Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[porkWellington]

Fair. Apparently he was just a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. I believe he did private stuff too, but I cannot find it. Kurt doesn't have much experience other than being admitted.View attachment 7251476

God damn what a sad fucking existence. 6 years "full time" on YouTube and all's he got is a cowboy hat and icy hot. He's gotta be doing something else to make ends meet.

 

[trash cat]

Now he's talking about all the ways to cheat a drug test, lol

Anyone got the clip or timestamp for this?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is really doing is utmost to have his PO refuse permission to travel to Vegas and send him to jail for 28 days, because he is very clearly not interested in any form of accountability.

I already had a low opinion of the guy, but this is really something else.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

How did Nick do in super chats?

 

[Sneed Force One]

K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!
PreserveTube

Notorious Balldowasher, Will Herren, has uploaded an interview with "Momma K", a known Balldoverse Saga court reporter for Nick's previous hearings.
In this video, she gives her account of attending Nick's sentencing hearing earlier this week.
Haven't watched it yet, expect the usual amount of ad hominem droning.

 

[Windy Moors]

Another desperate grifter sucks the MAP dick for supertip.

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[Tiger Jack]

So he's two days into his probation and he's already talking about how you can cheat a drug test?
Amazing. It's like he has no idea that the authorities can also watch his streams.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

So he's two days into his probation and he's already talking about how you can cheat a drug test?
Amazing. It's like he has no idea that the authorities can also watch his streams.

i'm sure he doesn't care. the probation officer is probably cool. I'm sure he or she can't wait to do drugs with him as soon as his probation is over. hell, maybe they can join the next polycule. you wouldn't understand how cool probation is.

 

[Angry Shoes]

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He's such a good actor, really selling it here.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Did this fucking moron really read his mistress' address on stream?

Post in thread 'Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta'

Apr 20, 2025

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More from meme's stream

 

[Sneed Force One]

K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!
PreserveTube

Notorious Balldowasher, Will Herren, has uploaded an interview with "Momma K", a known Balldoverse Saga court reporter for Nick's previous hearings.
In this video, she gives her account of attending Nick's sentencing hearing earlier this week.
Haven't watched it yet, expect the usual amount of ad hominem droning.

NOTES: PART 1

• The audio is fucking annoying, someone has country musing blaring in the background.
• She was late to the hearing, only heard Nick's begging at the end. (Women moment)
• She confirms Nick tried to brag to Judge Wentzell about being smart — Wentzell wasn’t impressed. Confirmed ego bruising. KEK.
• K claims “Minnesota people don’t gossip.” Someone notify @MNPublicRecords.
• Once the hearing was over, "K" asked the court's "Metal Detector Guy" his opinion on the Rekieta case. He replied "You don't want my opinion". She presses him on it, to no avail. Clearly the locals think Nick is a prick.
• She later approached Clownguy and spoke to him, Clownguy was there before and after the hearing. He alleges Nick and Co' arrived "super early" to avoid exposure. Further conversation with Clownguy is reportedly not a Kiwifarmer, showing no allegiance but "may post a video on Twitter".
• Wil Herren takes a swipe at Aaron, but it flies right over K’s head. Cue five seconds of awkward Donga Dead Air™
• Wil claims Nick told him the court was tipped off about people planning to confront him, so they snuck him out the back and switched vehicles. CIA-level paranoia.
• Clownguy clocked the car swap and literally chased Nick’s car down the street. K got it on video, apparently.
• Nick pulled up past the city auditorium, then jumped back into his Lincoln. Clownguy’s still on the tail. K pulls up to Clownguy and he's out of breath.

 

[Jack Hoffman]

So he's two days into his probation and he's already talking about how you can cheat a drug test?
Amazing. It's like he has no idea that the authorities can also watch his streams.

He was talking about how it’s impossible to cheat a piss test and how he wouldn’t need to cos he never had a drug problem lol

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Nick smuckles about @MNPublicRecords leaking new data, reiterating "its all public".

Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. I bet you didn’t expect it to become public knowledge that you’ve been sneaking over to April Anderson’s rental at 7286 Highway 71 South, Wilmar, MN.

Still cheating on your wife, huh?

So who would this piss off? The drugged out comatose Kayla? Or is she still fucking around on the side?

Or Nick's parents... the directors of Nick's trust fund.

It might be amusing if they find out, but that would be up to the local community/In-laws on Kayla's side to clue his parents in.

I am not sure the Nick's new Church (with the officer that arrested him) that he attends for the kids and to just keep up appearances are will be pleased to know that they are just a moral beard for Nick to wear while he rails his crack whore on the side.

How incredibly embarrassing for April. How does she afford this? Does she have a job? Or is Nick paying for it? It is probably a good bet that she will go back to drug consumption and boozing if she hasn't already.

 

[Nova902]

Anyone got the clip or timestamp for this?

He wasn't actually saying this he was talking about how hard it would be to cheat one. Then referenced Frank from Shameless. ( Which is where the Rekieta family is becoming )

 

[Angry Shoes]

"K" states Minnesota people don't gossip

This may be one of the most blatant lies posted on this thread.

 

[Nova902]

K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!
PreserveTube

Notorious Balldowasher, Will Herren, has uploaded an interview with "Momma K", a known Balldoverse Saga court reporter for Nick's previous hearings.
In this video, she gives her account of attending Nick's sentencing hearing earlier this week.
Haven't watched it yet, expect the usual amount of ad hominem droning.

Will had a balldo knock his teeth out he is trying to deep throat Nicki boi so hard.

 

[newuser131]

I wish that Rekieta were actually Christian trad-dad. He’d be getting his family ready for church instead of sleeping in until noon after getting felted by MNPublicRecords and exposed as a continuing adulterer on Easter morning.

what is his situation with his church? did he get excommunicated? is he now going to a new church? is he going to blaspheme on a livestream this easter like his does every easter?

i can't see rekieta going back to any church. rekieta is so narcissistic that, in his mind, he is jesus christ.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So he's two days into his probation and he's already talking about how you can cheat a drug test?
Amazing. It's like he has no idea that the authorities can also watch his streams.

Well of course they aren’t they’re too busy trying to order off a Denny’s menu and will catch a digitally altered version later

 

[Sneed Force One]

K was nice enough to hang out and talk about her experience in the courtroom with the Rekietas!
PreserveTube

Notorious Balldowasher, Will Herren, has uploaded an interview with "Momma K", a known Balldoverse Saga court reporter for Nick's previous hearings.
In this video, she gives her account of attending Nick's sentencing hearing earlier this week.
Haven't watched it yet, expect the usual amount of ad hominem droning.

NOTES: PART 2

• K talked to another hearing attendee, reportedly "very shy". Didn't feel like sharing much but the basic outline of the day. Identity unknown.
• K thinks Nick going to jail is good, "he needs the wakeup call and to disconnect". Also thinks he needs another round of rehab.
• Wil Herren starts full-on Balldowashing, insisting Nick’s “too good” for punishment and is better off doing “free legal work” for the community.
• K counters hilariously — says it’d be funnier to see Nick picking up trash instead. Calls him a “pompous, blowhard ass". Wil plays neutral and claims he won’t edit that part out.
• K brings up the child drug exposure — doesn’t buy the “microdosing” but says the test results are legit. Wil immediately jumps in to Balldoguard, defending Nick.
• K calls it out, says Nick’s shutting down the conversation and burying his head in the sand.
• Talk returns to the hearing. K points out April wasn’t there, finds that amusing. Says Kayla Rekieta was covering her face and may have been crying. She injects some doubt as she was in a poor viewing position.
• Whichever faggot is playing country music turns the volume up, I can barely hear the fucking interview audio. Fuck whoever is playing it.
• After sentencing, Nick left immediately with Kayla and his mother. K saw them consoling Kayla in the hallway.
• Confirms she met with the other court reporter Vanessa in the bathroom, mirroring Vanessa's story. Asks her what she missed, Vanessa is simultaneously "really good" and "oblivious" (another woman moment).
• There’s a weird, jarring jump cut when K’s asked about Nick’s reaction to being sentenced. Bit of Balldoguarding from Wil, perhaps?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Insane that Nick isn't taking responsibility. This dude is going to struggle on probation. I think he thinks he's a manipulative fuck, but he's not.

I think it highlights how abusive he is when the cameras aren’t on. Sean and Kurt were defending him when he first started spiraling. Kurt more loyally and Sean more “don’t antagonize Monty, apologize and stop blaspheming”. He’s a contemptible asshole with this, where some Internet friends told him to check himself before he went antagonistic and they no longer held back.

Imagine how shitty is to his family and people at his Church. The people who intervened. Imagine how much he hates Dan Sletta.