Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[saiyanprincess]

He was saying he's so bored now with no hobbies. Either ur kids take all your time or you're bored... like how is it both dude

 

[Butwhythough2]

It's so funny and weird that both false positives and lable switches happen to his daughter. Out of anyone else it was Rekieta's daughter, even though a small probability she just got unlucky. Also that cop had coke metabolites to sprinkle in there for good measure. Nick Rekieta is so important that the government had to try to take him down for good. He's definitely not a huge narcissistic faggot that was either too neglectful or dosed his kid, it's a government conspiracy.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

He is either drunk or baked.....or both.

Nick is at the computer right now, puffing away at nitrous, freaked out of his MIND because he needs to:
1. Start the stream and act normal on it
2. Have to deal with a new leak being posted while high, drunk, etc

Rackets is rattled to core.

 

[AnOminous]

He was saying he's so bored now with no hobbies. Either ur kids take all your time or you're bored... like how is it both dude

Try getting a job skelly.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

No - he is referring to the report that was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton that showed that the pastor was the one who reported him.

Nick is very mad at the person who leaked it, but not Patrick Melton, who was the one who received it and ultimately publicized it.


If he was smart he would have done regular streams throughout his case while fastidiously avoiding mentioning his personal drama.

I just assumed Nick leaked it to Melton. I guess he really does hate himself.

 

[Not Really Here]

Not there. This filthy pig forced his children to eat this repulsive slop.

That's child abuse. I can forgive the lack of bacon, but no eggs? And why TF are you carb loading, at night, in the summer? Bruh, there's like fresh vegetables sprouting from the ground.

Also, you can make a Philadelphia cheesecake super yellow, if you use the NY style finishing method, of leaving it in the cracked open oven for an hour to cool, before removing it.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Fire up the stream, Nick! I can't wait to watch these kiwifaggots eat their words. LFG!!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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"There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who [give cocaine to kids]. And those who [stream.]"

 

[Sneed Force One]

In the words of the British youth
"Pussio, fam. He's bottled it innit"

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

Fire up the stream, Nick! I can't wait to watch these kiwifaggots eat their words. LFG!!

It worked https://youtu.be/4o1sZkHh6cw

 

[Captain Manning]

Because Nick is such a disgusting worthless piece of shit that only a fat, greasy pedophile would put up with his foul presence.

There's that too.

Lore has it that Zumock was his first choice to be his bestest anti-Aaron chum, but Chad (wisely) told him to eat shit.

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guess I wasn't the only one who had this thought

These, and the tumbleweed blowing between them is Grifty's stupid round green mop head thing.

 

[CoomerTine]

Steam set up for 11:30

Public records guy set your watch

 

[thebigdream]

It worked https://youtu.be/4o1sZkHh6cw

>40 minutes away

 

[Not Really Here]

Has the Buffer estate noticed his Rumble changeover clip yet? Are they still super litigious over 'lets get ready to rumble'?

 

[Melty Butter]

Let's go:

10:30 Central/ 11:30 Eastern. Link
Edit: Put in the full description. SUPERTIPS!

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

No - he is referring to the report that was leaked to Patrick Melton and publicized by Patrick Melton that showed that the pastor was the one who reported him

I am still unconvinced that it wasn’t Rekieta himself who sent that police report to Melton.

 

[Null]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o1sZkHh6cw

40 minutes

 

[Sneed Force One]

Lore has it that Zumock was his first choice to be his bestest anti-Aaron chum, but Chad (wisely) told him to eat shit.

IIRC, he was sending Zumock super chats trying to butter him up, Chadly Chad immediately detected Nick's tactics and launched a verbal tirade on stream calling him a pedo-worshiping faggot who let Aaron fuck his wife to orgasm.

Nick was very fucking booty blasted that his monitary charm offensive was a negative investment. It was a great moment lmao

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

To Nick, the enemy of his enemy is his friend. All transgressions are forgiven when you hate Aaron Imholte. Even if your a fat, unintelligent pedophile. All of it is kosher if you fuck with the Toe

I hate Aaron, Nick. I think he tasted your goo. Now that we are BFF, lemme peep that bodycam footage. Maybe a Kayla nude for the road.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

It's so funny and weird that both false positives and lable switches happen to his daughter. Out of anyone else it was Rekieta's daughter, even though a small probability she just got unlucky. Also that cop had coke metabolites to sprinkle in there for good measure. Nick Rekieta is so important that the government had to try to take him down for good. He's definitely not a huge narcissistic faggot that was either too neglectful or dosed his kid, it's a government conspiracy.

What's funny and weird is that the lab error rate was so high that a single test of his daughter resulted in a massive false positive. But that Nick had over a hundred tests and not a single false positive.

Funny and weird that a Poisson event like a massive false positive test wasn't followed up with other ones. Almost like Nick is completely full of shit.