Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[demicolon]

Are you even a man when a pig can show up at your front door at any minute, force you to pull your pants down and piss in a cup?

Piss in mah bottle, Rackets!

 

[arc minsk]

"I have learned the lesson to do all my coke as soon as I get it."

it's why black people eat it and die in the back of a cop car. rekieta law firm strategy

 

[CoomerTine]

The guilty plea can’t hurt you it isn’t real!

The guilty plea:

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Null jumping on live and just telling Nick that he should neck himself for letting his daughter get into his coke in any way would be kino.

Preview of Null’s appearance on stream.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Wait so I have a question. If Nick somehow gets through his probation and doesn't fuck himself because of how he pleaded guilty would he still be a first time offender if he did it again?

 

[Ed Craven]

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOLD ME I CANT DOWN BEERS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!
GOVERNMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

 

[Desktop User2]

So, is he basically reneging his guilty plea live?

 

[thebigdream]

Drugs: not real
Guilty plea: not real
Your lying eyes: not real
Romaine's thick Jamaican cock: RAW, HARD AND REAL

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOLD ME I CANT DOWN BEERS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!
GOVERNMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

REEEEE HOW DARE THERE BE CONSEQUENCES FOR MY ACTIONS!

 

[Zab McMann]

>5 years of probation is insane.

I'm willing to bet he fucked up somewhere in the PSI and the judge really wanted to wake him up from the drug haze.

 

[CoomerTine]

What did I do to get the government involved in my life?

You broke the law you fucking idiot

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

THE GOVERNMENT HAS TOLD ME I CANT DOWN BEERS FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS!
GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!
GOVERNMENT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, NICK, YOU’RE A GROWN ASS MAN, CHUG A FIFTH OF WHISKEY AND SNORT A LINE, THEY CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BODY

 

[arc minsk]

So, is he basically reneging his guilty plea live?

that's going to be tough to upkeep while he's in jail with no internet. let's see how this plays out.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

"what did I do to warrant you controlling my life to this degree?" Your kid tested positive for a fuck ton of cocaine.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Drugs: not real
Guilty plea: not real
Your lying eyes: not real
Romaine's thick Jamaican cock: RAW, HARD AND REAL

I read this in PPP's voice. Lul

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Oh no, my Vodka Sauce!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Bodycam footage of Nick being led out of the run down galaxy gas shack in handcuffs will be the cinema we were promised all along.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Wait so I have a question. If Nick somehow gets through his probation and doesn't fuck himself because of how he pleaded guilty would he still be a first time offender if he did it again?

No, he pled guilty.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh no, my Vodka Sauce!

Oh no, my Oshi!

 

[Ed Craven]

Oh my god is he seriously preparing his defence when he loses control and downs every single bottle of jack? The fucking alcohol in the pasta sauce didn't cook off? That would be such a low amount that it wouldn't even show up on a test right?