Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

@TrainWreckWatcher Justify your answer or be a nigger.

I do not know what you are going on about but you are making a lot of weird posts in this thread that makes me question your state of mind be it from drugs or something else.
Telling Crackieta to come after you in the thread is a very weird / autistic thing to do.

True. He’s actively baiting Kurt. Good Christian man on Easter, y’all.

At this point I am sure Nick could retardedly twist a good Christian being whatever his drug ruined brain lets him make an excuse for any and all bad behavior.

 

[dustnight]

How much have U donated to charity BISH

 

[LobsterBoy669]

We all know Nick is a retard. That's obvious. We've watched him make retarded choice after retarded choice over and over again.

Even so, I am still completely flabbergasted that he's genuinely, literally, on stream, openly saying that he regrets nothing he did except for the part where he got caught. Holy fuck dude.

Guess if I ever want to be a lawyer I should just move out to Minnesota. I'm not a literal drooling mongoloid, and that's apparently smart enough to pass the bar there, since a guy as profoundly stupid as Rackets can do it.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I'm thirty pages behind Nick's newest insanity, here's a haiku:

Chaos and cocaine
Bottle licking Balldo-child
Enjoy probation

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

lmao what a pussy

 

[Vibralldo]

How much have have U donated to charity BISH

Nick's gotta be on something. Any guesses on what it is?

 

[CoomerTine]

Fuck this guy. Seriously.

I don’t want him to get healthy, I want him to overdose and die alone with his kids and Kayla nowhere in site and he’s just some anonymous junkie in a morgue

 

[GethWalker]

"You guys will never know why I started using drugs." -Cuckeita

History of substance abuse, no work or financial stress but one main trigger is Infidelity.

Whore-shack would be useless for Nick. Balldo would need to use viagra. Failure to disclose Viagra could be a violation.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

I cannot believe that his PR strategy is to come out and say, "Yes, I did drugs; yes, it was great; no, it didn't cause any problems in my life, but I do regret it because the government made me regret it. But not because the drugs caused any problems." He literally just said he's not remorseful for doing the drugs--this is a guy who destroyed his marriage, ruined his career, lost his law license, and gave his child a positive cocaine test. But there were no negative personal consequences to drug abuse.

Like I know I shouldn't be capable of surprise, but this is just unbelievable. This guy is monstrous. He's possessed by a demon. A man shouldn't be capable of this level of maliciousness.

I don't know any other word for what he's doing to Kurt. Dear John was the same way, but it seems even worse to do it in public to a personal real-life friend. There is no reason to be doing this. It's just evil. It's also retarded, but mostly evil.

He's impossible to even hate-watch now. Everything he says is a lie. Someone like Ethan Ralph is a violent degenerate pill-addled maniac, but if he's stone-cold sober, like when he interviewed Josh a while ago, he seems somewhat normal. Rekieta is somehow even worse without the booze and coke. There is something really fucking wrong with him. He has no soul.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

You cook off the alcohol in vodka sauce. The science behind it is the alcohol is a brief solvent that interacts with the tomatos and causes them to break down so you get more aromatic amino acids and sugars. Consistency gets better and those aromatics (as in aromatic rings) will come out. Usually if you add alcohol you’ll cook it out because you want a Maillard reaction which means sustained heat and sugars and amino acids caramelize (the sauce will usually turn a big darker or deeper colored). The alcohol will typically almost always cook off unless you are a retard using a high proof alcohol and slow cooking, but even then you aren’t going to get a meaningfully drunk unless you literally just want to have a really shitty Bloody Mary.

I’m not describing it perfectly, but I am not a food chemist. @AltisticRight and probably @AnOminous (much better cook than me

here's a decent video on the science of vodka sauce.

 

[Vibralldo]

Even so, I am still completely flabbergasted that he's genuinely, literally, on stream, openly saying that he regrets nothing he did except for the part where he got caught. Holy fuck dude.

Don't forget that he said he's only sober because the government wants him to and that drugs are completely harmless

The "drugs are actually great, everything bad we were told about them is a lie" really isn't helping him beat the "medicating your kid with cocaine" allegations.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick says "Oh my god by the way, my kids has started telling him stories about his prior nanny, holy shit, guys, be careful out there".

SO NICK, YOU WERE SO ZONKED OUT YOU COULD'VE EVEN KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FUCKING NANNY?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

He just implied his kids were mistreated by the nanny.

Hope he has proof.

edit: ninja’d

 

[200MB]

Now his old nanny was actually a monster all along too? Eat a bullet already Nick.

 

[Cyber Autist]

There is not a single person Nick will not betray in order to benefit himself. Nick has used his own children as an excuse whenever his streaming schedule wasn't consistent. He is a caustic asshole who will burn every bridge in his life.

The only silver lining is that people find that out eventually and abandon people like him. Unfortunately, his family has to deal with him until he violates his probation and gets put away in jail.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is on another cope about being exposed as a junkie cuckold. Its no one's business, why are you interested, etc.

 

[Vibralldo]

Now his old nanny was actually a monster all along too? Eat a bullet already Nick.

At first I thought this would be a boring, milquetoast right wing Trump is based stream for normie libertarians. I was wrong.

This might be worse than the coketream. At least then he was fucked up on cocaine and didn't know what he was saying.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

He just implied his kids were mistreated by the nanny.

Hope he has proof.

Nick is trying to make us decide whether we should believe that the whole world was out to victimize his children or it was just Nick and Kayla victimizing them. Tough choice.

 

[Vibralldo]

Thanks to meme copium for making this watchable.

Nick is irredeemable. He is incapable of learning and I can't wait to watch him continue to spiral, wind up in prison, and eventually overdose and die. He's somehow more spiteful and vindictive when "sober".

 

[NostalgicJam]

Nick's LOCALS show highlights:

- Chat comments on Nick's low weight, and he blames appetite suppression of cocaine
- He repeats the belief that drugs should be legal because only hurting people with those substances--like alcohol. Being on probation, as he is now, does not change that belief.
- Lots of people in his social circles knew all about the cocaine. He was never outright about it because he wanted legal deniability. This deniability did not help him in the end because some people made up 'bullshit' that caused the raid.
- Pastor Melin sent a letter to Nick saying he was 'no longer his pastor' and was a general 'dick' with nothing nice to say about him
- Nick does not have the whole report, and there was more than he is still learning about. The leaker broke the law to leak it.
- The reporters who got him raided were NOT from the church. Nick knows who they are. Each of the reports had some truth, but were still lies. It was motivated by their concern about his relationship with April. They got the government to police his personal relationship. One person supposedly told the police that their goal in reporting was 'to take the children away'--per Nick. Nick has close contact with these people all the time.
- The sermon that Melin had for Easer that some theorised was directed at Nick was NOT, because he would have prepared it weeks in advance, per Nick.

The chat is twisting religion:

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Doing some catch up but that Frank dude is pants on head retarded. A Pastor looking out for someones kids and well being is gonna burn in hell because the bible apparently says "Don't snitch"? we're reaching levels of defense i didn't think were possible.