Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Forklift Certified]

Massive announcements ahead...allegedly.

>Uhhh i have a bunch of announcement... ON TIMERS!
Nigger is cattle maxxxing

At the time this post was sent, there was a SINGULAR announcement so far... (charity)

EDIT:
The BIG announcement probably gonna be some heavy corpo slop because he has to wait to post on social...

EDIT2:
Nigger's publisher side hustle partnered w the charity soooo they going to do their own expo shits (secretsauce) + a game jam (on top on mald's actual one!)
Sooo many shit to do so little time for finishing hearbound...

 

[potato sack]

haha that myke faggot got yelled at by a janny this is fucking priceless

EDIT: nevermind he got yelled at by half a dozen peopel AND the janny by gaaawd

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Nigger is cattle maxxxing

Unfortunately, some people just like being nigger cattle.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Mald: "Dont walk into a room and be a dipshit"

Also Mald: been a dipshit for 3 years...

Bonus Deeply funny from his DC:

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Mald: "Dont walk into a room and be a dipshit"

That's a lotta words to say "I just don't like seeing that shit", does he need every banned member to also be bad morally?

 

[Retink Retunk]

I believe that, given the time, Maldavius Figtree will eventually finish and release Barkley 2.

Before or after the heat death of the universe?

 

[potato sack]

Before or after the heat death of the universe?

around the same week star citizen reaches 1.0

 

[p1138]

That's a lotta words to say "I just don't like seeing that shit", does he need every banned member to also be bad morally?

Makes him feel morally superior to everyone to make up for the fact that he's a degenerate furry. Basically a form of projection/redirection. That's why he even brings the shit up to rant for 2 minutes instead of just calling them retarded and immediately moving on if he doesn't like them.

 

[Hadniridea]

Tick tock Mald. You only have roughly 10 days to get your April update out before fans expect their May update. Tick.. Tock.

 

[BLTAnnihilator]

That's a lotta words to say "I just don't like seeing that shit", does he need every banned member to also be bad morally?

As far as I've seen, it's an extremely common trend among communities that if you have an insecure furry in any of the mod/admin roles, you'll get bans that get wildly blown out of proportion and more often than not I've seen communities just outright implode due to people like this. It isn't sustainable to constantly make people out to be the worst for the simple sin of being a more fun person willing to """cross the line""" with jokes.
They literally always have to morally grandstand because how DARE you force them to do their job as a moderator or admin. They get off on it, which makes it more insufferable and fucking confusing because they hate having to put in the effort, they overreact and, like a cat showing you their kill, flaunts the ban(s) but instead of it being born from love (which the cat's flaunting is), it's born from the most petty hatred possible.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

They get off on it, which makes it more insufferable and fucking confusing because they hate having to put in the effort, they overreact and, like a cat showing you their kill, flaunts the ban(s) but instead of it being born from love (which the cat's flaunting is), it's born from the most petty hatred possible.

"Petty hatred? Lemme tell you something, bub. There's only room for one public forum for petty hatred and it's KiwiFarms, and we archive yer sperging rather than silencing ya (unless you ask something illegal that will shut us down, retard). r/PirateSoftware hugbox is two URLs down. How 'bout you discord folks go moral posture back in yers fancy discord and leave slurs 'n gossip to the pros. We talk 'da talk and walk 'da walk, while yer mask your greed with fundraisers 'n promos sendin' kiddies to fares or 'somethin or other. 800k to 4mil from youtube, not counting stream donations, and ye have to fund raise via twitch? We send our hard earned blood money doin legal 9 to 5s to a slobber dawg cuz we ain't under the illusion we are the good fellas. Moral ambiguity is the name of the game in this 'ere website based in.São Tomé. Ye, we might tell a tranny to commit suicide, and they do. But other times a fella gets raped in prison due to diddlin' on discord. It's how we roll... now discord mods, if you mosey on down to this 'ere site to debate us, then answer me this....

How tough are ya?"

---

 

[Beetle Jewel]

Another Blue Prince puzzle clip.
You have to deduce the title of each art piece in a gallery.
> Guesses 'PRINCE'
> *Looks at chat*
> Immediately punches in 'PONVER' and then:
>"Wait a minute..."

He then goes on to call the "Atlas" statue "The Thinker" multiple times.

 

[MercuryMan]

Another Blue Prince puzzle clip.
You have to deduce the title of each art piece in a gallery.
> Guesses 'PRINCE'
> *Looks at chat*
> Immediately punches in 'PONVER' and then:
>"Wait a Minute..."

He then goes on to call the "Atlas" statue "The Thinker" multiple times.
https://www.twitch.tv/piratesoftware/clip/DifficultFunSageOMGScoots-5A5MDdEsrhnEOnPJ

Edit: Attachment won't go through. Troubleshooting..... Have a Twitch clip in the meantime.

It's a group experience to solve a puzzle. Insane behavior, dude.

I come back after a month and it's the same gimmicks with this faggot. No updates and allergic to puzzles.

 

[Vertigo]

Another Blue Prince puzzle clip.
You have to deduce the title of each art piece in a gallery.
> Guesses 'PRINCE'
> *Looks at chat*
> Immediately punches in 'PONVER' and then:
>"Wait a minute..."

View attachment 7253223

He then goes on to call the "Atlas" statue "The Thinker" multiple times.

Jason is known to shorten clips so please next time archive locally any clips to this thread. Don't rely on Twitch links at all (never mind the fact that shit gets deleted over time anyway).

 

[Beetle Jewel]

Jason is known to shorten clips so please next time archive locally any clips to this thread. Don't rely on Twitch links at all (never mind the fact that shit gets deleted over time anyway).

You must have replied before I edited my post.
My attachment failed to upload () so I fell back to a clip that did not have chat.
Thanks for the diligence in archiving, though

 

[Kheapathic]

The funny thing is, storing passwords on paper by your computer actually prevents a lot of potential attacks like you point out. Sure it's insecure in the naive sense that they're out "in the open", not encrypted etc. But the vast majority of password leaks come from businesses not users. Storing your password on paper lets you create a decently complex password for every site you use (never reuse passwords). You can then physically squirrel it away in a locked drawer which no hacker can access short of breaking in and finding where you store it. I mean local password managers that encrypt and let you generate random passwords are better, but paper is a manageable normie solution that mitigates a lot of issues.

When I was at the casino; a number of older people were bad with passwords, but they were also stickler for rules and knew the "Never write your password down, others can find it." So what did I do, I told them to write their password down, cut the paper to where it's just a little larger than their password, then tape it to the back of their name tag. You were your nametag while you're at work, and whether you leave it in your locked locker or take it home with you; they'll either need to break into your house or your locker, that's safe enough. And if you ever forget it, it's literally close to your chest, where you should keep it.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

When I was at the casino; a number of older people were bad with passwords, but they were also stickler for rules and knew the "Never write your password down, others can find it." So what did I do, I told them to write their password down, cut the paper to where it's just a little larger than their password, then tape it to the back of their name tag. You were your nametag while you're at work, and whether you leave it in your locked locker or take it home with you; they'll either need to break into your house or your locker, that's safe enough. And if you ever forget it, it's literally close to your chest, where you should keep it.

don't people lose name tags all the time...?

 

[The sticky sock]

don't people lose name tags all the time...?

Yes but you can't lose a password so by sticking it to your name tag you can never lose it.
I do the same with my credit cards.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

When I was at the casino; a number of older people were bad with passwords, but they were also stickler for rules and knew the "Never write your password down, others can find it." So what did I do, I told them to write their password down, cut the paper to where it's just a little larger than their password, then tape it to the back of their name tag. You were your nametag while you're at work, and whether you leave it in your locked locker or take it home with you; they'll either need to break into your house or your locker, that's safe enough. And if you ever forget it, it's literally close to your chest, where you should keep it.

That is the worst fucking idea ever, you brainlet. Trusting a boomer fuck that can't even remember their password and is too stubborn to come up with a solution on their own to take proper 24/7 care of their nametag.
And when they lose it, the password sits right next to the name and corporate info.

Am I being trolled?

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

That is the worst fucking idea ever, you brainlet. Trusting a boomer fuck that can't even remember their password and is too stubborn to come up with a solution on their own to take proper 24/7 care of their nametag.
And when they lose it, the password sits right next to the name and corporate info.

Am I being trolled?

simmer down boomer