Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ihaveelbows]

law commentary being invented by nick is more Important than his daughter testing positive for cocaine

wow

 

[asipasip]

Everyone is just jealous and angry at Nick. He doesn't know why people are angry.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Yeah Balldo, Kurt's totally jealous of you. Everyone critical of you is just jealous. Fucking delusional. Just end the stream and snort your coke, so we can get this probation over with already.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Why does Nick pretend Kurt needs to be this hyper-successful show and copy his Dick Masterton irreverent pop-culture bullshit? You aren't the fucking required template for a LawTube channel.

Maybe Kurt is happy with a more straight-boot, factual show? Is that a comprehensible idea to Nick?

No idea. LegalMindset has surpassed Nick. Natethelawyer also. Andrea Burkhart found her content arc as well. Emily Baker like years ahead. Potentially Criminal will take off the next big case that comes.

Kurt is very dry. If he makes a living, fair enough, but he doesn't seem to attract superchats like some others.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"ANYONE who was UPSET with me THINKING I drugged my daughter is just JEALOUS and BITTER"

 

[jimmybags]

Respect to balldo for dabbing on that weirdo creep Uncivil Law. Why does anyone even like that balldoguarding faggot? Nick has made me laugh with his coke stream, Uncivil Law is a brainlet who couldn’t entertain a dog with a pair of keys.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

o7 to all the brave souls watching this narcissist pull out every clumsy maneuver in the low-grade psychopath’s playbook. Hearing his voice again would send me to the shadow realm.

I managed 3 minutes. He is so damn boring. Let's face it, without the guests he used to attract, he has no on screen charismatic talent.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Yeah that tracks.

 

[Gator_Aids]

He confirms he lost the precious Locals contract.

WOMP WOMP

Guess that 5K gift ain't happening.

 

[asipasip]

These people aren't good at jokes or self control. Nick is.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is repeatedly looking away from the camera again, have the ceiling cats returned?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

and Balldo is going to continue to pretend he's not a homosexual after this stream. It's like he's channeling a high school mean girl.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Hackamania confirmed

Nick's gonna break lol

Where are they hosting this? IF its anywhere near vegas he is done.
Hell he never had a chance to begin with, if there's alcohol anywhere on the premise he is DONE.
God I hope his probation officers find out when the event is and surprise visit him at 3AM the next day. Even if they have to travel there to do it.

Not to cuck the content, but couldn't Aaron C&D Nick using his voice and likeness?

Probably not. Parody is usually fair use. There was another streamer that tried to DMCA a game for using his audio files on a cockroach and that got shut down by lawyers pretty quick.

It´s 100% a whore house. He is working his crack whore in the local brothel.

I bet she kept the drugs there too.
His clever way of having it under her name so he was just visiting if something goes wrong he can't be blamed for it.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

ngl nick is on the money with kurt/uncivil but at least kurt didn't get ousted as a cum guzzling cuck

 

[Vibralldo]

Where are they hosting this? IF its anywhere near vegas he is done.

Vegas

 

[800 Chupacabras]

I managed 3 minutes. He is so damn boring. Let's face it, without the guests he used to attract, he has no on screen charismatic talent.

Man, this is giving me a Proustian journey through how I watched his streams of Rittenhouse and Depp while working an office job I loathed, and now I see what you are saying. He was never interesting, because he never did the work - he was a talented cat-herder who brought legal egos together in a controlled setting. Now that I’ve gotten over my own college-educated ego and work an enjoyable blue-collar job, I see right through his sophistry.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Jesus, Nick is playing with fire. He's going to get burned badly. I can't wait!
As always, many thanks for your service @MNPublicRecords

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I can't wait for the eventual consequences of him showing how little remorse he feels for the crimes he committed, on a livestream that is absolutely going to be seen by his PO later.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Imagine being a winemom and that streamer who covered Johnny Depp's trial pops up on your recommended livestreams. He was a fun guy to watch, lets check it out.

You click on it and now its just him, bitching and whining about some guy called Aaron and his former cohosts.

 

[Cyber Autist]

"I did not want to be sober." The only reason this asshole isn't snorting heroine up his Toucan Sam beak is because the court bent him over the bench and raped him. This guy has no remorse and is talking like he'd do it all again the moment he'd be able to get away with it.