Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Eventide]

lol this fucking fake ass “ketubah” is just English and some doodles. It’s as real as her marriage.

It looks like the airbrushed name art you see for sale on the beach:

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

It reminds me of those airbrush tshirts that all the Cholas and Cholos used to wear in the 90s. Especially when taking friend group photos at the mall.

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Becky is LARPING poor with SAD
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Main character syndrome poverty tourist

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I think this is the ketubah fwiw https://annaabramzon.com/products/two-hearts-into-one-tree-ketubah

For a moment I thought maybe Bex had at least mustered enough care at one point to do a cringe-but-cute Marriage contact by hand but ofc it was a paid for mass produced "contract" with blanks to fill in

I think my first ever Kiwifarms thread, the thing that originally made me join KF in the first place, was Alison Rapp, and in that thread I heard about BPD for the first time ever. There was a phrase used in that thread, "banging her head against the wall", that I distinctly remember and that, for me, is what I always think of when I see some other BPD nutcase doing this sort of thing.

They really are all the same, aren't they?

The banging head against wall incident happened when Jake announced he was down and bouncing with current gf. He took her to ER and pretty much moved out the day after. To his credit, after this incident he basically said "Glad your OK but I'm done - bye". Alison was at least sane enough to understand it was over - then went hardcore on the patreon funded cam-whore idea till she realized it was attracting absolute creepers like PunningPundit (who had been parasocialing on Alisons profile while also boning Bex)

They also had no kids so Jake had the benefit that he could just keep on walking after that initial episode. Bex has a kid now, if she BPD's too much it's going to give Daniel a stronger case on custody if he ever chooses to go down that road or for any relatives that become concerned for Hannah's safety down the line.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

For a moment I thought maybe Bex had at least mustered enough care at one point to do a cringe-but-cute Marriage contact by hand but ofc it was a paid for mass produced "contract" with blanks to fill in

That's 285$ she won't see again, too. Why a simple poster costs that much is beyond me, it's not exactly hand-crafted or special.

Alison was at least sane enough to understand it was over

She also was sane enough to disappear from the Internet completely, thus escaping the Sauron's eye of Kiwifarms. Which means she was nowhere near as narcissistic and attention-starved as Becky after all. It' either that or she availed herself of the sea, but the latter is unlikely.

 

[Wargarbl]

Burn ketubah burn

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There's something so deliciously funny about Becky burning her symbolic Jewish marriage contract that would be completely invalid under any sane interpretation of Judaism. Not to mention it's a Jewish spiritual contract between a fat slav shiksa and a fat atheist literal Nazi descendant.

I'm surprised it didn't burn itself after they signed it.

 

[salt]

For a moment I thought maybe Bex had at least mustered enough care at one point to do a cringe-but-cute Marriage contact by hand but ofc it was a paid for mass produced "contract" with blanks to fill in



The banging head against wall incident happened when Jake announced he was down and bouncing with current gf. He took her to ER and pretty much moved out the day after. To his credit, after this incident he basically said "Glad your OK but I'm done - bye". Alison was at least sane enough to understand it was over - then went hardcore on the patreon funded cam-whore idea till she realized it was attracting absolute creepers like PunningPundit (who had been parasocialing on Alisons profile while also boning Bex)

They also had no kids so Jake had the benefit that he could just keep on walking after that initial episode. Bex has a kid now, if she BPD's too much it's going to give Daniel a stronger case on custody if he ever chooses to go down that road or for any relatives that become concerned for Hannah's safety down the line.

A normal ketubah is a standard document with blanks to fill in. But a normal ketubah is also formulated for a religious marriage between one man and one woman. So.

People who have real Jewish weddings will often get a nice looking ketubah that can be hung as wall art somewhere. People put them in their living rooms. But people who have real Jewish weddings aren’t normally already married to another person. I think she probably was just jazzed about another opportunity to be a consoomer and have more needlessly expensive stuff.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Plus now if they do get back together, she can now say they need a vow renewal to recommit, and everyone should come and sign a new expensive piece of paper and buy Becky presents or they're being unsupportive of what unconventional love looks like and hate her happy ending.

 

[Temperance]

I'm guessing "tia" is Mancy.

Yeah, the "live-in Tia" is definitely Nymphomachy. Nice to have confirmation that he's still in the McMansion.
Let's see what he's been up to lately:

He apparently spent most of March helping to make a visual novel for an amateur/hobbyist competition (NaNoRenO).
This was his team's submission: https://watercress.itch.io/hhor



Hates his life, same as always.

And still insane.


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Rowling Derangement Syndrome. Claims the HP books were astroturfed rather than genuinely super-popular. Or if they are popular, it's just because people want to financially support Rowling's "genocidal agenda". Also tries to imply that Rowling is partially responsible for the existence of the Zizian cult.

Spoiler

Wishes he was a real woman. Still tells people to eat his dick.



Claims to be an "IGM victim". I assume he means Intersex Genital Mutilation here. Who wants to bet he's lying and is possibly just referring to being circumcised?

Also claims to have PAIS [Partial Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome] or something similar.


He has "invisible disabilities", just like Becky.


He's ethnically some kind of Jewish/Hispanic mix. Says he's literally been employed as a Shabbos goy before.


Yet another ex-military troon.


Not a fan of homeschooling or "parent's rights".

Not a fan of religion either. Makes me wonder what he thinks about Becky's (fake) Judaism. Does it not count as "authoritarian", or something?


Big spergout about "Nazis" and how they don't count as human & don't deserve human rights. Interestingly, his hatred of incarceration is so great that he thinks that not even Nazis should be incarcerated (rather, they should be swiftly executed).

He also thinks the belief that "prisons should and must exist" is worthy of execution.


Uh oh. Another autopedophile in the McMansion?





He wants to abolish "parents' rights" and utterly socially obliterate the "traditional family unit". Gee, I wonder if he has any ulterior motives here? Surely not!


Incarceration is "the most inhumane possible thing one person can do to another (yes, worse than murder, rape, and maiming)".

And yet despite this, he wants his mother to be jailed - for the terrible crime of giving birth to him and having the wrong politics!

Big Thunk that he considers incarceration to be worse than murder or rape, and that not even inhuman Nazis should be jailed... but he wants it for his own mother.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Becky: “Hannah is so loved. Our commune is full of so many people who love her (except my shitass Nazi-sympathizing ex-husband, curses upon his name) and take care of her. These people include my shrimp-dicked vestigial first husband, my balding autopedophilic boytoy, and Hannah’s live-in tia.”

Meanwhile, in a dark and jizz-crusted corner of the Cuck Mansion, Hannah’s “live-in tia”: “I hate all people. Existence is the only prison we all share. I wish my mother had never conceived me. God is bad but also fake. Here’s some fetish art, like and subscribe.”

It’s very deeply funny to me for him to sperg about parental rights and homeschooling in particular, because in California pulling your child out of school is as easy as:

Literally file one form a year and you too can make sure your Minecraft-headed baby never learns to read Harry Potter at all, thus protecting them from the demonic influence it possesses.

Special thanks to the conservative lobbyist group HSLDA for making it super duper easy to yoink your kids and academically neglect protect them from eeeebil Republicans trying to confuse them with dangerous ideology like “It doesn’t matter what you wear because, no matter what you do, you’re still you.”

Funny how modern liberals and the Religious Right from the early aughts sound like they filled in the same Mad-Libs page, just with slightly different answers.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Rowling Derangement Syndrome. Claims the HP books were astroturfed rather than genuinely super-popular. Or if they are popular, it's just because people want to financially support Rowling's "genocidal agenda". Also tries to imply that Rowling is partially responsible for the existence of the Zizian cult.

So all those 10-year-olds reading the books and watching the movies only did so out of a desire to commit genocide?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky the broke is headed to the Renaissance Faire today with at least two weed pens. Maybe more. How many weed pens does one person need for a Renaissance faire?



Guessing she's headed to the Irwindale faire. Should note, it's $44 per adult for a one day entry, plus food and booze and you know Becky's gonna buy flower crowns and "magic potions" and all sorts of overpriced tchochkes.

But they're super broke. Please contribute to her PayPal.

 

[FBI-chan]

Most women have husbands who don’t have the luxury of calling off work when they decide Mommy just needs a day to fuck random losers and get high and play video games.

Most mothers also have to work in order to earn money, which Rebecca actively avoids doing.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Most mothers also have to work in order to earn money, which Rebecca actively avoids doing.

Look, if you can find a place where this poor put upon soul can find a place to work without constantly bring misgenered when they are clearly a male and every male just itching to get their hands on him, she would love to work but no such environment exists.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Outstanding that Becky's spending her kid's second Easter charging vape pens for the Ren Faire. One year old is an incredibly fun age for setting out a few giant easter eggs with some little toys inside, and watching a child figure out that the eggs are different, that they open, and that fun stuff is contained within. Great for cause and effect.

But of course, Becky can't do that, because putting out a few plastic easter eggs would be too much effort Christian.

Sam celebrates Easter and thinks of it as a secular holiday, but of course, Sam's not allowed his own traditions. He can either slot in at Casa de Cuck or get the fuck out, because Becky's religion (whatever it is today) is the only true one.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Outstanding that Becky's spending her kid's second Easter charging vape pens for the Ren Faire. One year old is an incredibly fun age for setting out a few giant easter eggs with some little toys inside, and watching a child figure out that the eggs are different, that they open, and that fun stuff is contained within. Great for cause and effect.

But of course, Becky can't do that, because putting out a few plastic easter eggs would be too much effort Christian.

Sam celebrates Easter and thinks of it as a secular holiday, but of course, Sam's not allowed his own traditions. He can either slot in at Casa de Cuck or get the fuck out, because Becky's religion (whatever it is today) is the only true one.

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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

And yet despite this, he wants his mother to be jailed - for the terrible crime of giving birth to him and having the wrong politics!

Do we have a irl name on this troon, or a lead on one? Because I'd like to work on that if not.

 

[Temperance]

Do we have a irl name on this troon, or a lead on one? Because I'd like to work on that if not.

Nymphomachy's troon name is "Penelope Pilbeam". [1] [2] He used to go by "Pepper Pilbeam", apparently. [3]



This might be him on Facebook (Nymphomachy fancies himself to be a writer), but I can't check without an account:


https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1238965679546065&id=290072384435404
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=996884273754208&id=290072384435404

He has used the handle "penelopticon" in the past.
https://itch.io/profile/penelopticon
[Deleted Tumblr] https://web.archive.org/web/20170315000000*/https://penelopticon.tumblr.com/

Based on his stated ages in the archives (26 in 2015 & 27 in 2017), he should be around age 36 now.

Interestingly, he says above that he started transitioning around age 24. Yet another instance of troons memoryholing & rewriting their past, since I'm pretty sure I've seen him talk about being a trans kid and getting bullied/harassed for it.

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Funnily, he is (or was) a MovieBob orbiter. [1] [2] [3]

Lol:

Candid photo (note the glasses, piercings, and upper arm tattoo compared to above):



Interesting tidbit of lore:


Gross:

@blue gopher snakes is probably right about the "dark and jizz-crusted corner of the Cuck Mansion".
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edit: LinkedIn account under the name "P.X. Pilbeam": https://www.linkedin.com/in/p-x-pilbeam-37b146194/


No posts. He was in the Air Force from 2009 to 2014 as a "Cryptologic Linguist". After that, he was a student at Southern Illinois University Carbondale from 2015 to 2017, but doesn't seem to have earned a degree?
He's been a NEET ever since then (Watercress LLC isn't a real company - that's just the hobbyist visual novel group he's a member of).

An old Twitter alt confirms the "P.X. Pilbeam" name: https://archive.ph/c6JlS

 

[Umaibae]

Love how the House Troon calls themself "Latina" in one post, then Ashkenazi Jew and white in another. Which one is it, hm?

He and Basic Becky are made for one another!

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

More then a veteran troon, more then being a fake-jew, BPD chaser, it's 'MovieBob orbiter' is perhaps the crowning achievement of weirdos cringe internet career.
No one should sink that low.
Seek god.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Before "Penelope" deleted his Twitter, I had done a deep dive. He also has an ex-wife but claims he's a virgin in "any way that counts." Very weird dude.

In other Becky news, polyamory is NO EXCUSE for expecting Becky to be okay with Daniel's new partner. And how dare Daniel expect the baby's parent without a full time job who is caring for the baby to also show around a visiting relative?

Becky keeps acting like Hah-nuh is a newborn and that everyone will think her responsibilities end with caring for her endless needs. You have a toddler now, bitch. You can easily take her out and about with her grandmother.

Also, Sam is now "our boyfriend."

Becky, postpartum depression by definition is experienced in the first year after giving birth. Daniel didn't dump you for postpartum depression. He couldn't have.