Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

Rudy Coleman said:
billy has totally won my heart
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Same tbh. I still think it's gay to care about records for 50 year old video games, but his victory lap since destroying Karl in court has been delightful.
Sharpeteer said:
But he's even said in his discord messages that the drama videos, particularly the Billy Mitchell ones, bring in the most money for him.
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Do they bring in more money than he now owes Billy though? Gonna need one of our Jewish Kiwi accountants to run a cost:benefit analysis on this one.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Do they bring in more money than he now owes Billy though? Gonna need one of our Jewish Kiwi accountants to run a cost:benefit analysis on this one.
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All of his lawyers' fees, plus the judgment, plus damages, plus interest - he's in over a million, and that's before we even know what Billy's court fees are.

If he intends on using his channel to come up with the money for that, expect the shadiest and sleaziest sponsors, not including the ones he's already taken.

Or he could embrace the lolcow life and just go all in on the drama videos despite it being completely hypocritical for him to do so, and that'll bring in a lot of hate watchers and engagement. Wouldn't be the first time people with their own threads have done it.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
All of his lawyers' fees, plus the judgment, plus damages, plus interest - he's in over a million, and that's before we even know what Billy's court fees are.

If he intends on using his channel to come up with the money for that, expect the shadiest and sleaziest sponsors, not including the ones he's already taken.

Or he could embrace the lolcow life and just go all in on the drama videos despite it being completely hypocritical for him to do so, and that'll bring in a lot of hate watchers and engagement.
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I think Karl should be held accountable the same way he held Apollo accountable. Cmon Karl, what's an extra 200k on top of your million dollar debt?
 
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Rudy Coleman said:
billy has totally won my heart, red joystick? i dont know anything about that, the only thing i do know is that rickys hot sauce made by video game player of the century Billy Mitchel tastes good as fuck and i wont take any billy slander from hear on out
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I actually bought his hot sauce and got it in the mail today. It's good hot sauce. Thanks Billy!
 
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Sharpeteer said:
Or he could embrace the lolcow life and just go all in on the drama videos despite it being completely hypocritical for him to do so, and that'll bring in a lot of hate watchers and engagement. Wouldn't be the first time people with their own threads have done it.
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Here's some free advice for Karl in that case (I know money's pretty tight atm buddy): if you decide to exclusively become a drama channel don't imply any of your future subjects caused someone to kill themselves.
 
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Can anyone tell me if this hot sauce is on the more vinegar-ey(?) side? That's my shit right there.

But for real, I used to have a distaste for Billy because he came off as a vexatious litigant, but he has whole heartedly won me over. Took the whole thing in stride, burned Yooo bzzzt for what is true defamation to the fullest degree, has a bitchin tie with a tizight full Windsor, is really good at a classic game that I will likely never play again, enjoys KC and MATI (without fear of praising them), AND has an acclaimed hot sauce?

Here's a Cobes doodle for your victory, bro.
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Billy, my dood, get that paper. You can become my favorite internet personality of all time if you double chuck that settlement on some Stake Classics, DTPN!
 
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DenseDeerFather said:
Now I wonder if the sauce ships to Europe...
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It ships "worldwide" but be prepared to pay the Trump's Tax I've checked just now and it says "FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS" so I tried to order something and the price (after exchange to my currency) matches the 14.50$ declared for 1 bottle of Rickey's.

EDIT: disregard the above, Trump's Exclusive Shipping Cost to the EU included :heart-empty:
 
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huckbeine said:
do you have 6 hours to spare?

you can watch Billy Mitchell playing Pacman live and around a live audience and achieve the Pac-man kill screen after 6 hours. you can decide then if he cheats
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Gives vibes from when he got to 1,000,000 points on, I think, Donkey Kong and walked away. Just to prove a point. The crazy fucker has still got it. :semperfidelis:
 
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huckbeine said:
do you have 6 hours to spare?

you can watch Billy Mitchell playing Pacman live and around a live audience and achieve the Pac-man kill screen after 6 hours. you can decide then if he cheats
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I honestly don't know what this does or doesn't prove. Not that I actually care because ultimately it's gay as fuck to base your life off of maybe being good at some random game (like, he paid to have a plaque made that called him GAYMER OF THE CENTURY, flied to Japan and had someone from NAMCO hand it to him so he could take a picture lol).

But if we're actually analyzing then like, ok he can play Pacman, clearly. But at the same time this has been his life for 50 YEARS. If he COULDN'T play Pacman after spending his entire life talking about how good he is at it and doing nothing but obsessing over these two games....bruh. Does that mean he could do it then? Maybe, but the fact that he can do it NOW means that either way he obviously didn't stop playing and just play once every year. Like find anyone that was really into Tetris or Mario or something as a kid/teen, then ask them now to play it. 0% chance they do well (even if they're still a "modern gamer"). So this either means he was da goat back then, and has remained da goat, or he lied and has then spent this time "leveling up" as the Flash tv show would say...

Unironically he could actually be in his gaymer golden age and legitimately get any records he didn't get then, now...

But what is proven is that he put the JOB in Jobst, total Billy W
 
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I didn't have strong opinions about Karl before, but this non-apology video just makes me despise him. He is bending over backwards to do anything but say he was wrong to imply Billy had a hand in Apollo's suicide. This fucker still isn't sorry about anything he did, he's just annoyed that the judge gave him public spanking. Everyone got it wrong except him. Really hoping this guy gets reamed on the appeals.
 
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