Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

He was on the government end. It pays okay I suppose but it's not like actually litigating in private practice or being the VP of Intellectual Property for some big business.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If he isn't a pussy he will

He do like to poke the bear.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

The only other exceptions I can think of are stuff like Rum Raisin Ice Cream and some Rum Cakes. Where the Rum is added after cooking. But the amount t of booze in them is trivial.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

He was on the government end. It pays okay I suppose but it's not like actually litigating in private practice or being the VP of Intellectual Property for some big business.

I've gone throught the process. It cost ~$7,000 for utility patents. Includes submitting a simple brief temporary patent, contracting to a designer to draw diagrams, getting your law clerk or paralegal to rewrite the description in a certain way, and filing through patent office within 1 year of temporary filing. Its easy work for the money, what your mostly paying for is experience.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He do like to poke the bear.

Evidence suggests he's the one that likes to be poked.

 

[AnOminous]

Him mentioning that challenging the drug result is "nigh impossible".

And yet real lawyers do it every day. Thing is, there has to be something wrong with the test.

If the prosecution can't put on a witness who can testify as to the procedure, maintenance logs for any equipment used, etc. the case goes away.

 

[TherapyMan]

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

Patent examiners are not required to be lawyers. To be a patent examiner, you only need a bachelor's in some STEM field or an assortment of coursework that the U.S. Patent and Trademark offices feels necessary to show sufficient technical ability. It's considered a "J.D.+" position in that you do not need a juris doctor or a law license to be a patent examiner, but the government tends to hire people with J.D.s because the work involves legal-adjacent analysis and skills.

In short, Kurt was not a patent lawyer, nor does he ever appear to be have been working an attorney role as his primary profession. He's still a licensed attorney, but he really seems to be pursuing legal more as a hobbyist than a vocation.

 

[woodedbag]

I cannot believe there is a group of human beings that is sweeping for rekieta at this point and its headed up by a whole gaggle of middle aged women who would otherwise be working at the gas station. My X experience has been incredible today

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Yup he's going to violate his probation and go to prison.

Maybe he was really never on drugs.

Maybe he is just actually retarded.

Maybe it's both plus alcohol.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh please oh please oh please

Now you cant bring that up without showing us.

I don't think I have it anymore because he sent it to me in 2019, there was a hard drive crash since, and when I was helping him during the first part of Weebwars, it was through DMs on his old Nick Rekieta Twitter account (when you get yeeted off Twitter, the entire DM history goes with it).

If it softens the blow any, I don't recall it being particularly funny or cringe. Otherwise I would have mentioned this WAY earlier. As I recall, it was about an Astartes talking to a Guardsman about how their death will honor the Emperor, or some shit, and it was like two pages. I didn't even really understand it at the time, because I was just beginning to look into WH40K.

I still have the omnibus copy of Gaunt's Ghosts he sent me on my Kindle though. Not that that helps anybody here.

The point is, he's as much a nerd as anyone. He paints WH40k figures, he's written WH40k fanfiction, he owns all the books, he's bragged about he knows Ty Beard, and Ty supposedly tried to buy GDW at some point, etc.

And there's nothing wrong with any of that, really. He's just displaying more hypocrisy in calling people nerds

The Drukhari love is kinda creepy though. Yet it makes SO much sense now, in retrospect.

It's the old maddox trick, fuck the girl of the one you truly lust over so you can "own him".

Yeah but 80's Girl, much to the shock of everyone on the forum who thought otherwise (self included), got what she wanted in the end.

I don't think Nick is putting a baby in April and marrying her but, hey, people were wrong about Juju... so who knows.

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

He was on the government end. It pays okay I suppose but it's not like actually litigating in private practice or being the VP of Intellectual Property for some big business.

Kurt held a paygrade of GS-13 (about equivalent to a light Colonel), and had a base salary of $126,000. I wrote a post on this back in August of 2023.



As Nick proved, you can way make more on YouTube, but it's talent dependent.

Now I wanna see Kurt make six figures or better on Youtube, because fuck Nick. Same with everybody else in Lawtube he talked shit about and thinks he's better than.

 

[USAroXX]

Yup, still on coke.

1. Who is gonna tell quayla on FB that sidepiece is 12mins away still. I know, don't touch the cow.

2. Momma swinger rackieta on FB might want to know their April Pay-off did not work so gud. Is announcing on FB cow-touching IF you do not identify yourself here too?

3. Basically EVERY courthouse provides bailiff GUARDS to escort anyone who feels unsafe to their vehicle, the only switch in cars is fat old bug-eye swinging mom and whore wife.

The guard escort is a result of spouses getting killed outside court during family law trials/hearings. Once clown wig was clocked outside the doors, escort guaranteed upon request.

Additionally some have back hallways so baddie criminals don't interact with the innocent public; hallways to judge chambers; jury rooms, etc. I recall Emily D baker telling her audience there were 4 or 5 exits or entrances to the LA courthouse where Amber Turd got Pix shot with her FAKE black eye. Emily's point being OF COURSE Amber Turd set up that photo op otherwise that was a very lucky guess as to which door AND time the Turd would exit in time for her PRETEND ABUSE photo shoot.

Also, recall how depp n heard were escorted in and out the courthouse to/from vehicle in Virginia. It's not cia-level. No cops want to deal with potential death/violence at their courthouse doorstep.

Once again VENEER breath Will herron proves how gullible a balldowasher really can be.

 

[not william stenchever]

the president (joe biden) told the governer to tell the jury to cancel his rights to giving kids cocaine. you see?

Very implausible claim. Hunter is a big fan of giving cocaine to young girls in your immediate family. He would push back against the Big Guy for trying to personally punish such behavior. Hold that Burisma money hostage to ensure Nick's freedom.

 

[demicolon]

Here's Nick holding up his physical copy of Redo of a Healer, an anime where an underage magician boy gets raped repeatedly by underage girls

Coincidentally the boy also gets raped repeatedly by a very tall, muscular, bald, gay nigger. Kinda like Drex, except the gay.
Another coincidence is that the bald gay nigger survives until season 2, which never got made. Kinda like Drex, except the gay.

 

[hawkisnight]

This idiot is going to do those 30 days. I bet pooping in cell with people staring and commenting is going to be so much fun for him.

The more I think about this probation business the more fucked it gets for Nick. How many tests a week are we talking about here? Every other day? You can go out of state with permission but can they call you up while you are on the trip and order you to get your ass to the station for a test? Can they wake you up in the middle of the night? Will they be there personally or you have to drive yourself(oh no! More driving!)? If you can't pee at the moment will officers just wait with you in the room? Will they make his life a living hell for full 5 years or can you get some leeway and schedule a test one a week after like a year or two of good behavior? Nicholas you are dumb and fucked

 

[AnOminous]

I see people often mentioning that Nick's brain is fried from nitrous oxide so that must be why he is such a retard. I am here to say that this is not the case. I have done more nitrous than you could possibly imagine in my time since I used to be a full-time outdoor rave promoter and the NOS/other drugs were plenty. I know plenty of people who moved on from the rave scene to become very successful people. I also like to think that I am not a total retard.
So what I am trying to say is that the drugs did not make Nick a retard. Nick is a retard on drugs. There is a big difference

It takes genuinely heroic amounts to suffer permanent damage, but extreme nitrous use over a prolonged period can cause permanent neurological damage. It isn't technically the nitrous that does it but vitamin B deficiency caused by it. Combine that with B deficiency from alcohol and being an anorexic skelly, I think Nick seriously has caused actual brain damage.

He might be at a stage where it's possible to recover but I doubt he'll be 100% again, at least not for a long time.

One of the big giveaways was the "anime sucks cope and sneed" thing where he literally forgot what he'd said a minute ago ten times in a row or so and said it again.

The only other exceptions I can think of are stuff like Rum Raisin Ice Cream and some Rum Cakes. Where the Rum is added after cooking. But the amount t of booze in them is trivial.

I like adding bourbon to peach ice cream. But you can't really add more than about a shot per gallon or it won't freeze.

 

[(°▽°)]

His idea of cool is Dick, he's trying to skinwalk as him. Aaron is his maddox. April is his 80s girl. Melton is his vito. Null is his Null.

Kayla is his [not pictured here]

 

[Not Really Here]

Coincidentally the boy also gets raped repeatedly by a very tall, muscular, bald, gay nigger.

Then he regresses, and sexual violences the shit out of everyone, before they can get him.

Classic chick writing porn stuff.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Why does he keep holding drinking objects like that

He's used to gripping the shaft of Aaron's cock at face level

 

[Vibralldo]

I bet pooping in cell with people staring and commenting is going to be so much fun for him.

He's a gay exhibitionist so it will unironically

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I wonder how many times he told Kayla he was taking the kids to an activity, just to run to April's and she doesn't even notice the kids never leave with him.