Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

So you are blaming other people lmao

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Somebody may have beaten me to it, but should anybody want to watch it, here is Nick's paypig only Locals stream from today. Enjoy!

Rekieta Post-Sentencing Locals Stream 19-04-25
https://rumble.com/v6sbqq3-rekieta-post-sentencing-locals-stream-19-04-25.html

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I will say he's being marginally less retarded by actually thinking before he answers questions instead of just blabbing immediately.

He needs to look directly into the camera and thank the courts for the probation right now. Literally saving his brain cells.

 

[Ed Craven]

THE COKE WAS THE NANNY'S
IT WAS THE STEEL TOE'S

 

[Null]

Someone clip that diatribe about the drug testing lab and the judge conspiring to not invalidate any other results

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's saying "the cops didn't prove that the cocaine in my bedroom safe that I admitted was mine wasn't planted by Aaron or the ex Nanny!"

 

[thebigdream]

Prove it's my safe under my bed checkmate atheists

 

[CoomerTine]

You did claim the police were planting evidence

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Nick's constant failure to understand that people experience external feelings and judgements about others is so endlessly fascinating. Yeah, people were pissed when you were arrested and outed as a druggy degenerate. There's nothing odd about that, people should hate druggy degenerates. That doesn't mean anyone was 'personally effected' by your actions, but it also doesn't mean you don't inspire feelings of disgust. You do. You're disgusting.

Which is a frankly amazing feat of mental gymnastics after the years he spent castigating and laughing at degenerate retards before he went off the deep end. Jack Murphy riding sex toys and cucking himself didn’t personally affect Nick in any way but he still made it his personality for months to dunk on him anyway. Now though, when people go after him, they’re weirdos who care too much about things that aren’t their business.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

The Lord giveth...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Nick: The state would've had a hard time proving that I was the only one who had access to the coke safe in my room.
The Chat:

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

What a fucking weasel!
Still blaming other people for the cocaine, still saying that cops contaminated the scene, the state didn't prove anything.
"BUT I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED!"
kys Nick

 

[Desktop User2]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Is he fucking renting a crack shack for his crack whore?! I hope he is at least pimping her out to pump the family revenue...

 

[Luciferium]

That shirt looks like it came out of the dirty laundry hamper, I can almost smell it.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

"cocaine molly and ketamine" incredible stuff. I'm surprised his daughter isn't dead.

 

[AnOminous]

That is such a bullshit edit to make Rekieta look bad by begging Jersh to talk to him, albeit in a faggy way. The full sentence was: "Sure, Josh, you can cum on my wife."
The Karen Farms always with their sneaky lying edits...

Nick would let any of us rape the shit out of his wife just for a tiny scrap of attention.

 

[arc minsk]

imagine april walking back into the generic flintstones factory that makes parts for a thing after all of this, trying to pretend to be normal, after getting involved with 2 youtube retards.

 

[Cyber Autist]

What a fucking weasel!
Still blaming other people for the cocaine, still saying that cops contaminated the scene, the state didn't prove anything.
"BUT I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED!"
kys Nick

I don't know how he's gotten away with it. He's admitted fault in court. He pled guilty. How the fuck isn't this guy getting raped by the judge for still claiming some conspiracy?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Question, if answerable at this time: is the polycule actually still a thing, or was April kicked out by the powers that be, and Nick’s seeing her clandestinely? Is Kayla aware, you think? (I know, Kayla being aware…)

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

A poll about when he goes to prison for parole violation would be some fun interactive betting. Because yeah I am now convinced it's coming.

I don't know how he's gotten away with it. He's admitted fault in court. He pled guilty. How the fuck isn't this guy getting raped by the judge for still claiming some conspiracy?

Because just like with Bossman Jack, you apparently get like 4-5x chances these days before they really send you to prison.