MN are not idiots.

* I think I have that timing right. It may have been 11 days.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- The government leaked documents and spread lies about him.

Again, the document he is seething about being leaked was leaked by Melton.

Does Melton not carry any blame for this? Why isn't Melton part of the plot Nick has constructed in his head?

- Nick was surprised about the 30 day jails sentence because his plea relied on the verbal understanding of no jail time. It was not in the actual plea document though. It was the judge who broke with this did it on his own as a probation condition.
- Nick called people stupid for not reading his sentence. Then he admits in the next sentence he was confused by the wording and had to ask for clarification. (LMAO!)

Interestingly, Nick confirmed beforehand that the state was seeking 5 years probation but didn't put that in the plea agreement. But according to him, the 30 days was never mentioned.

This suggests even more that Nick's performance during the PSIR was so abysmal that he talked himself into jail time.

-It will be hard for him to find fun again because he had to get rid of things he liked doing (e.g. video games) for...reasons... some of it involves other people and he cannot talk about it. Now the government is telling him he cannot do what he thinks is fun now. (Sounds like someone bitched at Nick about his hobbies) He will have to learn how to care about new things.

April would have let him play EverQuest.....

So fucking delusional.

Hey Nick, EIGHT FUCKING DAYS* before you were arrested the church reported you for possible child neglect, INCLUDING worries about leaving at church mid-service, driving intoxicated, and weight loss (along with worries for the kids). People, even lowly Scandinavian prudes for whom you regard yourself as superior in Spicer, MN are not idiots.

I believe that Nick actually believes the only way people could figure out that he was doing drugs is if he offered them drugs.

If they claimed they knew he was doing drugs, they must be LYING and making it up to try to get his KIDS he drives around HUNDREDS OF MILES A DAY taken away, even though he now freely admits he was in fact doing drugs for 2 years.

2 years happens to be the exact length of time this thread concluded he was using drugs for. Wild how that works.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

What exactly does this mean? Has he been kicked from him congregation or something?

Pastor Melin retired and probably sent a letter to all his congregation as a courtesy letting them know.

 

[Vibralldo]

There are a couple odd things with his Locals stream.

Nick believes that the people who reported him must have lied because they had no reason to suspect he was doing drugs because he didn't tell him. Meaning he's still absolutely fucking delusional that the fact that he looked in every way like a junkie crackhead moron. He's learned NOTHING!

Secondly. He's very mad that a report was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton. Why is he trying to be best friends with Patrick Melton then? Does Nick not blame him at all?

To answer both:

1. Nick is retarded
2. Nick is retarded

 

[thebigdream]

So let me get this straight: this is meant to be his long-awaited return to professional streaming, which he first had to delay by a day due to audio issues he failed to discover in the fucking forever that he hasn't been working, and is now 20+ minutes late to again despite there being no further issues.

This has to be a humiliation ritual at this point. How does he expect to attract anyone but hate-watchers? Even the most diehard Balldoguard won't stick around for content that's constantly cancelled and delayed.

 

[Jack Hoffman]

Knew I’d be late, knew it wouldn’t matter.
C’mon Rickity Racks, you can start now.