Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ivan Daniloff]

He has the physique of young Captain America.
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The t-shirt is a deliberate troll. He didn’t put on a button-down long-sleeve shirt because that would be a concession to the Swedes.

 

[ADHD]

"Muh T-trump. G-gulf of America."

GET BACK ON THE SAUCE, NICK! YOU NEED IT!

Poor little guy can't believe how bad this shit is.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

If it wasn't for the live commentary in this thread this would be incredibly boring.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't think Nick understands that no one cares about his political takes because he's a parrot nosed coke fiend that doesn't love their own spawn enough.

There's like 60 people left that unconditionally love Rekieta and just wants boring, vaguely right leaning libertarian takes. So many of his Twitter replies are "when are you doing trial streams again?" That's who he's targeting.

 

[Null]

I'm out. This is insipid bile akin to second-rate political streamers like Styx.

 

[Grayback]

Jesus fuck.
Nick's waterboarding us with the sort of profound observations that a 12-year-old has, going "hey uhhhh did you guys ever notice that uhhhh the government is made up of people, and uhhhh some people side with one guy, and that means uhhhh..."

I can't fucking take this.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Trump is capable to negotiate with strength and confidence

Is this the new strat? Dickride Trump and hope some of that MAGA-red covers you up?

First time watching a Nick stream. Does he always just ramble aimlessly or does he actually get to the fucking point eventually?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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Poor little guy can't believe how bad this shit is.

We need to liberate this and give it to @Cats this painting does not deserve it's current fate.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

"I'm not going to bullshit you."
[bullshits you]

He could learn a thing or too from Homer J. Simpson.

If you're a compulsive liar but you're too stupid to think of any convincing lies, keeping your gob shut is more often than not the smartest thing you could do.

 

[AnOminous]

How much nose do you think Nick’s used up? He can always do the Stevie Nicks method and shove everything up his ass. I’m sure he can gape fairly easily.

They'll probably have to reconstruct his nose at some point. His cocaine abuse literally changed his voice. His septum probably barely even exists. What a cock-swallowing queer.

There's like 60 people left that unconditionally love Rekieta and just wants boring, vaguely right leaning libertarian takes. So many of his Twitter replies are "when are you doing trial streams again?" That's who he's targeting.

Have these tards not noticed he's so brain-damaged he's been completely utterly wrong even about his own cases? Did they miss the Barneswalking Franks hearing bullshit where he totally lost?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Is Nick gearing up to tie Trumps Prosecution to his own "unfair prosecution"? Is that where he's going with this?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I hate this nigga talking about Trump. He admitted he hates it. Worse he went to Mar-A-Lago and dressed like a 5th rate pimp to snort cocaine while hoping someone would fuck his wife there.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Null-sisters, not like this...

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I'm out. This is insipid bile akin to second-rate political streamers like Styx.

Let's be honest. We both know the moment you drop it something extremely funny is gonna happen.

You should do it.

 

[beautiful person]

Once you kill those brain cells, they don't come back.

 

[asipasip]

"he looks like he eats through his anus for breakfast" where did he get that genius line from and how long has he been waiting to bust it out?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Anyone keeping track of superchats?

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Why the fuck is he going on about Trump again?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Is this the new strat? Dickride Trump and hope some of that MAGA-red covers you up?

First time watching a Nick stream. Does he always just ramble aimlessly or does he actually get to the fucking point eventually?

Yes he always rambles. Usually he's seething less obviously though because he's drunk.

 

[888Flux]

Every single one of you who voted this retarded fag for Lolcow of the Year not just once, but twice, needs to write a formal apology.