Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.
I'm sorry for doubting you
 
Wait why even imply that the drug labs got his shit wrong while admitting that all the drugs are his and what they are?

Is it just because he's mad about his daughters results?

It's super common for kids of drug users to consume the drugs of their parents themselves. Usually accidentally or through incompetency or neglect.
 
"if you have an ounce of cocaine and take it before the cops come there's no charge but if you have an ounce on the shelf you get a felony. They need to change the laws." LOL
Shit by that logic he should just do some coke tonight.
After all if you take it all before the cops come its not breaking probation.
 
I think this is a totally new cope about the coke amount, saying the weight was all of his drugs and the packages together. A couple weeks ago there were entire ounces that weren't even in the report.

What a scam.
that was andrew branca's argument day one. "WELL ACKSUALLY THE BAG WEIGHS .0000001293812 OUNCES SO TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL TO ARREST THEM!"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Scout Trooper
Back