Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Visably Erect]

Somewhere out there is a man with large breasts seething because something happened in Coconut Community Theater

 

[Punished Magician]

Remember, when and if it comes back, you'll be instabanned if you even dare to ask what the fuck happened.

To compare to here, where while we've had a couple hacks they have not ever been root level assrape and Null has immediately explained exactly what happened.

You're missing the silver lining here, pal. There will probably be several dozen new instaban phrases related to the hack/doxings that you'll be able to convince newfags to try saying. Trying to think of some wacky pretext to get people to type "Benjamin Fischbein" only works so many times before you have to rotate it out for a new phrase.

I'm guessing they don't make shit off 4chan passes, or money off the site in general, since they're taking their sweet time with this.

Your logic is backwards. Jannies do it 4free but there are still other positions that do get paid. Every day where those people are still on payroll, and there's no ad revenue, is just lost money, so Hiro would want it back up ASAP. It's taking this long because they can't just get it to "it works again", they need to get it to "you can no longer google 100 vulnerabilities that still work on the site and ask chatgpt how to use them" which requires significant work on every single component of the site's software, or migrating to new software entirely and then getting all of their old custom features (including lots of under-the-hood things users wouldn't consider) re-implemented AND converting the database to a format that works on the new software. Pull up a chair and grab a book because even best case scenario is measured in weeks not days.

 

[Punished Puck]

kwey won
the sharty won
soot won
kuz won
doll won
froot won
'teens won
transphobes won
cobson won
feraljak won
chuds won
soyjaks won
bald men with glasses won
4chan lost
/lgbt/ lost
moot lost
gookmoot lost
trans sisters lost
anonymous lost
pepe lost
classic wojaks lost
the right side of history lost

 

[Three4Free]

jews are the lawyers for christian institutions

They (and masons) have also been "in charge" of every new Bible translation for at least the past century. Why would you allow people who openly claim to hate your god do the translations of your holiest text?

 

[Itchy Hemorrhoids]

this thread is PLAGUED

 

[Nick Gehr]

elon ruins twitter, and 4chan gets nuked all within the span of 2 years

you have to have something good for it to be ruined

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

I'm guessing they don't make shit off 4chan passes, or money off the site in general, since they're taking their sweet time with this.

Maybe if Gookmoot let people pay with actual money instead of shitcoin he could get revenue for the site's war chest.

It's a metaphor for the whole site. Take things that should be easy and straightforward and make them into the most needlessly difficult tasks possible.

 

[Three4Free]

@Null American cheese is the best cheese. It's the only cheese. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a faggot.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

Somewhere out there is a man with large breasts seething because something happened in Coconut Community Theater

Mistakes into miracles.

 

[ringtones]

it's officially Easter, are you guys ready

 

[Three4Free]

you'll be instabanned if you even dare to ask what the fuck happened

You will also be banned if you dare to ask why ALL of the jannies were transgender. This is something that needs to be fucking explained.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

tfw you're starving at work and every other post in this thread is the mcchicken man

 

[DickMain]

You will also be banned if you dare to ask why ALL of the jannies were transgender. This is something that needs to be fucking explained.

The Administrator's Barely-Disguised Fetish

 

[von Hapasbourg]

He is risen.

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man I don't like how AI jesus looks like how mormons draw him

 

[ringtones]

man I don't like how AI jesus looks like how mormons draw him

there's probably a lot of similarity in thought process between a mormon and a neural network that's dumber than a cockroach

 

[blackface enthusiast]

this the thread is PLAGUED

With gay nigger AIDS.

 

[Iwasbornapoorblackchild]

You will also be banned if you dare to ask why ALL of the jannies were transgender. This is something that needs to be fucking explained.

There was that one guy who had normie pictures and a wife.
That guy was extremely out of place.

 

[ringtones]

There was that one guy who had normie pictures and a wife.
That guy was extremely out of place.

the /p/ mod? Photography guy? It looked like he was the last remaining legit janny who was actually doing his job

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

They (and masons) have also been "in charge" of every new Bible translation for at least the past century. Why would you allow people who openly claim to hate your god do the translations of your holiest text?

>at least the past century
Its probably so much worse than that. The cope is that they couldn't have changed it too far out of character without causing massive suspicion. For example the part that calls them the synagogue of satan.
They got around that by changing people's perception of them from scoundrels to victims and entrenching themselves at the gates as gatekeepers of anything and everything they could get into, information first, publishing, newspapers.
Secret allied occultists and fake branches of christianity hiding their hand in lodges or temples on every continent.

 

[boxybum]

honestly I miss /ic/ /x/ and /3/ so much, there's nowhere else on the web that even remotely comes close to them.

There is no site like 4chan on the internet where you can say whatever you want while discussing a wide range of topics. The normies only know about /b/ and stay away. The regular users know how great the other boards were. Personally I am really missing /tv/, /vg/, /g/. It sucks knowing There is no where else to talk with like minded people without the risk of getting permanently banned.