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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,033 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,329 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,094 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 571 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,590
Has any one ever seen a Dead Rabbit Radio advertisement on /x/? Jason claims he was paying for ads there before it went down. I'd like to know if he had banner ads or posts were bought.
 
Urgunt said:
Post-McDonalds liquid shit. We had a clogged toilet, big heavyset guy didn't know about it since he was off sick when the announcement got put out, he used it and it overflowed. I'm genuinely curious as to the science behind why eating mcdonalds breakfast sausage makes feces smell so fucking bad.
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Probably has to do with the sulfur content. That's a similar reason as to why burning hair smells so bad, it's because keratin(the protein that helps make up our skin and is the main component of both our hair and fingernails) is rich in cysteine, a sulfur containing amino acid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratin#Disulfide_bridges . In the case of when it has been digested, it may have created a hypoxic or near anaerobic environment in their guts which would promote the production of extremely poisonous hydrogen sulfide(which also smells like rotten eggs). The sausages are probably wrecking your guts and pulling in too much water, doing something like what lactose does to lactose intolerant people.
 
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I'm getting /fit/ withdrawls, where tf i'm i supposed to go? Misc doesn't hit the same. It's over bros
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4chanJanitorDefenseForce said:
Or you have a victim complex and you feel like your problems are a result of the oppressive weight of the elites. Yes, people have money and find ways to keep making money, but the vast majority of conspiracy theories make zero sense if you actually think about them.
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just because most conspiracy theories are fake doesn't mean that people with more power and money than you don't have a vested interest in preserving their power and money at your expense. a rational actor working in their own self-interest has a vested interest in consolidating as many resources for themselves as possible given that the resources are finite, which they are. this is what people mean by "ceo mindset;" life is a zero-sum game where the more anyone else has, the less there is for you. the natural tendency of a corporation is to control as much of the market as possible, and the natural tendency of someone with a lot of money is to turn it into even more money. this is made self-evident by even a cursory look at wealth inequality and product ownership over time.

you're right in saying that it's wrong to ascribe this to some sort of shadowy cabal that's pulling all strings from behind all scenes, because that implies that ALL "rich" people are somehow in cahoots, which is ridiculous. however, people do not have to be actively in communication to inadvertently collaborate with one another. for fun, let's say that we believe that there's a conspiracy to raise the crime rate. we look at the statistics and are shocked to find that 100% of crimes are committed by criminals. we conclude that all criminals are working together to raise the overall crime rate. that's obviously wrong - but that doesn't mean that the crime isn't coming from criminals. they're committing crimes independently of one another due to having similar dispositions and goals. similarly, the rich work to siphon wealth from the lower classes independently of one another, but with the same goal of strengthening themselves while weakening everyone else. we can't necessarily blame them for this, but that doesn't mean that you should accept it as status quo. there was a time in living memory where the gap between average rich and average poor was much less than it is currently, and you don't need to be a gommunist to want that for yourself.
 
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1. to join in a secret agreement to do an unlawful or wrongful act or an act which becomes unlawful as a result of the secret agreement
2. to act in harmony toward a common end

My point is that the elites evidently do those things and that the word "theory" isn't always applicable. For instance, the Epstein affair WAS a conspiracy and so was the Oklahoma City bombing. There's theories, sure, but those events are important and shouldn't be handwaved away just because professional exaggerators like Alex Jones say stupid things tha make rational people roll their eyes.
 
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I have been doomscrolling Xitter a lot since 4chan was kill. Im scared bros, I keep making TRAD EVROPA posts, talking about how Europe is FINISHED, their women are being RAPED by africans, I have to say good morning to everyone and reply to Elon, my skin has started to brown, and I have desires of making another "what these men did will shock you! 10 men who changed New Delhi by finding the best shitting spot: a thread 🧵". The next X paycheck can't come soon enough.
 
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LGBTQ+ faggot tranny humour is the same unfunny shit
>big-goated chud strawman doesn't believe in OP being a real woman
>OP uses childish elementary-school-level imaginary superpowers to kill big-goated chud strawman
Some say Chuds and Trannies are 2 sides of the same coin, which is true in many cases. What seperates them is their methods of imaginary murder.
Chuds imagine much more "realistic" ways to kill Trannies (lynching, nuking, shooting, etc.)
Trannies imagine killing Chuds with superpowers (laser-eyes, shooting lightning out fingertips, etc.) so they can get away with it by calling it a "cute little joke" and then throw temper tantrums when someone makes a TTD edit or Slopjak edit.
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It was YOU making twitter threads! Get over here nigger!
 
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NeedsToBe42% said:
Twitter is just a few selected “influencers” posting shit and then a bunch of bots replying. I saw very little actual discussion. I heard that reddit still had a few based communities left. It’s a lie. They really don’t like the words nigger, tranny or retard over there. The internet has changed so much since I started using 4chan for everything. It’s sad.
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You're not in the best position if you intend to find more active online communities. I was in your position a few years back, I say you should just become more normal, stop saying the hard r at least, also nobody actually cares if you say retard or tranny that's just autists from tumblr being a loud minority
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've traveled over half our Internet to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new meme was coming in at the WEF, and I had to see about it. That meme is now unfolding into an elaborate infographic, an abundantly arduous journey for the eye. I have two other works in progress and I have sixteen concepts simmering on back burners. So, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm an OC man, you will agree.

Now you have a great chance here, but bear in mind: you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to spam your threads, maybe one in twenty will be OC men. The rest will be replicators. That's men trying to get between you and the OC men, to rub off the original farm-freshness that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has GIMP and means to produce, he'll maybe know nothing about composition, and he'll have to outsource to pajeets. And then you're depending on pajeets, who will rush the job through so they can get another contract just as quick as they can. This is the way that this works.

I do my own images. And the men that work for me, they are me, and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and to see their work. I don't lose my memes in the folder and spend months fishing for them. I don't botch the optimization and let file sizes ruin the whole data plan.

I'm a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and my partner, H.P. Memeview. We offer you the bond of family that few OC men can understand.

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I'm fixed like no other company in this field, and that's because my whole life is a yawning chasm of idleness. I have a string of tools all ready to put to work. I can load a gallery onto Google Drive and have it here in a week. I have schizo connections, so I can get the gematria for the aspect ratios. Such things go by friendship in a rush like this.

And this is why I can guarantee to start memeing, and to put up the OC to back my word. I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, no matter what the others promise to do, when it comes to the show-down they won't be there.

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