Nintendo Switch 2 (WIP) - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[NeedsToBe42%]

I want to rip on Nintendo and all the shit things they’re doing, and yet, I know that I’m totally buying one at some point and playing it in my cuckshed. I hate being such a diehard Nintendrone. Also, first time here, sorry if I do or say something too newfaggish. I would be on /v/ right now arguing with snoys if Hiro and rapeape weren’t retarded.

 

[Two Dollars]

I want to rip on Nintendo and all the shit things they’re doing, and yet, I know that I’m totally buying one at some point and playing it in my cuckshed. I hate being such a diehard Nintendrone. Also, first time here, sorry if I do or say something too newfaggish.

Don’t worry, you’d have to try really hard to outfag this thread.

I would be on /v/ right now

Never mind, you outfagged this thread.

 

[Neil]

I want to rip on Nintendo and all the shit things they’re doing, and yet, I know that I’m totally buying one at some point and playing it in my cuckshed

I'd also like to buy one to replace my old console further down the line once they've figured out all the HD upgrade shit, cut the price and actually have some fucking games. The only justifiable reason to buy it on launch is to homebrew it, which hopefully ends up happening sooner rather than later.

I hope I and others are right and sales lag hard enough to take the console down by the same peg the 3DS did after its horrible launch year. However, the fist of consumerism has tightened around the necks of Americans so much over the last 15 years, maybe I shouldn't get my hopes up too high. The gaming industry in particular has gotten away with so much anti-consumer shit over the last decade, wouldn't be surprised if people consoom themselves into getting the Switch 2 to surpass the PS2's record, and buy more copies of MKW than MK8.

Such of a visual upgrade!
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It's so baffling how lazily made MKW seems to be in a lot of areas. Every costume is its own character slot, meanwhile MK8 figured it out 10 years ago.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I'd feel very confident betting that it will take at least a year for the S2 to be out of pre order hell due to Nintendo pulling a forced scarcity to drive up hype.

 

[Hermione Granger]

I think we understand now why Goytendo went after the Switch emulators so harshly... because that's what the Switch 2 has to do in order to play Switch 1 games. Meaning Switch 2 might as well be cracked at launch. I can't wait to Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee all the way across the sea.

The only interesting thing about the switch2 is to see how fast it can be hacked after release. Then we can sit back and laugh and watch the nintendo 90 dollars baby games get pirated.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Um, excuse you but there are FLAME decals on World's windmills which mean it's obviously better. Anyone claiming 8 is better for being "atmospheric" are just poorfags coping.

The bigger issue is that it's been 11 years since the last Mario Kart released and that's the best they can do. It doesn't help the direct showed the game drop to 30fps the moment 3 players were in a lobby despite the hilariously outdated and low spec requirement cartoonish design.