Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lemondale]

How many grams of coke could he buy with the superchat money?

 

[daffodils]

Who was this for? Wine moms?

Yes. They loved it.



And then there's the men...



New childcare standards just dropped.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

4 :10:27

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

He'll be given a broom......and then he'll die from his heat allergy.

Sweep it up, Nick!

 

[Swole McPole]

Cleric, cleric cast turn undead. That will get rid of any skelly!

That’s a lich. We need to find the Balldo and destroy the phylactery

Lich phylactery tend to be jewels or something precious the mortal once felt was valuable. Confirmed: not his wife or kids.

When Rekieta points the finger at his critics for being nerds, he's obviously not totally off base, is he?

'm blocked by YouTube and at the moment I'm glad I am.

I'm also on a 24 hour ban for bullying. My guess is that it was for telling Ahmed to stay away from little girls in the back room of the kebab shop. Google is run by cuckolds and groomers.

Listen, either he pays her $2,000 every month for the rest of his life or Josh pays her a one time payment of $6,000, his hands are tied! OK?

That $6k has to be off the table now. Josh is getting access to the bodycam footage without any help from Kayla. If Rekieta's mom isn't paying the rent for her felon son's fuckpiece, it's back to the paint factory for April.

What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?

Sean's an actual practicing lawyer. Nick tried this and failed dismally.

How much have U donated to charity BISH

"Here's your allowance for this month, son. Now don't forget, we're extremely privileged so you mustn't spend the whole lot on cocaine, Keep your coke intake down to about $20k and make sure you drop a hundo in the collection box for the poors. That way, whenever anybody tries to criticize you, you can let them know exactly how much of my money you give to charity."

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Did he mean the drug itself? So he's conflating the two YET AGAIN.

"The state lied and railroaded me! The Quora Dr. Mengele proves it with his studies!"

 

[Red Frida]

Fair. Apparently he was just a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. I believe he did private stuff too, but I cannot find it. Kurt doesn't have much experience other than being admitted.

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

 

[Canard]

"I replaced all my hobbies with drugs"- Nick Rekieta, not a junkie.
He unironically went from Plastic Crack (warhammer) to acutal crack to galaxy gas/whippets.
in conclusion, Warhammer is a gateway drug. Just say no to 40k.

Well if you can afford 40k, you can afford coke...

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

 

[Red Frida]

Well if you can afford 40k, you can afford coke...

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

All of Nick's consumption is performative so of course he didn't play.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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I like how you can just see him freeze the second he pulls it up and its the address he knows it to be. Then he realizes he has to try and come up with a convincing lie.
And of course he has to really stress home that he has NO IDEA who that could be... Totally not guys. No idea at all.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Did he ever say he actually played the game?

Ye, he even did a decent amount of warhammer things
painting stream with Sargon and HeelsvsBabyface

PKA

Arch

Metokour

 

[keke]

- Nick has a handwritten letter from Aaron where he admitted to all the bad things he had done. He had it, but no one knew he had it. He could have shown it at trial, and he implied it would have been very effective at discrediting Aaron. He still has it.

Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL

 

[Divine right to rule]

True. Kurt is a sad case. But to be completely fair, Kurt:

• h̶a̶s̶ a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ p̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶c̶e̶d̶ l̶a̶w̶ &̶ w̶o̶n̶ c̶a̶s̶e̶s̶. *
• isn't a crackhead.
• has never been a cuck (in fact, he probably never has touched a woman).
• accurately reports on the law.
• realizes Robert Barnes is a quack lawyer.
• didn't ruin the reputation of his family.

Kurt is a much better man than Nick in my book.
*Was a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. He did have a private firm I remember too, but that didn't seem to go anywhere. More relevant experience than Rekieta? You decide.

I watched Kurt's analysis of Illinois vs Allen during the Darrell Brooks case, the Nick stream of that trial was pretty fun back then btw, and it was very good.
So he might not be a practicing attorney, but he has a good grasp on the more academic and theoretical side of law.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Aaron said on stream he left a letter for the Qover when he left giving them advice because he thought they were addicts. And this would all be shit Aaron has already taken accountability for, condemned his involvement, unlike Nick. He’s so obsessed with Aaron STILL

I guess Nick is obsessed because Aaron escaped the drugs/degeneracy and Nick still can't.

 

[not william stenchever]

I cannot fucking believe he's accused Dan Sletta of being inappropriate with his daughter. I'm going to take a long walk to process this.

If I were Dan Sletta I'd be taking a long length of iron to somewhere very specific but he's probably a better man than me.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nick was incredibly cruel regarding Kurt (Uncivil Law). Extreme bitch behavior! Oh and Megan Fox (not that one), was sucking Nick off in the chat.
Edit: Grammar

I should have taken a screenshot because someone called Megan out about her letter to the judge saying Nick helped suicidal people. He brought up dear john and she blocks him real quick lmfao

 

[Red Frida]

Patent Examiner is not Patent Attorney. Patent Examiners are basically government employees for the USPTO, and while they probably do OK, they don't pull down lawyer amounts of money.

Wouldn't a patent law office want an examiner to join their team? Why did he stream on YouTube instead?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

If I were Dan Sletta I'd be taking a long length of iron to somewhere very specific but he's probably a better man than me.

If I were Dan Sletta I might call myself MNPublicRecords and devastate Rekieta whenever he shows his dysgenic face...

 

[Sneed Force One]

I hope MNPublicRecords is Dan Sletta. Imagine being such a monstrous asshole that your father-in-law is your most powerful alog.

Such kino