Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cyber Autist]

The court DROPPED the charge and SEALED the records so he WASN’T abusing the kids, stalker child!

That's got to be one of the most annoying aspects of Nick. He thinks that a court not declaring him guilty somehow changes reality. No matter what anyone says, Nick did neglect his children, and I think it's pretty safe to say it is abuse when you're fucked up on booze and coke. Even worse, when they also get into your stash, and that is the BEST interpretation of how his daughter tested positive for it.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

Couldn't you tell him to kill himself? I guess you could do that some other time.

Nick can't have jersh on. He only talks to josh from the shower at 3 am.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick, someone rarely drinking to the point of vomiting and drinking everyday to tolerate life are two very different things.

 

[dustnight]

This is great

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Couldn't you tell him to kill himself? I guess you could do that some other time.

The voices in his head will be taking care of that for the next five years with no booze to keep them quiet.

 

[porkWellington]

"while everyone's paying attention to Rekieta, Imma just get a lil fucked up if you wanna know the truth about it bish. Suffuh someone I used to know."

 

[AnOminous]

He wants to talk jersh.
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He looks like hammered shit. He looks like he's dying.

 

[Sneed Force One]

HAHA, Nick got asked if he thinks the sentencing was harsh and he visibly had to bite his tongue.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick's constant failure to understand that people experience external feelings and judgements about others is so endlessly fascinating. Yeah, people were pissed when you were arrested and outed as a druggy degenerate. There's nothing odd about that, people should hate druggy degenerates. That doesn't mean anyone was 'personally effected' by your actions, but it also doesn't mean you don't inspire feelings of disgust. You do. You're disgusting.

 

[MNPublicRecords]

I mean, here's my wishlist:
...

• April proof of life or updates

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

He will never make it to August 1st clean. He's going to fuck up before May.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>"It's the pot calling the kettle weed."
What?

Maybe he was really never on drugs.

Maybe he is just actually retarded.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

He's taken so long to workup to whining at uncivil that I'm losing patience. I don't watch many streams so I never realized how incredibly nice it is that Null does all of his superchats at the very end. It might be slightly worse for the superchatters but it's so much better for viewers.

Also I don't know how you say you win while also admitting you got fucking body slammed.

 

[arc minsk]

He looks like hammered shit. He looks like he's dying.

he's going to do the legal definition of sober where he has an amphetamine script for his made up energy sleeping dysgenic disease and then xanax for his made up energy dysgenic depression disease. "SEE GUYS IM SOBER!" but he's taking 4 controlled substances prescribed by doctors so it's okay guys!

they call this california sober in california but they call this trailer park sober everywhere else.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Still harping on "muh corrupt gubermint"

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

Also, he looks like he thinned the fuck out. I love YouTube. Get to see the results of substance abuse in real time.

 

[Captain Manning]

Bingo, see attached.

Oh, thank GOD. I was about to go to bed. I thought this night was a bust outright.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Oh fuck you timed it exactly with Nick talking about April on stream

I'm gonna fucking cum

 

[Desktop User2]

He wants to talk jersh.
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That is such a bullshit edit to make Rekieta look bad by begging Jersh to talk to him, albeit in a faggy way. The full sentence was: "Sure, Josh, you can cum on my wife."
The Karen Farms always with their sneaky lying edits...

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

I fucking knew it, he's still abusing that 5head.